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Ballack on Virgin Van Dijk

And also having an average age of 9¾

Testosterone is my favourite PED. It's the desperate man's final gambit. See Floyd Landis. In yellow in TdF, dropped on stage 16, loses 10 minutes. Next day, stage 17, queen stage. He straps seventeen testosterone patches to himself like ASM applying bandages, and rides away from the entire field. He gains back the 10 minutes and an extra 3-4 minutes for good measure. He was glowing like Hale Bob. Promptly caught. Denies everything. Said his T-levels were elevated because he had a beer the night before. A single beer. His A-sample would've burnt a hole in the test tube.

Ten Hag trying to claim that that tackle made him a doubt for their match in the week.

What are you talking about? I love a fresh new post.....

I’d prioritise English tbh

Fuck you. Here's me posting it on twitter love Emilio x

I can't press play in case the YouTube algorithm starts to think I'm a cunt. Cos I'm pretty sure Eric Prince is one.

She’s not very funny either. Used to be a psych nurse though…

Sometimes you really need to take a step back and consider how fucked up this government really are. At a time when there is a cost of living crisis with millions living in poverty, social services are in crisis, councils are going bankrupt, NHS waiting lists at record highs, under funded defence with a war in Europe, schools struggling, transport projects cancelled, national debt at a 60 year high, taxation at record levels ... etc. At this very time, Sunak thinks that spending 1.8 MILLION pounds to deport each refugee to a country with known issues with human rights is good value. And thisis if it happens at all. How can anyone support this madness? https://www.theguardian.com/uk-news/2024/mar/01/rwanda-plan-uk-asylum-seeker-cost-figures

I thingk hims a man, not a wumming.

Voted for him as what? Rear of the year? There was no election in 96.

I've no problem with manager's sticking up for their players, but there are times when this is better

Lovely move for him. Good luck to the lad.

I forgot they genuinely thought they’d give the teams in our CL group a good game Swansea tucked them in before half time last week

Mrs Wyki has entered the chat

Hes the sort of striker who doesnt need to be very involved or playing well generally to nick a goal. If we can get a reliable back up to Isak Id love to have a game-time managed Wilson available as third choice.

You know when something is on the tip of your tongue, but you just can’t quite place it? Ever since these two delightful ladies became notorious, I’ve known that the one on the right reminded me of someone/thing, but I could never think who. It’s just dropped.

Just got the metro home. A couple of smoggies in with a lass. Pure scum, off their tits, drinking, talking about the drugs they’re coming up on. Shouting aggressively. Because they obviously can’t not. People scared to even look at them. The one I got a look at had a massive fresh bump and cut on his forehead. Just what people want going home from work. But what really boiled my piss was two coppers (lads in their twenties) got on the same carriage with me at the same time and basically stood at the far end and pretended they’d not noticed the bother. It took all my willpower not to walk down and ask if they fancied doing their fucking jobs as I was getting off. But they’d have liked nothing more than to make me the issue. So I went down as I was getting off and let the police know they needed to have a look down the carriage. Aye, I know - grass - no wonder people have zero fucking respect for the coppers

Come on, give us a clue.

Over the past 9 games we've lost 2 (one last miniute goal v Man City and Arsenal away). The performances haven't really been there but we are chugging along.

I mean, the UK in 2024 is better than that slum in 2019, yes.

It would depend on whether I’d just watched your ex getting buckled on Onlyfans or not.

Tried making a post. Didn’t have any content. Used random videos instead.

The classic wum getting really fucking wound up stage of the cycle has come round

Especially by that fucking dullard

Blastard!

I take it you weren’t close?

Military comapine

Wondered who'd be first. My money was on @Monkeys Fist obvs. 🙂

This is killking me.

"Ain't no doubt it's plain to see...."

He might get a move to Leeds

I'd watch this type of boxing tbh and also get these back on a Soccer Séance Saturday rather than watch the utter chumps who do it now.

100% Pogba has been done over to get him out of the contract

Wish it hadn't

This flirting between Dougle and Fish is almost as sweet as that time Rosemary West killed her kids.

The model who says he’s worth £45m

Ah’m shewa ivery Preemya Leaygue club will be in for Jobe for at leayst £45million, once wi sayuh tharits what The Model sez ees worth, marra.

From what I can see the flirting is one way traffic and I’m pretty sure LTA would probably rather cut their own balls off than engage with a bald, pedantic, superior minded prick from Seaton Sluice.

He won't want to mak it too obvious marra, but this looks like a job application to me.

Bloody fuck

Whereas Eric Prydz…