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that's my vote.

That's the most legible banner any of these fuckers have managed. How much did it cost? I want to make sure the Spirit of 37 FRAUD lads aren't syphoning money off from the communal packet of crisps whip round fund. Honestly though. It's like when they mocked us over Burton, only to be relegated by them the very next year. They mocked our flags, now this.

Tindall to rub himself against the home dressing room door and varnish it shut. Forest to forfeit and the toon be given a 3-0 win as default.

You wait decades for a monarch to die…..

that's nuts.

Do your research vibes from Mr 20 Twitter followers who can’t even get the name of the signing right. Also on one hand he’s saying history repeats itself and then on the other he’s inadvertently saying Howe has learnt from his mistakes and that’s why he isn’t playing a 6? He can get in the fucking sea too along with the rest of the impatient babies

Who do you think is still living, Mr. Hitler?

It was Dillon, you son of a bitch.

I worked at an Italian restaurant run by two Sicilian lads, Mario and Franco, who were straight out of central casting for stereotypical Italian men. Mario was smoother than a babby’s arse and went through the waitresses like Covid in a care home. Franco looked like a 6ft enforcer who’d been sledgehammered down to 5’6”, barely spoke English but was fucking hilarious- his entire vocabulary was Italian swearing, accompanied, unironically, with the gesture. His favourite was “vafanculo” but he’d add “stringi dente” which I gather meant “stiff teeth”. I watched Italy go out on pelanties to France in 98 with him, and the whole shoot out was just a string of Italian obscenities, until Di Biagio’s miss when he just went fucking radge.

Outstanding work

Ah, so the people's front of Judea are getting stuck into the Judean people's front again?

I played U18 rep football for an Australian Italian club in the 80s and the first thing they taught us was all the swear words, they served me well at the 2006 World Cup in the streets of Hanover after Italy knocked Australia out the round of 16 with that shitty dive. An Italian telling you to fuck off, just doesn't have the same ring to it! 🤦🏾‍♂️

It’s the same kid in both photos man.

Take away that hole in front of the backline and once our sweeper keeper is back in the team, BDB isn't as much of a problem. Have a look at where most of the balls come from that give him problems and allow pacey wingers to target him? They don't come down the line/over his head, as he can usually intercept those, they come from the space between our midfield and defence and they are hit in behind so his height advantage is lost. Control that space and you start to control the problem.

The front page of every paper tomorrow will be asking us to pray for him.

I think Italy must've been seriously shit until the 90s barring Paulo Rossi and this kid from his social media account has nailed it.

Dunno, probably blood work yes, but you're not going to expose someone to regualr full body CT scans because of the cumulative radiation exposure. Anyway, I guess he can get himself down to one of his homeopathic hospitals he got funded from tax payers' money to get it sorted anyway. 👍

Aye he thanked him for turning up and said it was "more than he managed at 3pm today".

He was reincarnated as either Gabby Agbonlahor or the Don and Methven.

“Tonight Matthew I’m going to be Wykikitoon of Yorkshire” BITTER INFANTILE JOYLESS SCOUSE CUNT how did I do?

Dead's Army now

Lereeerooooooy Jenkins

Chavs? That might be the nerdiest jumper I've ever seen on Miley man. Looks like he calls people racial slurs on world of warcraft.

Even Kens got a bigger cock

And crucially only a friction injury to Tindall's bell end.

Wrong, they're shitting themselves.

Guessing the smoggies preferrewd this for a piss take rather than dressing as a pile of poo on a seat?

I used to work with an Italian lass and she would say this to a certain gaffer and he thought it was a compliment 😂

Vaffanculo!

🤓

No, it was the other way round. He finished up playing as a CB but played the vast majority of his games as a (right-footed) LB. He was predictably brilliant in the middle too though. There is some ridiculous stat where him and Baresi played there together about 150 times in serie a and Milan conceded 25 goals (or something like that). However it makes a good point, that while he was more celebrated as a full back he’d easily get ahead of Twaterazzi (TM Isegrim) in the middle too. You could say similar about Bergomi too. Who should probably make the team as a RB (if we’re talking about in my lifetime) but would be another better CB than the aforementioned Twat

Howe's not a 'elite' coach because he's not yet had the chance to be one. This boring rehtoric pushed by the likes of Simon Jordan in the media and picked up by Twitter nonces is tedious as hell. If you've had years at top and not won anything I understand people questioning your ability at that level. But if you've come in and changed the whole outlook and feel of the club whilst punching above your weight in the first couple of years and people start questioning you at the first sign of a hiccup, all it says is that they want you to fail. Probably because you're not their idea of a fancy looking, foreing sounding, twat acting 'top' manager. Twats.

Can't underestimate the impact of not having Tonali, Joe and Willock available for much of this season. Even just in terms of pure energy and how vital that is to our system. From the little we saw of Tonali I think it was clear that he's got a serious engine, surprising pace too at times. We've bascially seen nothing of the side that Eddie wanted to put out this season.

I really like Burn but sometimes you need to rest / drop a player for their own good.

They got beat.

Hwere the fuck is Pistone in that list?

Agreed on all points I’ve reproduced it here to relieve you the indignity of interacting with it on X and thus giving them what they want 🤗 I actually think we’ve moved on from “FOOTBALL WASNT INVENTED IN 1992 YOU KNOW” by at least 15 years. Yes, that’s how fuckin old we are

Intimidated by Ken

FFS Rob, you just had too, didn't you?

IT WAS A PHOTOGRAPH!

Btw, Shearer’s worst season for us was 97-98, when he fucked his ankle at Everton in that pre-season bollix, then only got 2 goals from his 17 subsequent appearances. He did manage to hoof Neil Lennon square in the kisser and get away with it that same season, so it wasn’t all bad. Taking the great with the better than most, he scored an average of 21 goals per season for NUFC. sunderland have managed a total so far, of 37 goals in all competitions this season, which is one of their better results of the last decade.