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Can’t get over his subs there tbh. After Gallagher anyway. The bloke is the kind of bloke who would pick Health and Safety regulations as his Mastermind specialist subject

Germany v Scotland, the MLF angle.... 🎵 Tragedy! 🎶

My bet came in!! I had £5 on Harry Kane completing 4 dribbles. Bet came in when he was halfway through singing the National Anthem.

I just want Gordon to come back fit, I couldn’t give a shit about England.

"....and what happened then, son?" "Oh god......I even ended up working for no money in one of Suella Braverman's election campaign videos where she was pretending to rap.....sniff.....how did I get this low.....sniff....."[starts to bubble]

And fucking hell @ewerk man, you forgot to put your trousers on again.

It’s an easy group and the quality of our players will take us to the later stages at which point the deficiency of our management/tactics will let us down. Then we’ll all get over it quickly because we don’t really give a fuck about international football. So long as none of our players get injured, I’ll consider it a successful tournament.

Foden shoehorned into left wing so he can shoehorn a right back into centra midfield with a centre half or right back shoehorned in at left back. That’s how you win trophies

Seeing all of these clickbait headlines "Mandy issues 2 word reply to Gordon tweet before Euros" are boiling my piss Mandy: "Good luck" Toontastic member issues one word welcome to new member: "Cunt"

He missed the easy riposte, that every other EU country went through COVID and the Ukraine war and we are still falling behind their economies, leaving one variable....

Should enjoy a 5-1 then.

Imagine the series of life choices you would have to have made for them to culminate in finding yourself in the background of a Suella Braverman tiktok video BTW. Trying to pinpoint where exactly it all went wrong would be almost as tragic as the video itself.

That made up shite again

Laura couldn't get the words 'Ukraine', 'war' and 'Pandemic' out quick enough as well as suggesting economists couldn't agree about why Cox's figures are why they are? She's fucking great, sorry, so obvious.

the stupid cunt.

Shearer saying take the sting out of the game, they've done that since the 35th minute.

I couldn't give a fuck about England and even I'm getting frustrated. Southgate holds England back, he's great at calming the players and has done a really steady job but he's not a top manager and never has been.

No attacking sub to try and get a second Greece 2004 is Southgate’s dream tournament

Its cause recent history says we'll do alright. But we'll do it really boringly. Give glorious failure, glorious success or nothing. Dull competence is the least interesting thing possible in something we're watching for entertainment.

Which is nice

It’s a shame Brian Cox didn’t ask her which economists she meant and what were their actual conclusions when she mention the mitigating factors of Ukraine and the pandemic. Because you can guarantee she was just waffling there

Typical Southgate performance. All the attacking players he could have brought on to try to regain control of the game after Serbia had a go in the second half and he brings on Gallagher and Mainoo, effectively leaving us with three defensive midfielders on the pitch for the final 5-10 mins. It’s no wonder we dropped deeper and deeper. We have the quality to take control of games and dispatch the weaker sides but for all the talk of being brave, it was a typically negative mindset from the manager. Trent clearly isn’t a CM btw. He can spray it around nicely but he gave it away far too cheaply to play that position against the better sides.

Is this England team/squad better than the sum of it's parts? If not then then that's on the management I'm afraid.

Give Ange the job. Turn international tournaments into one big danger wank.

Horrendous. Time to ring the changes against Denmark. Take "Trent" out back and shoot him, start Watkins ahead of Kane, and have a quick word with Foden that if he doesn't shape up he'll be back to selling K out the back of a caravan in Oldham before long.

Get Gordon on, you goofy cunt.

wished they'd fuck off with them enormous yellow bbc microphones stuck underneath their chins the four of them. they're sat about 3 feet apart. it looks ludicrous. just fuck off with that bollocks. completely unnecessary.

They are wanking over Saka's cross for Bellingham. I may be wrong, but the cross looked heaviliy deflected to me.

Not to a WUM

Wykiki having a nice, relaxing, chilled Sunday night anyway.

Pretty everyone there saying how Foden is out of position yet still agree about TAA playing. Arse rimmers. They just cannot criticise Southgate.

What a fucking shit choice. He's not a fucking midfielder. Micah Richards sucking it off as normal. You could put Hitler in there and that cunt would think it's a great idea.

Best friends with Scotland due to their shared bitterness and low life expectancy

I don't even know what to say about this. But if you're gonna do a video where you mime over a song, you have to put a bit more effort than this in. And even if you had, it would still be SHITE.

When she was interviewing Streeting and he mentioned the state of the country Labour will take over, she immediately interjected that the Tories have had to endure "a pandemic and a global energy shock". To be fair to Streeting he shot back "... And Liz Truss and her disastrous mini-Budget". The BBC should replace Laura K with Victoria Derbyshire who is much more even handed with the different parties.

Fond memories of Parky always saying "quantum easing" in politics threads when he meant "quantitative easing"

Lee Dixon is to co-commentators what Peter Sutcliffe was to truck drivers.

Keith.....

He sees himself as a cunt?

I heard they leave them at home and buy a new one when they get there from a passing MLF sailor.

Mackems travelling to Alicante and playing Alicante and some other side. Just a heads up in case anyone on here is bewked up on a trip to 'Beni' between the 15th July and 21st July. If you are I doubt you'll see any Sunderland shirts as there's no way they'd wear them on a trip to Spain.

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