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The lass who hugged her on the takeover and who was on sky with carragher, she should surely be crowdfunding Mandy by now? She could always ask the lass who sorted Alan Barnes out for advice.

I wonder what the worst thing on an England shirt has ever been? The recent flag change, perhaps but I am going for "Barton 18"

There’s a party utterly bereft of anything remotely approaching talent. And then there’s this. What do we reckon will come first? A general election or him being suspended then defecting to Reform?

Both predicted to lose their seat at the GE too. Purely by coincidence

I nearly dropped my turmeric shot when I read it.

Frank Sobotka is not going to be happy.

that might just be the most middle class thing i have ever said. and the competition is stiff

Have you really even been to Edinburgh if you haven't ended up in the gutter, looking up at the arsefeet?

Sounds like he's going through a divorce.

I think she got gifted her 10% of the club for acting as the broker. I suspect her recent reduction in shares was because she needed to borrow some cash off the Reuben's. Wouldn't be surprised if the Reuben's end up with her full 10% share at some point

I posted this on Twitter in reply to Toonpack’s tweet on this. My grandfather knew this character who is intrinsically linked to the Battle of Loos where TP’s great uncle lost his life. They were both from Berwickshire, they saw each other from time to time after they returned home.. https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Daniel_Laidlaw I think about a billion years ago me and @Monkeys Fist were chatting about WWl and realised both our gfathers were in the Royal Garrison Artillery?…

If think Pickford raised awareness of dementia himself in the first half tbh

All this fuss over the flag on the back of the England shirt and Belgium are out here dressed like Tin tin

Congratulations to Declan Rice on his 53rd international appearance.

You're fucking joking

"See dat bridge that got hit by dat big ferry? Woman driver, dat, la."

I've got my last three PCs from here, https://www.pcspecialist.co.uk/, and they've all been top notch. Think they do a few off the shelf ones too.

You're not wykiki. You can't steal this joke. Mods! I want to report some cultural appropriation!

I can just imagine the hell on there'd be if Ashley was borrowing the clubs money to finance private court cases (that she keeps losing)

Absolutely. Inevitably the conspiracy loons are out in force though, because terrorists famously time their attacks to cause the least possible damage to human life.

Meh. In the space of 2 years we bought Isak, Bruno and Botman, got to a cup final, qualified for the CL and thrashed PSG. Even if it all goes tits up we've had more fun in 2 years with PIF than 14 years under Ashley.

Something more cheerful 🙂

Must be true then

Aye, my great grandfather- poor fucker was stationed on one of the islands in the Firth of Forth initially, then went to France and came back deaf due to the guns they were blasting. One of the lucky ones, tbh.

It might mean nothing in the grand scheme of things. But why the fuck is nothing ever straightforward for our Club! Always seems to be some shite flying about or shit just waiting to happen in one way or another.

There's a sizeable proportion of the right in this country that just cannot get its head around the idea that a large number of white people would willingly vote for a Muslim called Khan. So much of this kind of stuff stems from that underlying sense of incomprehension, whatever batshit form (like this) it ends up taking.

She said she'd see them alright when she gets her new glasses.

I wonder if the Leicester fans will look at a tweet about his tea and try and find hidden messages like some of our chin dribblers did.

Those questions man, shit stirring cunts.

'I beat your brother, he's shit no?'

I'm sure there are millions of people who think he should be in the England squad, and I'm just as sure that most of them don't support England

He should start a podcast with Le Tissier in which they just cup and scoop farts into one another's faces for an hour.

That’s amazing news @Toonpack, well chuffed for you. I went to Thiepval a few years back, the memorial to the missing, and one of the things that struck me was just how many names are listed of missing men. 72,337 And that’s just men from the battles of the Somme. So pleased your relative has been found, and in time for there still to be a tangible connection between you and him.

It’s a must-see for fans of rusty glass museums and players of shit-slalom.

'Appen 🙂

Vicariously celebrating a stupid yellow card is about their level

Why didnt Jobe or one of them do it themselves? They had 90 minutes and were chasing shadows Still they can fondly remember Pritchard’s shot that went over the bar.

Have they decided they like Jobe again then? I thought he was shite

14 months between getting chased up the street by Everton fans to starting for your country against Brazil at Wembley 😎

Perspective does not a Daily Mail journalist make