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Villa huge in Greece....

I can see why he pled guilty @wykikitoon

Honourable mention to @LongTimeAdmirer for her very astute reverse psychology

apologies if already posted elsewhere, but... came at the time I started to really 'get' football as opposed to just being taken along to matches with the old man. my first genuine newcastle hero, fucking idolised him, loved singing his songs and can remember with absolute clarity the fucking pandemonium and surges down the leazes end terrace when he scored. supermac,

2 games left. Win both and we finish 6th. Almiron can be the first player sold in the Summer

It’s same Longstaff / Miggy / Burn axis of hate. When they get upgraded I wonder who’ll be next in line.

fuck me, the Miggy hate is preposterous. When he came on we actually had a threat on the right second half, a marginal offside and he's satan. Barnes missed two gilt edged chances (all but sitters) where's the vitriol for him. Gordon was utter shite second half after a good first half (apart from the header he shouldered). As a team we were flat, still in our hands.

Check complete, not a Liverpool player

Imagine how annoying a fanbase and manager have to be that people would prefer a single club to dominate.

I’m awake and having a turd atm. We took it easy yesterday so we don’t ruin the food today. Found a decent boozer off Leith walk that was open till 1. All very civilised so far for all the doubters.

found this picture a few days ago of the east stand when it was first built. I remember the yellow fences vividly as a kid 11 years old. me old man didn't approve of sweary songs or boot boys at the time so he'd take me in the gallowgate and put me at the front while he moved further back. course the leazes was like a magnet for the hardest kid in the first year at senior school whose feet had just grown big enough for his first pair of doctor martens. I'd climb over all the barriers before kick off to get in to the leazes once he'd gone and then have to work me way back before the final whistle. happy days!

Take this bed-wetting nonsense and…

Jim FYP.

There’s two sat in front of us and are talking loudly about every facet of BAHA FC, the players, managers,fans, directors and the ground. Fuckin self obsessed Divi 2 boring cunts. I’ve been doing a job in Worthing and it much better than the over rated shit tip up the road. And neither of them are as good as Tynemouth or Whitley Bay 👌

The most infuriating thing with the Miggy dive was, he was away. The defender had fully committed himself and the ball was beyond him and rolling into the box. All he needed to do was run onto it. So stupid.

Brighton came to do a job and ref fully facilitated it the absolute fuckin cunt. Midfield radar was off for all those who dwelled in there, final ball consistently atrocious. Not sure why Miggy dived (??) looked like there was contact but he made a fuckin banquet of it, daft cunt. Just south of Durham on train, already regretting life choices

Forest only need a point for survival. Cling on you scab miner cunts

To all of the cunts who have fucked off home or to the pub or to beat the rush and not clap the lads around the pitch…tell you what…fuck off and don’t come back. Wankers. It boils my fuckin piss!

Aye well Need to absolutely fucking pagger Ten Pence’s group of 11 individuals mid week then. 5-0 to us I’d say, just for a change

Sell Miggy in the summer tbh. Aye he's been a good servant, and we shouldn't scapegoat people etc etc, but I don't want another season of watching his mad little face and his shit decision making.

Enciso's hair looks like a carpet remnant.

Need to bring Joelinton on to give this Enciso the tightest headlock of his life

Ref's last name is "English". No wonder he's a cunt.

Fyp

✅ Empathy

I hope he’s here for another 5-10 years. He’ll have a statue outside sjp if he manages it

I was going to make a joke about breaking your lasses back, but I shan’t

Fair play, these Argentinian lads don't mind roughing it on Shields Road, had many a pint in the butchers especially when I worked nearby, was no place for the faint-hearted.

Strawb around 5am tomorrow morning

Aurora Australis not too shabby either 🙂

Superb northern lights right now Meant to be one of the best in years.

Well done the headless chook for exceeding expectations. Hopefully next season he can match ASM’s best return for us of five goals 🙄

This lad here is one of my old workmate’s grandsons. Poor kid is from Blyth , absolutely worships BDB, who has gone over and above with this initiative, according to said mate.

The “intensity” under Bruce So low that it barely scraps into being registered

Thread.

They've won two games he's been a part of and five where he hasn't. I'm not here to say he's the reason for their downfall, because the stats do that for me.

That one lad making out that we've been slagging off the concerts at the SOL as if we didn't have a massive private bus service on for Coldplay years ago because the metros were on strike. Or as if there wasn't a tonne of geordies at the concerts for Rihanna or Beyonce the absolute helmet but of course they were entirely supportive of both the ACDC and Sam Fender concerts at SJP because they are not petty like we are.

It's relentless and often unwarranted especially when there are others more culpable.

Arguably his purple patch last year fired us into the Champions League. I can't dislike him either but it's definitely time On the bright side that point means that win the next two games and we are sixth no matter what. Can't complain about that considering how bleak it was in December

It's bad enough them doing it, don't want the shite ref getting in on the act too.

We’re starting to look more threatening now Gordon is getting involved. Pressing well. Isak struggling to get into the game though

Aaaaaand the Dutch currywurst guy has just been disqualified from tonight's show for threatening a crew member. I wonder if Eurovision HQ are regretting adopting "United By Music" as the permanent slogan for the event now.

My last season standing was 93-94 but it was in the milburn paddocks near the gallowgate so not the best place to be, season before was amazing, usually in the corner. So I've had a decade of terrace football, then thirty years of football in an all seater stadium, (when I could go, for different reasons). The first decade wasn't always pretty, football was at it's lowest ebb but that was far more 'real' and had far more in common with the previous thirty years than the thirty years that came after it. Not saying things wouldn't or didn't need to move on but there's no question in my mind that I felt I had more in common with the people around me then than I do now by a country mile.

Before my time but I'd have loved to have been in the old leazes watching him.

Reminds me of a shit old joke. Paddy and Murphy go to a fancy dress party where the theme of the night is emotions. They ring the doorbell and the hostess answers the door then looks on in disbelief as Paddy is naked with his cock hanging out of a bit of fruit whilst Murphy is similarly starkas with his John Thomas sliding in and out of bowl of yellow liquid. 'What the hell are you doing?' the hostess exclaims. Paddy replies, 'Well I have just come in dis pear here and Murphy he is fucking dis custard.'

Toontastic's Hindley and Brady.