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Usually run out of things to say to each other after 3 days, warn her she is going to burn, end up having a row.

I'd just gotten up from night shift, mea culpa.

Very early on in our relationship I told her it was great how we were so comfortable with each other that we didn't always need to talk and it was a comfortable silence. I wasn't really lying and she agreed/fell for it. She forgets sometimes these days and talks away if I'm not interested but I put that down to her maturing as a woman and the natural feminine need to hear her own voice if I'm reading or watching something. Anyway, that burn scenario will happen just the other way around.

Who didn't love this a kid, man?

It's because they're not British

FYP

fuck me, it's judge rinder.

Andros Townsend was on about it the other day re: the points stuff. I.e. the unfairness of Everton being docked points, then having that revised on appeal. Then Forest being docked and the same possibly happening with their appeal. And how other clubs don’t know where they stand. Obviously he has a vested interest but he’s got a point too

Some channel is bound to be showing The Greatest Story Ever Told. They better start it now if they want it to be finished by Easter Sunday

It's Easter so I might watch Ben Hur if I end up with nothing to do. I'll tag @Gemmillin this post so he doesn't miss it.

Aye, sorry mate. Never been to Cyprus. 😉

Booked up a little villa in Cyprus for eleven nights in may. It'll be the first time it's just been me and the missus on holiday since 2001...... What do you normally do, again?

Viana would be interesting, helping us tap into the portugese market. Under him sporting appointed ruben amorim and have become a proper title winner/contender again for the first time in a while. And since no one seems to know what a DoFs role really is, it fits his idiom at nufc perfectly.

Checks out.

Mrs. F. has just been offered a new job following an interview yesterday- same kind of thing she’s doing now, but not in sunderland. New office is 5 minutes away, so we reckon that fuel and Tyne tunnel savings will be a free £2k+ on top of her new wage. Very happy house tonight.

Nah, I couldn’t be bothered with the ungrateful whinging from fuckers who would be homeless without me, ‘oh the roof is leaking’, ‘why are you putting my rent up 50%?’, ‘there’s toxic mould in the kid’s bedroom’. Not worth the hassle.

I've just driven past the Harbour View in Seaton Sluice. Was pissing down, queue out the door with at least 50 people happy to pay for the privelge of soggy fish and chips in the rain. Doubt it's got much to do with God, just a silly SE Northumberland tradition now, and the chips aren't even that good.

2-0

Simon Cowell told me there'd be a lot of jealousy but I didn't expect it from my biggest fans.

Yes. That's what I meant.

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Obviously Peter Beardsley was for me, to be fair though, obviously this was the first NUFC player because to be fair, the first goal I saw was obviously a visiting player, Alan Brown, (ex-NUFC) for Shrewsbury to be fair, obviously.

English fans warned not to be soft cunts.

Howe at long last looking to sort out the defensive midfielder and left back problems

How long have the FA known about this btw? Sitting on it until there are 10 games of the season left is taking the piss. As is docking points from Forest/Everton half way through a relegation battle whilst taking forever to put a sanction on City

Seeing as he's banned for the first two games of next season I wouldn't bet on it. Geddit? Geddit? Oh I give up.

Everton's next FFP hearing is coming up, give Gemmill some space.

That’s a bit strong. He could hardly be considered a player whilst employed by Newcastle.

There's one just round the corner from that Wetherspoons he ended up in, for a start. THE PLOT THICKENS.

I reckon he’ll get done for breach of contract if there’s another ban on top of the current one. Hopefully the FA will see sense and any additional ban would be considered unduly harsh. I won’t hold by breath though. It would also be a harsh move by the club but they’d probably not really see any other option thanks to FFP rules. And if all that were to happen then I think his whole career would be in jeopardy. It would be a terrible way to treat an addict imo. I’m not just saying that because he’s our player. As I tend to agree he’s not that likely to make it here either way

If it’s anything other than a concurrent ban it’s a fucking outrage.

I don't share your optimism. I think the scroats at the FA will use him as an example, and there'll evidently be considerable support from other clubs in the league. A great player he is but it does beg questions about the level of due diligence we did on the lad before spending £55m on him.

I can't see him getting anything other than a concurrent ban.

Not to be a Debbie Downer, but I reckon there's a fair chance he'll be back in Italy in a season or two on a cut price deal.

I hope he had himself FGS v Villa.

I'd hope he gets a "time served" ban and not more bullshit on top.

I think worse, you're a boss aren't you? Actually employ people, no doubt to live in penury. A prime example of the bourgeoisie, made doubly worse by your celtic roots. Traitor. Get up against the wall.

This is why I have seagull themed nightmares.