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  1. 7 points
  2. Does it? Does it? Does it? It? It? It? It? It?
    7 points
  3. We have and you’re on your final warning. Won’t tell you again
    7 points
  4. If you need to buy any ket he’s your man
    7 points
  5. Next stage is for him to get TWO cameras up his arse and one in his japs eye at the same time. Respect.
    7 points
  6. I’ve had a camera up my arse up my cock and down my throat. I’m like a medical porn star.
    7 points
  7. Looks like things are a bit quiet over at SSN on deadline day.
    6 points
  8. Not had a finger up my arse in a medical setting yet, looking forward to it though. My first cancer was ball cancer, I reckon 60% of the medical professionals in greater Manchester have gone eye to with or fondled my cock and balls. It’s on my CV
    6 points
  9. Too busy jamming those two packs of Kinder into his face to get down the front in his usual spot.
    6 points
  10. Isn't that the point of a cover? I mean, if it's a picture of a woman, on a beach, with the wind blowing her summer dress and the title something like "Passion in Paradise", you know instantly what it is, and that you need to return it to CT.
    5 points
  11. "Ma, can we get Haaland?" "We have a Haaland at home."
    5 points
  12. Wouldve thought our star signing being banned for the whole season was bigger tbh
    5 points
  13. I do and on crypto FPL discussion and Mumsnet and Dewalt connoisseur forum.
    5 points
  14. Doctor Bukkake will see you now.
    5 points
  15. 5 points
  16. Imagine how organised German organised crime is.
    5 points
  17. Blatantly sold his brother's Mega Drive the morning he travelled up.
    4 points
  18. Nah, that’s Gemmill’s undercrackers
    4 points
  19. Powerful "Dear Slim" vibes.
    4 points
  20. He can't leave now! Only found out the other day that the Mrs works with a mate of his and he's always offering him tickets but he didn't know any Newcastle fans to get them for.
    4 points
  21. Do you have your own thread on Newcastle tactics on the combined metal detectorists/ 1980s sofa nostalgia forum?
    4 points
  22. Must've been embarrassing when the Gerbil escaped though?
    4 points
  23. One finger up the ring from a stunning young blonde junior doctor with a very tidy nurse in attendance to hold my hand…it was more like a dream than a medical examination tbh
    4 points
  24. How old are you by the way? Asking for a psychopath.
    4 points
  25. They don't have advertisers, do they? It's just Google ads as far as I can see, so it'll just be whatever the dopey twats have been googling last. best knife to kill a mag with how do you get shit out of sofa cushions Stuff like that.
    4 points
  26. Madness that three goalies, two inexperienced teenagers, and a handful of finished squad players haven't brought us any points. Madness I say.
    4 points
  27. He's really intelligent
    3 points
  28. Aye, I shop there, usually saturday mornings. I was there last saturday about 11.30am, I know working in a supermarket previously this is the time when you should have peak stock, and the entire right side as you walk to the windows was empty. But it's like nobody notices any more. It's going to get a lot worse after April apparently.
    3 points
  29. Dread to think how rough he’d look without being a professional footballer. Actually, probably similar but with the gold Rolex being from a shop in Bodrum
    3 points
  30. Motherfuckers act like they forgot about DRE
    3 points
  31. I hope they washed it between uses.
    3 points
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