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Howe is bringing in PL’s middle niece for a motivational talk before the game 0-5. All off Miggy’s right peg.

I Had a few drinks yesterday, do not like this feeling of a hangover at all. Going to the match now, before the 2 day sobering up process begins and I'm completely normal again. Weird thing, I always forget Christmas. Not just the day, the whole period gets erased from my head, always put it down to cumulative alcohol intake in the past. Last year I was completely on the wagon, and I still can't remember a single thing about it either. Think I genuinely hate this time of year like. The long nights, shit weather, friends and relatives always seem to die around now, plus seeing people I genuinely can't stand. Thank fuck for the footy today like! 😀 Merry fucking Christmas everyone. 4-0. Wrong thread.

Honestly I’ve had a weird day and now this?

🙂

Is that @PaddockLad’s middle niece again?

Btw, by the time dinner got served, most of the family, by now young adult types, as well as the owld farts like me, were functionally paggered, so by the time I served up it was carnage- you love to see it

Not had a bad day at all- both Fistlets were well chuffed, and surprised, with their pressies , Mrs. F. the same, despite a distinct lack of Christmas kegs, I did alright. The annual family pig-out was slightly delayed on account of my oven being a fucking teenager and refusing to handle three trays of roasties at once, but we had plenty of diversionary comestibles to stop the the peasants revolting. Speaking of which, I got a shirt which is very similar to Fidel’s regular garb, so I’ve spent the day pretending to be a Central American Dictator- drove Mrs.F. wild, so naturally I ramped up the Castro crack as the day has gone on. The youth got a PS5 so I’ll be diving on that later and I feel it’s only right I play Just Cause 4 or 5 or whatever the fuck is the latest one. Just in case you hadn’t realised- aye- moderately befuddled.

Just got my first drink of the day/half a pint of Baileys. Had to cook and clean for 6 people with no help, then drive the olders back home around Middlesbrough. This bottle will be gone in less than an hour, merry fucking Christmas

Has a current Manager of the Month ever been sacked?

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Was never a fan. Going to have to be a very quick three S's, just made a full English then out on a Leo Sayer. Unfortunately it's going to be in Wallsend for reasons unfathomable to me but it gets me out. Let me know how Lee Marvin and co get on?

@Howmanheyman The Dirty Dozen’s just started on Channel Five

He could have just shut the damn thing 🤣

Didn't start drinking until 4pm which is out.of character on a holiday. Thought I was just still remarkably sober for this time on Christmas day but somehow I've managed to smash a pint glass in the bathroom and my neighbour across the road has just rung the doorbell to say tell us we've left the car boot wide open and it's been hammering it down with rain. "Noticed when we got home about 10 minutes ago but the rains getting heavier, just thought I should let you know". Good man. Cheers for that. I think I'm a little more frazzled than I thought. We got home hours ago, though admittedly I did forget to go back out to shut the boot before getting stuck into the Guinness and Shiraz and I'm yet to get started on the Johnnie Walker.

Don't worry, once you start you just carry on and the alcohol does it's thing, it's like that Billy Connelly joke about pulling out as your about to blow your load, 'a rope around my waist attached to a team of ten horses pulling in the opposite direction aren't going to stop me'.

you tell your heart to get the fuck in line soldier!

Merry Christmas to all you Good Folk of this Magnificent Message Board.

Thank you for your service

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I saw it and to paraphrase a review. Who is Erin Carter- who the fuck cares Lead actress is hot as fuck though and if you can stand subtitles was great in Snabba Cash, a sort of Swedish Top Boy

Last time we waited so long when the bairns were still getting toys I was foaming having to do the Christmas dinner around teatime and they were all starving. Tbh, I'd rather they just all come here and I make their dinner but wor lass didn't want it as it was our day with the kids. She's now denying all knowledge of this thinking.

HMHM in 30 minutes time.

first time i visited was in 86 to watch the team v arsenal , i was 18 and then started to go to many games after that . hiding and avoiding the train ticket inspector all the way from peterborough. happy days. Also remember the arsenal team travelled back on the same train with the general public although they had a separate carriage!

How embarrassing is that? Lynx Africa ffs!

Please tell me you have drawn a cock

Had it since I was born. It's generally fine but the lack of riding these last few weeks hasn't helped. Down at the in laws now. Had a kip and just about to have dinner.

Shite Wyki, hope all settles down mate. As an aside, is there a pattern, do these blackouts seem to occur when Callum appears on screen and then miraculously clear when he's not ?? Might be worth keeping an eye on the Mrs.

Hope it gets fixed soon bud

Merry stolen pagan festival gents. My favourite bit has been seeing the tweets of thick lazy fuckers who online ordered for Xmas Eve deliveries and having their turkeys out of stock or substituted. Best one, guy didn't get his turkey crown or his ham joint, the latter being replaced by two packs of taste the difference breaded ham slices.

My youngest got something called air Pictionary in his stocking. You basically draw in the air with a wand and the image appears on the TV while your team mates have to guess. Flipping hilarious couple of hours entertainment

What's her name, address and telephone number? Oh and PL can you remind me of the name of that rohypnol wholesaler you told me about while I'm here?

He was only a chef

Forgot to say, Brexit loving resident of Monaco, Jim Ratcliffe. Lovely bloke.

Yeah we were in just after two… we had our mate with us, a teetotal ground hopper who was properly hyped up to get in… pleased we did really enjoyed the clerb 🍺 Highbury is/was my favourite away ground. Got beat 5-1 after SBR was sacked, we were so bad Ray fuckin Parlour scored three. Went to the pub where all the buses left from and there were about 50 of us all singing and going defiantly. There was a little fellah in there with a flat cap and a huge red and white scarf almost bigger than him, looking a bit bemused …. “What appens when you lot win then?” he said

'Character' GTFO. Shit hole.

We must not forget that a lot of clubs have gone to that shit hole of a ground and really struggled. Plus they had the added impetus because of Lockeyr.

It was brilliant to finish 4th to get this year’s experience with playing in a group of death and just go out mainly because of the dodgiest decision I have seen for a long time. Not finishing in the top 6 won’t be a disaster and this is what I mean with “writing this season off” already. There is still a lot to play for obviously. January will really be difficult and you need luck to win the FA cup with draws and who you play. The mackems will be very motivated against us do this won’t be easy as well. This doesn’t mean that we can’t have a very good second half of the season once injured players are back and maybe with one or two shrewd additions. If we have a second half of the season like Villa did last season or we had ourselves two seasons ago then there is still a lot possible. But I do not expect it and as long as we keep playing like we have done this season for most games then this is fine with me.

Judging by the look on AP’s face, one of these lads has gone past the first knuckle.

I know he was meant to be a tough centre-half but I don’t know how anyone could take him seriously with that fucking headband on.