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https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/c722j5gp65jo quite moving I think the tribute to dave myers, damned impressive sight I'd imagine seeing 20,000 motorbikes passing you on the m6 if the beebs estimate is anywhere near correct. @Kid Dynamite not fancy dragging on of them old classics out of the garage for the day? incidentally.... does the north east have a biker type meet ups these days,? back in my youth there was obviously westgate rd, witnessed some fucking impressive wheelies up and down sat on the wall opposite up harry woods bike shop in the 70s. also, the old air strip at tranwell near morpeth was very popular on a sunday, a couple of deaths prompted massive police road blocks preventing people getting on the runway and was completely blocked off in the end.

"Biggles"

I love Nigel cos he tells it like it is. You're all gonna have to start paying for healthcare? Ya wha? Can we get back to hating on brown people, Nigel, cos you've lost me here.

I think pep plays him in a free roaming charva role.

Mods, can we make this Gemmill’s custom title?

that is amazing. Goodall's tone and tining are perfection.

It could have been worse for those who left, they could’ve been watching the debate on BBC.

What a fucking melon.

100% true then if its in the Star 😂

If you care enough you’ll find it yourself 😘

Reform will have him if he can get himself to a Wetherspoons in time.

“Then she shit down my arm”

Not with that mortgage you aren’t

Good signing IMO Burnley must hate us taking their keepers 😆

precisely this. sell the bindipping cunts kuol instead.

Different stage of career. We haven’t produced a youngster as good as those you mention since Gazza and we’ve done precisely fuck all to help Minteh’s development apart from by him from Odense who will obviously get a cut, lowering the PSR benefit. Maybe Edwards is doing some typical football journo maths ie Slot + Minteh + PSR = transfer . Maybe there’s something in it. It would be fuckin galling selling him to those fuckers mind

Possibly. But if his sale finances 2 or 3 signings the it might be a gamble worth taking

I wasn’t really aware of that. I did see him at Belfast City Airport once. Going off the size of him sectarianism isn’t the only thing he needs to lay off

He should stick to 5Live. The amount of sectarian division he causes over here on his local show is off the charts.

If he’s that highly rated you’d think the club would be doing everything to convince Almiron to go to Saudi Arabia. Rather than flog this kid to a PL rival.

Nailed on, I reckon

Bill Anders. Apollo 8 astronaut famous for his ‘Earth Rise’ photograph dies after the plane he was flying crashed: https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/cw99wj5e5q8o

It looks a lot like a hoax. Posted by someone calling themselves a professional shitposter.

A lovely chorus of boos to see England off to the Euros.

Close but no cigar.

When you’ve no chance of getting elected, there’s nothing to lose.

New kink unlocked ✅

She is. Iirc, she was a naval reservist who did the least possible to retain that status before taking the maximum amount of time allowed as a sabbatical due to a career before leaving. Whilst making out she’d been in the proper military

If she gets them out, she'll win the YouGov snap poll. Always an option.

MFs OnlyFans is just him testing out various bondage items, sex hammocks etc and lying there helpless until the authorities have to cut him out. Again.

some of those stories have got to be bullshit, or embellished after years of holding court in the pub, he can't remember what actually happened anymore. the one about the ostrich ffs - how's he persuaded a zoo to lend him an ostrich for they day, let alone coaxed it into the back of his car ffs

There was another story saying us being included was shite too as it didn’t factor in any of last seasons additional income from sponsors and the CL money

Breaking News: Yesterday's breaking news was made up.

Not that he’s the same type of player. But the situation reminds me of Rooney at Man Utd a bit. Where the role in the team at his club had diminished a lot of what made him an exciting player in the first place

Putting aside the fact it was disrespectful, it was a completely stupid thing to do. In the run up to an election you want to look powerful, what better way to do that than be on the evening news shaking hands with other world leaders. This campaign is going to become the reference guide in how not to run one.

But its a farmers league init?

He's not a fighter, he's a tit. His dad was a tit maker.

Defaults immediately when pushed to robotically repeating his first answer. Ignore that last post, he'd fluff the punchline.

tomori was a head scratcher. kids won seria a and played in the champions league

Standard lost prophets fan response.

between here, my actual job and the only fans I have three, and I’m on holiday from all of them so

I got a call from a female scammer trying to get me to log onto teamviewer to check our router. She hung up when I asked if I could throat fuck her after I shoved it up her arse.

That's just the start. Then the kids become teenagers and overnight complete shits. Your gut increases in size exponentially past the age of 40, no matter what exercise you do, not that you'll have time for it. Hair turns grey if you're lucky or falls out if you're Gemmill. Everybody at work becomes younger than you and out the corner of your eyes you can see their pity. What else? Oh aye. Weddings are replaced by funerals. Hangovers become living hell. You start grunting when you sit up from a sofa. And rather than lust after Porno Bridget, you worry she'll end up with a prolapsed disc, just like the one you've just suffered. Enjoy. 👍