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So, had confirmation from MoD that DNA comparison is positive, we've found my Great Uncle Gordon, remains recovery site shown below in red circle (now a major hospital). Next will be his interment service, full military honours etc. Likely next year 110 years to the day after he was killed.

Difficult to see how Man Utd, Ratcliffe, Brailsford or, indeed, Ashworth could’ve handled this more clumsily. It’ll be amusing to see them try and negotiate transfers etc like this. Also, Ashworth could have knackered his career. Man Utd can’t afford to wait around for ever, I can’t see us budging and it’ll be difficult for other clubs to trust him to hang around long enough to see tangible results. Other clubs will no doubt show an interest but there won’t be many opportunities like the one he had here if Man Utd don’t get him

Ratcliffe massively overpaid for a minority share in the club but is baulking at pay £15m for the man he sees as integral to the success of that purchase? How the fuck did this man become a billionaire? There's a touch of the Mike Ashleys about him.

The lass that had an affair with David Beckham and wanked off a pig? They hand out degrees for any old shite these days.

Either you’re a MASSIVE liar or you’ve had a ‘holiday’ to Turkey in the last ten years.

if there's any skeletons in your closet on here, trust ewerk will find them

This is how this place ends isn't it? Gemmmill "ooooh, me pace maker went on the blink again, had to get a new battery put in" NJS "Eeeeeh, I'm blind as a bat me, hope those new corneas work...." Alex "Aye, me knee replacement is top notch" Wykiki "'kin t'hell. Ave tha seen tha waiting list for t'hip relacement? Tory cunts" Etc. Old, decrepit, falling to bits. Using forum technology which the kids can't believe doesn't belong in Beamish, moaning about Tik Tok and FFP until space year 2050, then silence.

I reckon playing with just 9 players will cost them over the course of the match

I hope he didn’t buy Targett’s gaff, it’ll need a Crime Scene Cleaners company doing their stuff, the manky fucker.

It doesn’t say much for you when her standards are clearly that low.

came for the poppadom story...stayed for the comments

I wonder how many Man U fans would be arsed about PSR etc if it suddenly incorporated debt - i.e you cant owe £1bn out

Booked the day off today. Entirely coincidental.

It's the NW red cunt massive sense of entitlement syndrome. Your neck of the woods now, fish, are you now desensitised to it?

We have a junior in the office and he's a bit of an introvert. I have tried over the last few weeks to chat to him more, just about owt really rather than graft. Anyways, due to technology advances etc juniors nowadays don't do about 90% of what I had to do! I was running to the chemist to get photos developed, running to print shops to get drawings copied, going to the post office etc. But now with emails, smart phones etc, they don't have to do that. I am not pining for the old days, but I believe that made me confident in getting around the office to speak to people and ask questions etc. I also feel it made me earn my stripes. My current office the microwave is fucking RANK. So I bought a new one. It arrived yesterday. So this morning, I put it on his desk with a note to swap it out for the old one. FUCK ME It's caused a right uproar. Admin lass, sorry 'office and finance manager' (She answers the phone, opens the post and books meetings in), said I should have done it. Young bairn comes in, asks what he needs to do with the microwave. I explain he looks confused. Fuck me. DO WHAT YOUR'E ASKED YOU TIKTOK FANNY!

Hope you have a good day, Gemmill!

I’d bet my last pound someone on Ready to Groom has pointed the finger at our players with a quip like “Mag like behaviour”

Quite unfair that Palace have so much energy because they played under Hodgson for 25 games

Man United getting beat.

So three people, including you, couldn't be arsed to carry a microwave to wherever and plug it in?

He looks perfect for them. He'll end up there, I'm sure. He's up for it, they'll just have to make it worth Feyenoord's while to lose him. I hope he's a big, arrogant, hopeless shithouse.

What about the ManU players arm too? Looks like it is out to me in the direction of the goal, beyond his foot, whereas the Coventry player's arm is by his side. Imagine being a VAR official and being such a penis as to give that decision man.

if he's staying he would be a great third choice striker. can't really rely on him for more than that because of his injury history. still a great player on his day, but if you're offered £15-20m, it would be hard to turn down

What was the way they behaved over Lingard then? Which was worse because they didn’t even want him or were giving him a game and he was out of contract at the end of that season.

✅ Tik tok fannies.

'Hmmm, that young lad seems a bit quiet over there. I know what'll bring him out of his shell, I'll carry a massive microwave over to his desk and get him to lift it from there to the canteen'.

Belated happy St. George's day.....

The ref thought that keeping Jackson on was suitable punishment fir Chelsea so decided against the red

Wykiki’s not arsed as long as he gets a shot on Gordon’s lasses chebs.

As shite as the officials are, we've been shocking tonight. 5 attempts at goal, 0 on target. If we get anything out of this game then we can count ourselves lucky.

What's the point of VAR? That didn't need a screen or Stockley Park, it was a penalty as sure as the day is long. Absolutely wild to think that multiple people looked at that foul and decided "aye, that's fair."

This is one of the reasons I can’t wait for BUJ7 to get back in the side. Any fucker dishing out this kind of nonsense would find themselves on the end of a perfectly executed Brazilian reducer, licketty feckin split.

Is that to get your Mrs back on the Wilson thing?

Something about that albino bastard for them boils my piss, I don’t know what it is. Is that a hate crime?

Rooney looking like a movie monster.

Her arse would play everyone onside st the other end

The Gary Goalgasm.

Call me cynical but I'm sensing some nepotism here.

Pitbull shaver for me because I look like a pitbu..... dreamy sex god.

Nah he impregnated both. The blonde is now the unwed mother of a horrendous looking child. The brunette has a coat hanger in a fancy frame with Johnson's autograph on her mantle piece.

A man so nails that the only thing that can kill him is a fridge magnet.

I covered Loos in my dissertation.

We'll be going to his ceremony, battle of Loos doesn't get much coverage but had 61,000 casualties.

I love it when they put on their social media how long they’ve been a season ticket holder btw. Totally oblivious to how it only impresses those equally tragic

Just let the cunt rot on gardening leave for his contract period. Hopefully he will fall in his roses and cut himself to fuck and get sepsis

Wor lass came home tonight. 'have you heard of the overlap? Gary Neville does an interview with Gordon. It's superb. He's so cute' Wtt!!!!