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Checks out.

🎶 Come sit down eeya, marra I'll tell you 'bout the Mags at work They dinna want Howe any longer They want that José bloke. Many tales I have to tell you Many fantasies relived Sometimes they are tragic Sometimes the green eye shows But always.... A happy.....six in a.... roooow. 🎵

Come on you bunch of useless twats, get us a tin pot. Something to stir your sausages!

1-0 to the toon with Dummett and Krafth getting a brace each.

Fucking glad that's Chelsea and not us being sucker punched like that mind.

I thought @Kevin Carr's Gloves was at the Motherwell game?

Can't see anything but a 1-0 win or a 2-0 win or 2-1 win or maybe a 3-0 win or it could be 3-1 or 4-0 to Eddies mighty Mags.

Like any of you fuckers would say no to free minge!

Hi guys.

It also explains what happened to Fop

KCG's profile pic has got a "MAGA Patriot. These colours don't run." twitter bio written all over it.

Carragher trying to claim this is up there with Klopp's CL win. "This win tells you football isn't all about money" Yeah it's a real David and Goliath fixture. A giant killing! THIS is why I didn't want these cunts to win.

The hat’s fooling nobody mate.

I am definitely booking the Friday after the GE on annual leave. It'll be one Portillo moment after another. I can't wait, it will be glorious.

Fleshbacks Flashbacks to earlyish days of the internet there @sammynb 🍻

Thank fuck she shot him in the head avoiding all of his vital organs.

1-3 Shearer to score them all

LIAR! You'd be 11th if you'd picked up the points you actually deserve. LIAR!

We'd have absolutely battered them 0-5 if Burn was out there the entire time, what a colossal f-up Howe.

Btw, someone else’s turn to start the next thread. Time waits for no man, or woman, get cracking.

And that's just on here!

Not even a fishing rod, 6 cans of Fosters and half a cooked chicken could save him.

Crivvens!

Gary Neville calling Chelsea "the blue billion pound bottle-jobs". Wtf. I don't like Chelsea but he'd go fucking spare if someone said something like that about his beloved Man United.

Aye, but they’ve got mates and admirers across the globe.

I would but given this will be the state of me it might be unseemly.

I didn’t think it could but I can actually see the polling getting worse the longer they hold out. 100,000s of more people every month getting hit by the interest rate increases and they’re playing the race card. And playing it badly. Blobfish, like you point out, is just seeing how far she can push it now. It would be fucking hilarious if she lost her seat. Also what a slimy fucking cunt Dowden is.

10,000 goals in Blackburn Lancashire Trippier to score 9999, Karius 1. Quarterfinals here we come! Fuck the league, this is all that matters. It's been written in the stars ever since the mackem draw. I would love it, fucking love it, if we win this cup. I would forego a bounce on that lass's tits Sammy posted to make this happen.

The first half of the game was the worst that I have seen us play for a long time. The way Arsenal cut through us was similar to what happened to us in the Champions League but in those games we were able to offer something back. I don't think the tiredness is just a physical aspect, it has a mental drain that then plays a factor on the physical. This is our first year playing the volume of games that we have faced. Arsenal have a squad (players and supporting staff) that has be built for this purpose and have numerous years doing this. I am glad that we had Champions League this year and I don't think we are going to suffer from it long term. I am not sure if it would be better to get Europa League and have the same volume of games for experience or not. The big issue is the cycle of FFP that means the longer it takes us to compete at the top 4 regularly the harder it is to do it. We can beat Arsenal, or any team, on our day and I don't think it will take us too long to get all the parts in the right place. Man U (who are doing better than it feela they should) and Chelsea show how bad a team perform when the structure at the very top is not correct. I feel we have that part right and that it will/ is transferring to the squad. I love Miggy, Murphy, Miley, Burn, Longstaff but they are nowhere near Top 4 players. This is obviously for various different reasons for each player.

What a day brightener.

That’s a flounce with classic and typical German efficiency

I'd take 7th and smashing some shite sides up with our second string in the Conference League.

Dear me. We're playing an excellent side. We're not remotely "a Bruce team". There's some fucking bizarre, entitled reactions on here to us getting beat at times.

Dunno like. "Cheese" and "pork markets" was pure gold.

Sir Taxexile wants to "Knock them off their perch" instead they are falling off their perches😂

Box to box player, innit.

A transfer not to be sniffed at apparently