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I’m seeing this ending up as a Wolf of Boldon scenario, with CT off his lips on Bongludes, trying to open the door of his taxi with his foot, whilst Big Crypto is siphoning his accounts. Margo Robbie does not get her blart out, though.

Makes you think

https://www.readytogo.net/smb/threads/the-mount-radford-in-exeter.1631380/

Mackem tramps being classy as fuck again 😂

Don't forget

That was Maddison’s hardest punch as well

Every pavement corner should have a sign saying "No cycling on the pavement, you Wiggin cunts" too. 👍

Amirite?????

This is exactly how I feel. "Alright Starmer mate, why don't you stop Netanyahu’s slaughter of the innocent in Gaza". It's fucking pathetic. Why aren't they doing this outside Sunak's Richmond mansion anyway? I remember once having a relatively high brow discussion with one of my mate's Dads once about some political issue of the time. His wife joined in the conversation by saying something as uselessy anodyne as "Why can't all the leaders of the World shake hands and have peace?". We both looked at each other and burst out laughing. On reflection, it might have been the start of their divorce process which happened a year later and their son's descent into drug abuse. Oh well, that's where good intentions get you.

Is his post eluding to crime in London so he's scared of wearing his posh watch and ring? He's from South Africa which I thought was a right murder place? Making out it's all Khan's fault. Unless he's had to pawn his jewellery for ULEZ lol.

@wykikitoonfilmed on one of his nice, quiet bike rides around t'Yurkshu where he's just minding his own business and really enjoying life UNTIL SOME CUNT GETS IN HIS, I SAY, GETS IN HIS ROAD, LIKE.

Their doors will be shut with the week. Mark my words.

What’s disgraceful is that the fat cunt is buying a shirt for £16.55 and selling it for £80.

Ashley the cunt …..

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-68769820 Sports Direct ( owned by a cunt) dubs Newcastle United kit deal unlawful

If Joelinton does stay I think that makes Bruno more likely to hang around to be honest.

Braverman circa March 2020

My dog swallowed a load of Scrabble tiles last night so I took him to the vet. No word yet.

Le Tissier would make a tremendous MLF if he finds some kind of family link?

This is great.

That's because there isn't one

Except delivery drivers are allowed to park on double yellows while loading/unloading.

The quality of sky's pundits and guests are second to none tbf. Bruce, Clinton Morrison, Dawson, the fat Scottish striker for Rangers, Merson, Sue Smith's useless twin, (Lee Hendrie), the Scouse referee and that's just the ones off the top of my head and I hardly watch it. Their crown jewels are the tedious Neville and Carragher and they're only on for the fellation of Liverpool and Man United fans.

Makes up for not paying a penny in sponsorship for Sports Direct for 14 years eh Mike?

Great news and now Big Joe will tell that little twat Bruno that he’s not going to another cloooooob

Fucking Get In !!!!!

Acropolis Street Food in the Grainger Market is lush. Whichever option you go for though, make sure you tell them their food is exactly the same as Turkish/Greek (as applicable). They’ll absolutely love you for it 👍🏻

No, there needs to be a sign saying no loading allowed for it to be the exception. You keep swinging though.

Just reading those names back has made me realise what an abusive relationship we were in.

"Just not normal, they would take three or four thousand away in every game and on pre-season there would be three or four hundred with us 3,000km from Newcastle. People treated me well there. It's true that that last year at Newcastle was not good so you have to drop your expectations. I knew in myself what I was capable of but also I knew how I'd played in that last year so the offers that came in were not as big. Alaves is an important club in Spain but it's not at Newcastle's level. I had no problem with going there and doing the best I could and that helped me reach where I am now. I had people from Stoke at my wedding. People from Newcastle too. We turned the beer taps off at 2am!"

He Materazzi'd him.

Cum again?

Did he have a rotisserie chicken dangling from a headband? Y'know to encourage him to run?

You’re watching a different game to me mate if you can’t see the difference between Longstaff of last season and this season. His best aspect is his pace and stamina in the pressing game which he still seems to able to do. His decision making and execution this season look tired and laboured though. Howe has already said he’s carrying an injury and is playing with injections which precisely explains why this is the case but with 3 other midfielders out he has little choice. He started yesterday because as other posters have pointed out it’s better at the moment to have quality like Anderson on the bench to come on and influence the game rather than starting the game and having to then bring on a half fit player to perhaps have to change the game. FFP prevented freshening this position in January. Last season I thought he was in the best form of his career and was unlucky not to get into the England reckoning. I don’t know what else there is to say. Am not claiming he’s the greatest player I’ve ever seen. I’ve seen few first choice XI’s that also had 20+ first class players to back them up all be fit and available all season and it’s profoundly unrealistic to expect that at NUFC regardless of who our owners are. Here’s the team from the first game of the season…he wasn’t in it… Sorry if I’ve been a pedantic prick in this post. I’m utterly pig fuckin sick though of people uttering “HOO MAN LONGYS SHITE MAN!!” I was surrounded by them yesterday at the match and goons on twitter making lists of the usual suspects that their tiny Championship Manager brains are telling them we absolutely categorically have to get rid of or the club itself will spontaneously self combust on Wednesday afternoon are just as bad. It’s all just utter, utter horseshit. Does nobody just think “well, this is better than Rafa and Steve Bruce and every other fucker since SBR, it’s not perfect but on balance this is fine..”?? People are really beginning to piss me off. Sorry this isn’t really aimed at you personally but I obviously needed to get this all off my chest This season really, really hasn’t been that bad. There are very well rehearsed reasons why it’s not perhaps been a bit better. I also think Howe has undoubtedly made a few mistakes and who the fuck knows what the standard of medical advice he's received has been like. It’s like no one wants to acknowledge the good though, fuck knows what fantastically high standards they hold themselves and others to at work or at home because they expect the moon on a fuckin stick from their football club. In place of thought and reason it’s just a constant stream of instant knee jerk wankerisms . I’ve fuckin had enough…