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I think the best bit to all of this is I (and I’m sure most others) couldn’t give a flying fuck about Athletic Bilbao, but watching that fucking weirdo lose his head over stuff like this is brilliant.

Did he have a rotisserie chicken dangling from a headband? Y'know to encourage him to run?

Going out of his way to find evidence to support a narrative which only exists in his head isn’t (of course) utterly bizarre or cringeworthy though.

Aye, I think what's most entertaining is that this random bloke has decided to make it his life's mission to establish a deep connection between the two clubs. Despite the fact neither club's history agrees, and more importantly, nobody cares. Imagine Quiff insisting some Newcastle fans created Santos while on their gap year. It'd be weird, false and pathetic. Which would be apposite, I guess.

I’m pretty sure they’re all Peter Withe in various disguises.

Much like 9/11, I’ll always remember where I was when the news broke that he got appointed manager

Happy Margaret Thatcher death day everyone

In trying to find the link he uses terminology like “proven beyond a doubt” but it won’t be accepted unless “concrete evidence” is presented. 😂

@wykikitoonfilmed on one of his nice, quiet bike rides around t'Yurkshu where he's just minding his own business and really enjoying life UNTIL SOME CUNT GETS IN HIS, I SAY, GETS IN HIS ROAD, LIKE.

It’s Danny McGrain at the front as someone else posted mate. Top marks for Brownlie though hes the one that played for Newcastle. Des Bremner won the European Cup with Villa in 1982

One of the old sweats I used to work with was a Villa fan and he had a photo of him on his desk and wanked over the cunt all the time.

✅ Well done Wykiki/google lens

I bet even that is better presented than the shit we throw on at half time. "Howay fat lad, have a go at taking a pen. Aah, he fell over and did he shit? Yep, he's shit himself. Better luck next time chubs, he's a programme."

Two points. TERRIFYING! Who would DARE to breach PSR rules now?!

@Christmas Tree has entered the conversation.

Forget to finish your sentence there, Gloomy?

the glory days of Derek Lambazey, Yohan Kebab and Hatem Ben Afrie

Aye, he never come across as a nice bloke so although I wouldn’t have wished it on him I’m in the same boat as you in that I’m not arsed.

Sorry, can't feel sorry about his death, couldn't stand him. BBC1 just stated he had a "successful managerial career at Wimbledon and Newcastle". Aye, that's right then. Lived longer than he deserved.

That time he was interested in signing Shane Ferguson who was out on loan

I am Robbie Elliot and so is my wife.

lest we forget...... bless him, one of the funniest things ever and a rare moment of light relief in the ashley era. happy onward journey joe.

Two or three years ago, I’d have killed for a season where we finish 6-8th and get to the quarters of both cups Not to mention scoring fucking boatloads of goals

Still love you all but just mad busy with Crypto and trading. Currently half way through my test for a funded account and ideally hoping to be trading full time later this year or early next. £3000 grand initial investment is currently at £17000 and aiming to get that to somewhere between 75k and 150k at the end of the bull run. Given the way things are *currently* going, I’m obviously putting a lot of time and effort in to make all the above a reality. Still watching all the games from behind a cushion though

He’s like their Quiff, constantly in denial that he’s been cucked by the one he loves.

not so much unrequited love, more like stalking. https://www.readytogo.net/smb/threads/bbc-article-inaki-and-nico-williams-two-brothers-one-club-and-a-40-year-wait.1631084/ this aupaalaves is a fucking loon, surprised the museum director/historian hasn't had some kind of restraining order put out on him. DanceoftheKnights comes up with the killer punch at the end of thread.... looking forward to aupaalaves reply!

Btw, note it’s “our member “ as opposed to “one of our members”

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you're a more tolerant man than me. fought his way through multiple layers and folds of arse fat before finally reaching bruce's hoop. then stuck his tongue as far up it as he possibly could. never forgive, never forget. fuck him.

He looks different in quite a lot of photos but it’s him…

Keeper is Alan Rough and a very young Kenny Dalglish is in the back there. Is that a pre-beard Danny Mcgrain in the white? I thought he was born with a beard. The two behind the one in the white look really familiar but I’m fucked if I can remember their names. It’s a shame you don’t see more Umbro kits any more

Ok, old skool pannini sticker dudes. ASSEMBLE! 😀 Today in 1976 the greatest football strips in the history of football were released in a blizzard of publicity as illustrated below 😆 Name the 7 players, one went on to play for Newcastle, another went on to win the European cup @Toonpack you’re banned from taking part due to you very likely being at school with at least one of them

They get someone on the pitch at half time and two fans get a go at stabbing them.

5-0 Bruno to finally get a yellow after squaring up to Maddison and hockling in his mouth after scoring two and setting up three.

One of the few things Kinnear was right about mind.

Chicken dance or gtfo

🎶 CT's tache! (Tache!) Always believe in the taaache, It's never tickled a gash, It's indestructible Always believe iiin CT's tache! (Tache)...... 🎵

"Get in that queue and NO TRUDGING! Yes I'm talking to you with the ginger tache!"

You’re watching a different game to me mate if you can’t see the difference between Longstaff of last season and this season. His best aspect is his pace and stamina in the pressing game which he still seems to able to do. His decision making and execution this season look tired and laboured though. Howe has already said he’s carrying an injury and is playing with injections which precisely explains why this is the case but with 3 other midfielders out he has little choice. He started yesterday because as other posters have pointed out it’s better at the moment to have quality like Anderson on the bench to come on and influence the game rather than starting the game and having to then bring on a half fit player to perhaps have to change the game. FFP prevented freshening this position in January. Last season I thought he was in the best form of his career and was unlucky not to get into the England reckoning. I don’t know what else there is to say. Am not claiming he’s the greatest player I’ve ever seen. I’ve seen few first choice XI’s that also had 20+ first class players to back them up all be fit and available all season and it’s profoundly unrealistic to expect that at NUFC regardless of who our owners are. Here’s the team from the first game of the season…he wasn’t in it… Sorry if I’ve been a pedantic prick in this post. I’m utterly pig fuckin sick though of people uttering “HOO MAN LONGYS SHITE MAN!!” I was surrounded by them yesterday at the match and goons on twitter making lists of the usual suspects that their tiny Championship Manager brains are telling them we absolutely categorically have to get rid of or the club itself will spontaneously self combust on Wednesday afternoon are just as bad. It’s all just utter, utter horseshit. Does nobody just think “well, this is better than Rafa and Steve Bruce and every other fucker since SBR, it’s not perfect but on balance this is fine..”?? People are really beginning to piss me off. Sorry this isn’t really aimed at you personally but I obviously needed to get this all off my chest This season really, really hasn’t been that bad. There are very well rehearsed reasons why it’s not perhaps been a bit better. I also think Howe has undoubtedly made a few mistakes and who the fuck knows what the standard of medical advice he's received has been like. It’s like no one wants to acknowledge the good though, fuck knows what fantastically high standards they hold themselves and others to at work or at home because they expect the moon on a fuckin stick from their football club. In place of thought and reason it’s just a constant stream of instant knee jerk wankerisms . I’ve fuckin had enough…

Reform too woke for him? They should be honest and just form an openly racist party tbh.

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I agree. We need a bit of seriousness in the Funny Pictures Thread…

Is there anything more sad than unrequited love? 😔

How is Leazes these days?