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"They suspended the sentence! I stood there like a fool! The bastards smiled at me! I said to my wife, for justice, we must go to the big six."

Looks like Adam Pearson about to walk down the stairs after buying the new shirt. If tattoos moved he'd be about to tap the wall.

Apparently there’s a fly on the wall documentary being made (filming started in January) about Klopp’s final months at Liverpool. But no streaming service has picked it up yet. I don’t know about anyone else but I would definitely watch it

It’s not really a surprise the media are all over our best players leaving, they’re fucking desperate. He’s clearly very happy at the club, is playing brilliant football, and said himself he joined the project. I find this story of a wage reduction for missing out on the CL to be a bit weird given that we hadn’t qualified for CL football when he signed for us (and it was a massive longshot), unless he got an increased wage and now it’s dropping? But seems a little weird to put in when signing for a club that at the time was far off CL spots. From the clubs side he’s probably the last player we should ever think about selling. Strikers are one of the hardest positions to fill never mind one who is arguably world class (or at least heading towards that bracket).

No arm done then.

Apart from it looking like it was written by a Thalidomide with its tongue hanging out, I'm confused by the message in the context of the bearer. It's not like he was plucked from Greenwich in his 20s like Ian Wright; the cunt played Champions League football at an age when I was scamming the further education system for grants to put me through my driving lessons.

Braverman in the news again.

Glad to see the reaction on here as the first response I saw on Twitter was a bloke going “absolutely class tattoo for Miley on his 18th birthday 👏” and thought my eyes were getting worse as it’s a fucking shocking tattoo .

at ease lads - he's staying.

As if any 18 year olds have given up on their dreams. It took me until my 40s ffs.

He’s class isn’t he. As if getting the marketing department to come into the office is going to turn the club around. Everything he does is purely for external image - just meaningless gestures. The Ashworth bit here proves Gemmill’s point, it’s just guff and bluster from a bloke that thinks he can just strong arm people into doing what he wants - which he will do within his business, the difference here though is he’s not got a fucking ounce of leverage and is dealing with people far, far richer than he is. I always find the Man U fans whinging about this funny, acting as if it’s some big issue for us when in reality Ashworth was put on leave and we immediately set about moving forward leaving him and Man U to sort it out - we’re just waiting for them to either give a proper offer or let him hang about on leave.

The tattooist should have given up on their dreams. Bruno when he sees it:

He's too busy for that, not easy managing the most dynamic and entertaining side in the country.

She had to tattoo lines to make sure her writing didn’t go to fuck. If she stays in business she might learn joined up writing.

First match of the season - pop - hamstring gone. I shouldn't even joke about it.

RIP

Tbf, I would legit vote for this guy.

i dont know what he was inking

If she doesn't breathe out soon she's not going to be giving anyone else shit tattoos...

he should have gone full steve o

Or half a shandy if you're MF.

There, that's fixed it

Too busy turning out for Brazil 👍🏻

Mbemba has scored for Marseille in the Europa League semi-final. Not bad for 55 year old.

Roma v Leverkusen on TNT with Ian darke and Robbie savage or the same game on setanta with just the crowd noise at a rocking stadio olimpico? It's a tricky one......

Almost certainly assumed the rules wouldn't apply to him.

no input as yet from exile, so although saudi corruption has been prevalent there's been no mention of the genocide. bit disappointed.

I think it’s been said before but, even if you got ridiculous money for him then you couldn’t just go out and get a striker of his calibre who would want to come. Because players like that want to play in the CL and genuinely challenge for honours. We haven’t yet proven that’s where we are or that it’s an inevitability in the short term. And you don’t just want to sign someone who’s done it, is no longer hungry and is just looking for a big final payday. He’s basically irreplaceable at the minute

Even a broken clock etc, government finally pass a useful law....

The is 100% Pearsons gait (and haircut)

Lying cunt

got to assume that is the case, very possibly its a copy of a drawing he did himself as a child? (or more of a one than he is now!) his art teacher at tanfield secondary school should probably have got him to practise his arm drawing skills mind.

🚨🚨🚨RTG ON RED ALERT! 🚨🚨🚨

Klopp gone, plus Chelsea, Man Utd maybe changing manager again. If Guardiola's going that blows the top of the league open for the chaos to reign. Arteta and Howe sharing knowing smirks as Emery and Ange persist with a suicidal high line. Everton relegated for financial irregularities. 24/25 sewn up nicely.

Rwanda deterrent latest.

Five pints.

I'll definitely watch it, the down turn in fortunes after the league cup win will be absolute cinema.

The coefficient is fecked now, 4 CL places for the Premier League. Silver lining is Spurs likely to miss out on CL again

Aye, they'll be paying peanuts and if you're demanding people go into the office in London, you've just handed them a chunky effective paycut and at least an hour either end of their working day. Maybe similar in Manchester. I know not everyone gets to work from home but once you do, and when you're in a job that absolutely doesn't require you to be in an office, having some daft cunt come along and tell you you're now in the office 5 days a week is a big problem. Morale will be stinking.

I saw a bit of that kavehl sahl or whatever the fuck he's called grifting his arse off on SSN talking about Salah and his little tiff with Klopp. Apparently the Saudis will be monitoring this and would LOVE to have him but are very respectful of clubs like Liverpool and won't rock the boat unless they're told Salah wants to come. They'll also probably want to wait to his contract runs down thus getting him without a fee but if given permission will pay big money for him now but only if that's ok with Liverpool and Salah because obviously they're very respectful of clubs like Liverpool. Can you imagine this crack if it was us trying to sell Wilson with a year left on his contract?

And twitter glory Man U dipsticks lapping it up.

Man United have their very own Mike Ashley. Short thread if you click through.

30 years since Senna died. FFS it feels like yesterday!

How the fuck can he ever play for anyone else with that tattoo?

Aye right we value him at £90m fucking arseholes

Retirement's not for you, TP. Get back to work.