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Imagine the kids !!

Fish and klopp walk into a bar, barman says, 'why the long face and prominent teeth?' Fish says, 'Hey! I'm the guy who does the comedy around here!'

The best way to describe Ashworth is, he looks like he enjoys Rugby. Like he ended up using middle management speak to luck into a career in football, but would much rather be the fucker who was England rugby manager then ended up sporting director at Southampton for no fucking reason, then they got relegated. Clive fucking Woodward! That’s Dan Ashworth that. Bet he listens to Bob Mortimers campachuchu bloke and doesn’t see anything wrong.

Well, I was just visiting my folks who've been unwell and just around the corner from their street something stopped me right in my tracks and I had to pull over and take a picture. A classic example of life imitating art...... It couldn't be, could it?

I doubt Lee could afford the number plate let alone the car.

i reckon eddie would be good value over a beer. he's a self-confessed introvert who probably warms up and after a couple of pints, revealing an impish and dry sense of humour. klopp on the other hand loves the smell of his own farts, and after a couple of attitude adjusters would even more crushingly boring than he is in his post-match interviews

Rather have a pint with Bruce than Klopp, Bruce would get all the drinks free cos he knows the owner and end up in a lock in. Klopp would expect you to pay for his red wine, tell him how great he is and talk about fucking liverpool all night. The toothy cunt

Off to Sunderland.

Cataclysmically bad take that

If Ashworth had got just got pissed one night instead and sent NUFC a photocopy of his cock by mistake it couldn't have been any better than this. Hopefully there's also proof the man city bloke who was meant to be on gardening leave was under instructions from Ineos Ashley.

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The article says that Berrada was using an Ineos email address to communicate with Ashworth. If I could be arsed I'd go back and find all the Man United supporting dickheads on twotter who were telling me that "successful businessman" Ratcliffe couldn't be making a mistake by demanding staff return to the office, because successful businessmen are incapable of making mistakes..... and tell them all to FUCK OFF.

@Monkeys Fistsitting in his cab after a long drive seeing that pic......

My lass didn't know what a pangolin looked like so I googled it and came across this busty hottie.

Well that’s going to look great come arbitration time.

Oh aye, just after overtaking us. The absolute cunt.

shocked that this only got one like

Never even heard of that. Sounds good so I might have to fire up the old dvd player because am presuming Amazon will sell me the dvd for 8p

Anyone remember Spielberg's breakthrough film at this point?

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Our survey said....

He was very much the intended audience.

Gemmill TDan

“he did very well at the FA….” 😏

You’d be surprised how much you can make caddying for Cock-eyed Mala

obviously i have to defend that load of tripe. UEFA case the PL case appears to be based on those self same emails. those emails were stolen. they were also edited. and they were mis-interpreted. they were out of context and CAS saw the rest of the emails putting them in context many further points such as - It was demonstrated that the sheikh referenced by initials was not in fact sheikh mansour (thats why you need the whole picture) the emails were declared as admissible by CAS. the time barred charges were the same as charges that weren't time barred (just different years). no evidence was provided for any of the charges. even with the emails it was repeatedly ruled that there was no evidence of wrong doing (bar non co-operation) an excerpt from the CAS ruling littered with highlighted no evidence statements. The non cooperation fine was reduced from 30m to 10m for one simple reason. we co-operated fully up until UEFA leaked business sensitive information to the press. we then stopped cooperating and stated to CAS that we didn't feel we could trust UEFA anymore. CAS accepted that but the fact remained that we didn't cooperate so they reduced the fine from 30m to 10m Premier League Case stolen evidence is inadmissible under english law. The PL is a club following club rules but they still have a duty to follow English law and it states as such in their handbook. presumably the PL are looking for us to give them the evidence that shows we've done wrong. City are understandably saying - but we haven't done wrong so that evidence doesn't exist. so tell us what documents you want. PL say they want everything and City say you can't have everything as some is confidential so be more specific. PL want to see documents from Etihad but Etihad have no such obligation. However Etihad are being floated so all documents will be available then (if we're guilty that would seem a bad move on our behalf) PL haven't even spoken to Mancini Its widely reported that the PL is David and city are Goliath. But the PL are represented by the finest in the land so thats poppycock. Its widely reported that City tried to keep the case private because they've done wrong. But actually the City AND the PL wanted it kept private. can't be bothered with listing more. Man City's Crime ? At the end of the day, win or lose all city have actually done is put money into their business. I won't lose any sleep over that. They haven't committed murder. hello liverpool fans They aren't drugs cheats. hello liverpool squad and your asthma, hello man united, rio, etc They haven't passed PL rules to stop competition, hello cartel They haven't hacked rival club databases - hello liverpool They haven't committed fraud - hello man united and all. They haven't taken money out of football - hello man united i had minor surgery this morning and needed a mini rant, let's hope i never have major surgery mini rant over - sorry lads

What if it was Bruce?

Nailed it.

Me too. That bit where he is in the telephone box and you can see the wagon driving at him from behind in the distance. Underated. Released 53 years ago now.

Arsenal let me down again

I’m on day 2 of a week’s company training to get on to the Class 1 ( articulated) wagons. Still getting to grips with the Dark Arts of reversing the trailer, waiting to back out of a yard in Washy then 90° on to a road. Hopefully going on to 4-on-4-off next week, run down to Kent then back twice over the 4 days. Hookers beware!

We know how it feels Adam, we really do.

The irony being that breakfast is a lot blacker than it should be.

Brilliant film.

Adidas had some ropey shirts for us as well as a few classics but the younger fans on twitter don't seem to recall them? I don't think that's particularly good especially considering the shit about being one of their 'super clubs' and it being the first shirt they've done for us in years, I was at least thinking they'd do a bespoke one for the first shirt in their new era of supplying us. Said it for years, the most consistent supplier we've ever had for classic NUFC shirts was umbro, (home AND away).