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Nah.. hammered PSG, beat ManU and ManC. Minutes from CL next round and CC semifinal, still in FA Cup and a more than decent chance of some sort of Europe again next year It's a season we could have only dreamed of for a decade and s half Oh and Klopp is fucking off, we've hammered the beige twice, won 8-0 away and seen AG10 join Bruno Isak BigJo and Botman as players that could probably walk into any team in Europe. And this is during a season where we've had nothing go our way. Enjoy the rollercoaster motherfuckers Oh and humiliated the unwashed

Big Dan Burn enters the chat…. ….then realises he is in the wrong chat.

That sample includes only 5 games With games against Liverpool (a), Man City (h), Aston Villa (a). Across the season it reads; Goals conceded 12th Shots on target faced 16th Shots faced 15th xGA 18th Not great, admittedly, but there are obvious mitigating factors What about the other end of the pitch; Goals scored 5th Shots 8th Shots on target 6th xG 2nd All that ends up with 33pts, League pos 9th, currently 3pts off 6th. Pretty good when you can count the number of games we've had two fit strikers on one hand. And also the number of games with no fit strikers is greater than zero, which is suboptimal.

Says it all when you’d rather Man City continue their FFP flaunting dominance than have either of these two cunts win it for a change

I’m trying to work out how to shift this to the secret forum the minute the full time whistle blows…

First Content : Some mackem playing for Boro talking to Sky - “Been ah lohcal lad wheyuh nah Whrra means, its the bragggin rights for the north east” Aye the fight for second…against a team in Yorkshire

Just had a browse through the #howeout hashtag on Twitter after reading an article about people turning on the manager online during the Luton game, which I could barely believe - absolutely embarrassing craic from “fans” who clearly have only “supported” us for five minute

I know it's been done to death, but so many of our issues come down to who's available. Burn at LB with Joelinton and Pope in the team is a very different prospect than without them. Pope sweeping up would mean the pace of Luton's right winger is less dangerous and with Joelinton protecting that flank more the supply line would be choked. Burn does need swapping out because what he brings to the team is now less than he takes from it. No surprise that we look paggered after 3 games in 7 days because there's just no let up. Howe needs to make quicker changes to the side but anyone talking about getting rid is just overreacting to a bad result. This season can just fuck off to be honest. So can LTA

Arteta is a platinum plated cunt mind.

Aye thats the optimal result. It isnt an “exciting” title race if you happen to loathe all of the teams involved. Arsenal & Liverpool are two peas in a very cuntish pod.

Currently 6 separate "Beale out" threads on the first page of RTG. All less than 60mins old

That Ukranian kid just got skinned off the Boro keeper, he’d be better off on the front line the poor sod

I've been very slack with the Italian football this season, hardly watched any. Anyway, it's a top of the table clash in Milan now, inter v juve. /Ciaomanheyman

How come that Kloppy bastard is gracious in defeat to a league challenger but an absolute cunt in victory when he flukely beats us as also rans? Is this the top 6 dodgy handshake club thing?

The Klopp false grin and thumbs up to the ref.

AG10 is bootless. I repeat: bootless.

Arsenal v Liverpool and no ex-Liverpool pundit on the panel? Carragher better be on co-comms or someone at Sky is getting sacked in the morning.

2-0 to the Toon.

“Barrett's "Family Man" nickname came about before he had any children of his own. Aston foresaw his role as a band leader and started to call himself "Family Man". He subsequently fathered 41 children”

Paedo Pink and Disinfectant Yellow

You know what, I don't often say this but, I was wrong and you're absolutely right. Right, off for a Dettol scrub. LATERZZZZ

Now Fellaini has retired.

Oh and nothing to do with the game and everything to do with Toontastic, the way some of you are carrying on at @LongTimeAdmirer it's fucking mackem like behaviour when one of them realises they have a cute teenage cousin and they follow them around trying to get a whiff. Put her on ignore or just flick past her post, it's fucking embarrassing. And @LongTimeAdmirer, give over on the shite with Gordon, if you want to post here and not be seen as a WUM, realise that he's making a huge contribution this season. You might not like him but he's a NUFC player and for that as a supporter you should get get behind him. I fucking hated the fact Barton and Bowyer played for our club but when they were on the field and putting in the effort, they deserved nothing but our support.

0-5 to the righteous men of workers unity.

It’s the same kid in both photos man.

So, two Wor Flags displays or 16 Spirit of 37 Christmas wrapping recyclings?

This must be so incredibly difficult for him. What a sad story.

Edited, you pedantic ringpiece.

Also, Michael Graham will presumably be pondering who won today’s draw v Boro (and if maybe they both did).

I dunno, a penne and garlic flatbread sounds a bit CT to me.

Drury 'The streets of north London blah blah blah'. The streets of north London will do fuck all because they're boring cunts.

Southgate clearly felt it was a better choice to go watch Henderson in Amsterdam yesterday rather than the 18 English players on show at SJP.

This is good news because

Howler from the smoggie keeper. Need to bang his heads together.

Cracking finish from the smoggie.

Big Joe and his agent tonight discussing his new contract.

I dearly hope we beat Arsenal at their place in the dodgiest circumstances imaginable

Hopefully these two are just gonna pave the way for Man City to win the title again.

There you go, he's back in the studio, big smile on his chops.

Klopp is retiring????????? They’ve kept that quiet.

This is the fucking police we’re talking about. His problem was being new in the job. They get away with all sorts of shit much worse without being dismissed. I’m not defending what he did by the way.

Looks like the Knight Ryder will need a new narc

Liver cirrhosis Lime?

Ah El Trampico is on today at 12 Potential content.

If we’re going off usual Mackem stats, that puts the real attendance at around 78 people