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Well if on the next motd Shearer comes out with “Pep really has City fired up, if Arsenal can hang on and win the title, it’ll be some achievement………………and of course, the genocide” he’s definitely clocking this forum

"Hi Alan, it's sky here, are you available to commentate on the Spurs v Arsenal match day?" "Absoloitely and can oi say it should be an absoloitely tremendous match as the North London matches tend to boi." "Errr, well err, if you could just do the forest v man city game after Gary does the spurs v arsenal match that would be really fantastic." "Hello? Hello? Alan? Are you still there?"

I’m Alan shearer’s lost yard of pace

Immediately followed by Ian Wright doing a 3 minute segment captioned "Freedom of Old Trafford" showing how easy it was for Burnley to just walk through Man United yesterday.

I’ll give him the “entertaining” bit.

If only there was a place to recommend what to watch. 🙂

love this lad me. getting on a bit now and have very lucky to have seen goalscorers like macdonald, keegan, beardsley, cole, shearer, ferdinand. something about this kid though, has the ability to be the best of the lot. of all the players we've lost to 'bigger' clubs I'd honestly think losing isak would hurt the most, no fucking club should be able to afford him.

This is vile. As I've said before, it's basically impossible not to wish for awful, awful things to happen to Rishi Sunak.

I am Alan Shearer's hair island

There’s no middle ground for them. You either absolutely despise the Mags. Or you are one

I am Alan Shearer

Why did you have to make me not want him to do it?

Fucking hell, I didn’t realise the bench was that young.

The youth!

Badge kissing cunt* *I love this bloke so much

"Raise warning level to Def Com Brown. We thought we'd gotten away with it after the Black Cats bar blunder, but Grimes has sussed the Frat kid's true allegiance and the placement of the infantry behind enemy lines". "Roger. We'll I instruct the Frat kid to wear an FTM pin badge. Over."

STOP THE FUCKING PRESS! Mid to lower table championship Sunderland YET AGAIN being overlooked by the knackers on sky sports news. Unbelievable, Jeff!!!

Think I might start supporting St Mirren

Still cheaper than 6 gallons of Loyd Grossman’s Chicken Bhuna twice a week, especially when you factor in plumbing repairs and adult nappies.

I wouldn't feel badly towards him at all if he leaves. It's a really short career and his job is to make the absolute most of his talent, not to keep our club and its fans happy. I'll be gutted and it's gonna be a long month to the end of June, but he certainly doesn't sound like someone who's agitating to go. But if someone triggers his release, then he's gonna be put to a decision. And if they offer him double his wage, and they're a permanent fixture in the last 4 of the CL, he'd honestly be a bit stupid not to go.

Here's another brain cell avoider telling it EXACTLY how it is.....

'quality' Young gimps supporting clubs other than Man U or Liverpool hoping for a pat on the head from these cunts, man. I can't wait to be perennial top club and obviously would love to see some of those clubs who are MASSIVELY overrepresented on sky and co be outside the top 6 for a few years.

Howe doing his press conferences in a black hood.

It's a known legend, never knew if it was legit but she's lucky I wasn't older or oh yeah would be going for a pint with a transatlantic HMHM jnr.

I'm done with those pricks. The FACT is that they cheated in the seasons when they should have been relegated but didn't get the points deductions until this season. If we apply the points deductions to those earlier seasons they're relegated. So I was actually right all along. Everton Football Club. Relegated in our hearts.

"One of the most dynamic and entertaining teams in the league at the minute." Not my words. The words of Erik Ten Hag describing his spluttering, faltering Manchester United team. One of the richest, most expensively put together teams in world football.

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It's EXACTLY what it looks like.

His barber is clearly a big Braveheart fan.

I do like the look of the Buddies tbh..

Mate just sent me this, no idea how true it is but it's them all over if it is? 'In 2019 look north did a segment from the complete shit hole that passes for Sunderland’s main station. They interviewed some stupid gurning mackems gloating because they could get a direct train from Sunderland to King’s Cross. 5 years later because of the lack of use it’s been scrapped and they told the mackems to go to Newcastle to get the train from now on. Ha ha'

In our hearts. Which is where it counts.

We need to get him tied down to a long term deal

proper Gemmill moment.

I mean, all of this is gonna look a bit hollow if he's fucked off two months from now. But I've got faith, I think he might stick around. He's got young kids who were born here, he's just bought a house, presumably his wife is settled, his dad is like a local celebrity.

Fyp

It's a conundrum, like.

"I know we're in a nothing game" "Wonder what the issue is?" He's so close to figuring it out.

Could do with Arsenal smashing Man U next week before we play them.

I thought Arseblaster had a good* game for them *not really, I’m just very very childish

Well Sheffield United go down with a £100m plus to help them beat the mackems next year. Good luck blades.

Listened to the Athletic Football Podcast episode in Slot, and it sounds like we've got another Dutch genius landing on our shores, to match the fanfare they gave the last one (currently stinking the place up at Man United). Genius communicator, unmatched man manager. And I quote, "the only question mark is around his personality, how he carries himself" - in other words, another cunt. Basically the only way Liverpool could find someone arrogant enough to think they could replace Klopp was to either appoint a Dutchman or a South African, and South Africans don't really do football management.

came for the poppadom story...stayed for the comments