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I always though the Metro's "South Gorsforrrrth" was a piss take but actually it probably fits the demographic on reflection. Should change the Wallsend announcement to "*hockle* Howman Waaalsend ya cunt" though.

I might start a 'Lets laugh at Gammons thread'

Oh no, our third choice goalkeeper might leave...

Coughing and spluttering noises akin to Carragher trying to say "Khvicha Kvaratskhelia"

Chesapeake on RED ALERT.

Hello Dave.

I'm thinking that Lloris has been telling a few white lies to get out of doing the night feeds.

And ruined the next day due to the friction burns on his shaft.

And international minnows such as Georgia, Albania and Scotland all qualify 🤷🏻‍♂️ Wait till the England flag shaggers see the Georgian fans

Love the Diana one...

Look, he may not have studied Das Kapital. But there were at least a couple of Marx quotes in that calendar he got for Xmas. Around the time he started wearing horn-rimmed specs with plain glass in the lens

Having said, that they lost on pens so:

He should start a podcast with Le Tissier in which they just cup and scoop farts into one another's faces for an hour.

that might just be the most middle class thing i have ever said. and the competition is stiff

I guess someone wasn’t up to date with his child support payments. What a role model.

Why not? All I asked was for him to walk through the door and enter the room really naturally, as if he has been walking and talking at the same time all his life, and engage with the viewer by talking down the lens in a relaxed, conversational style. A simple brief, perfectly executed.

anyone remember this classic? Gullis makes this bloke look good

At least it’ll have made Craig Hope’s day

I always knew that lad was a liability.

It was still better than listening to Lee Dixon and Danny Murphy Welsh Language flourishes today in comparison to other ancient British and European languages. Mostly thanks to S4C itself It also refused to die despite the oppression of both the Roman and British empires 👌

With the added bonus that you'd be going to the Euros

The commentary is in Welsh.

I got the train into Leeds today and was pissing myself at the PR system. 'This is the northern service train Leeds' The Leeds part. Fuck me. It was someone seriously taking the piss out of the Leeds accent but they absolutely nailed it. Superb.

That's two young lads this season with back injuries. Too much HGH?

All this fuss over the flag on the back of the England shirt and Belgium are out here dressed like Tin tin

FUCK OFF

Good news for Dubs, something worse has come along to overshadow that goal. Against Liechtenstein no less.

Git facked ya cant! * * said whilst sipping a tinnie of Castlemaine XXXX.

"See dat bridge that got hit by dat big ferry? Woman driver, dat, la."

Frank Sobotka is not going to be happy.

It’s started at 9pm. They aren’t showing the original film, it’s more a documentary on it and the making of it.

Wasn’t sure where to put this since we don’t have a specific bogtrotter thread, but this is quite the read… https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/extra/xkbwldvmb5/exposed-the-secret-army

“The next station is waalsend. Wa sorry aboot the needle stick injuries yill get if yi step foot off the metty, but least wa not in Porcy Main wor kid.”

New Netflix documentary called Turning Point about the Cold War. I don't think its teaching me anything new* but its a canny watch nonetheless and a history refresher. Plots the relationship between Russia and the West from the revolution to Putin, 9 1 hour episodes. * Other than Marx was German not Russian, the CIA are/were even more useless than I had supposed, and Gorby's wife was quite the groin stirrer when they met.

Almost every time I’ve been to Kings X, which is a lot of times, there’s been a bloke with a broad Glaswegian accent on the PA doing announcements. It’s not even the same fella, as I can even remember this happening decades ago. They simply have to be taking the piss, given how many of those listening will be struggling to understand what he’s saying

Hopefully, for her sake

Alreet, Ray Charles

Congratulations to Declan Rice on his 53rd international appearance.

Both predicted to lose their seat at the GE too. Purely by coincidence

You're not wykiki. You can't steal this joke. Mods! I want to report some cultural appropriation!

At least he's not a woke gay Communist bellend 👍🙂🌈

Who'd have thought bisexuality has its own flag? If we're all honest, it has to be the best orientation to be, opens up a lot of real estate. As for Barton, he's gone down the usual rabbit hole hasn't he? Was an absolute bellend, reformed himself a bit, turned back to being an absolute bellend.

Sounds like he's going through a divorce.

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