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Meh, I've seen things you people wouldn't believe. Attack ships on fire off the shoulder of Orion. I watched C-beams glitter in the dark near the Tannhäuser Gate

Maybe it’s because his brother plays for Sunderland? Nah can’t just be that he must be a MLF

What do you mean? You just fucking did!

Who's your source for this? You should tell them that Andy Howe is Eddie's nephew.

It does makes me wonder if these visits will be as regular if his brother moves to a different club. 🤔

And the haircut of a bowman at Agincourt

They're like a Fop tribute act.

If only there was a button that could do that.

He’ll not see much sitting in Newcastle.

Let's hope Jude sits further away from the racists in the crowd than Darren Bent's mam did.

Gerrin!!!

I have no recollection of this But people have stopped asking now so 👍

There you go HMHM, another life hack. Offer free shipping on your stall. Hand the shirt over and say "There you go mate".

Jewd n Jowub. Tew peeys in a pod.

Even set it up as something he's not looking forward too. "Minibus full of rival fans, 700 mile round trip. Not even fussed about going but I've sort of promised this busload of folk I don't even want to spend time with that I'd organise this. Honestly like!"

It’s cute that you’re making a plans purely to tell your WAGs but we all know you’ll be in a titty bar.

0-5. 3 each to Ant and Dec, our new messiahs.

That's a fake account btw 😀

You've not got much to lose I guess. There's a few stores that sell mainly NUFC memorabilia, can't say I've seen any selling footy shirts mind. There's a carpark on the west side, might be 80p an hour, you'd need to get there early I think. There's toilets open on market days at 20 pence a piss (or shit if you are inclined). Also a bar with a toilet. If you do pitch up, good chance I'll spot you and say something ridiculous like "How man, is that Howmanheyman? Hey man, fancy seeing you here".

Villa fan 1 : “oi cort a whale in the canal” Villa fan 2: “bostin skip, can oi see it?” Villa fan 1:

The fact that you can’t arrange your life as you describe is a pitiful indictment of the current government and our society in general. I can’t get my head round why people have to be unremitting cunts to each other

He now gets a free packed lunch made by the NUFC canteen. Babybells and everything.

If I could do a PT time job and get paid a PT minimum wage for being a carer to my wife it be beneficial to all but of course that's never going to happen in this country because of ill advised ideology and cunts who couldn't bear to see it through scaremongering by the usual suspects which feeds into their latent petty jealousies.

🎵 Tragedy! 🎶

That's really interesting.

It’s funny though, isn’t it? He was clearly only bought for two reasons. A punt on his perceived potential and because of his brother. And even the former is massively based on the latter. But they still lap it up

Goddam it! Its Big Frank Chippa isn’t it.

Thanks lads, just fancy cosplaying as a market trader for a day. If it takes off I'll buy the toon and not only be better than the last del boy to own us but you'll change from hearing about human rights concerns to Howman rights concerns. (If I only make a few quid on the day I'll buy Sunderland instead).

I can see if I can get Adam P to turn up and livestream from the market that day if you like? Get the crowds down.

I, for one, applaud his actions.

Gregory’s Girl, the directors cut

Went for a nice walk around Seaton Delavel Hall this afternoon. Is this tree related to @Christmas Tree ?