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That thread on the SMB btw. An absolute gold mine of mackem fantasists. Ooh, you're hard.

I had a girl friend who worked there over that period. Did you sleep with her? Apparently everybody else did.

Least surprising thing this morning, Gemmil follows only fans models on Twitter

Their only hope is Gemmill tbh.

And a chance to relegate Everton on the final day eh @Gemmill

This lass can't have met wykiki.

Fucking reprobate. She should be made to pick up every crumb, and I should be the one to supervise it.

seen it referenced a few times over on rtg now that the seagull shagger was a mag and was quite curious as to what bizarre and twisted logic had managed to convince them this ludicrous myth that a bloke from roker avenue in deepest sunderland was a newcastle supporter? anyway, here's the fake fb page that no longer exists, aye, very convincing you stupid mackem cunts... taken from his court appearance... A psychiatric report found he suffered from an unstable personality disorder and was detached from reality He is also a pathological liar whose lies served no purpose the court heard. so, not only is david lee most definitely a mackem, from the above it would appear to be guaranteed he also posts on on rtg.

18 minutes

Possibly - does she have a thing for men running a bath then holding her head under it?

If Southgate doesn't make changes for the next game then hes deliberately throwing away our chances of winning. Its nothing to do with having our best players on the pitch its to do with having a cohesive team that can control a game and make chances. If you watched that match and thought that we looked good or that Foden is the answer on the left wing you shouldn't be talking about football. TAA was dreadful, he shouldn't be starting for England at right back never mind midfield. Our left side is a problem, without an overlapping left back, which we don't have since Shaw isn't fit Foden can not start next game there, he doesn't stay wide, he doesn't carry the ball and he doesn't attack his fullback directly. IMO we should drop TAA and Foden for the Denmark game, bring in Gallagher or even Wharton for the midfield so that we have a midfield of midfielders. Neither are very exciting but they will do what needs to be done and keep possession, let Rice and Bellingham be the spark there. Left wing has to be Gordon, he does everything that Foden didn't against Serbia. He stays wide and cuts in late, he drags play up the field and he LOVES getting stuck into a fullback.

Fucking hell man. Channelled his inner Steven Seagull.

They'll be fucking livid tbf. A trip to East Anglia for a 12:30 kick off on opening day. The PL full on trolling them at this stage, letting the Dutch slaphead know that the 12:30 starts are here to stay.

"You sir! Wait! I'm in the middle of a teams tete a tete!"

I worked at Butlins in Bognor Regis late 90s. Got roomed with a mackem, I assume recruitment looked at our proximity and thought we'd get on. His crack was he'd been in the marines and failed the piss test so got hoyed out, saw the advert in The Daily Mirror and thought why not. Couple of nights in it's kicked off in the staff quarters and some southern lads are going round braying doors threatening every cunt. So I said to him right grab something, I lifted off the hanging rail inside the wardrobe waiting for our door to come through and he was trying to get out of a window that had restrictors on it. Unfortunately the site security arrived and I never got to see him suck his thumb. The end.

I once had a look from a mackem behind a police escort, it wasn't a hiding but I still get goosebumps thinking of my close encounter with death.

I must be one of the most fortunate mags to ever draw breath me. I've ventured to not only roker park but also their new hovel on numerous occasions as well as a shit load of derbies at our place. I'm not a huge england supporter but I went to the rous cup game at hampden in '85 to see chris waddle play and also ventured over to france in '98 for the world cup. I've walked the streets of the spanish costas as well as numerous greek islands, not only that but I've also took me life in to me hands by flying from ponteland airport where the mackems prowl the departure lounges like red and white gurkhas. despite living life on an absolute knife edge, some might say even recklessly, I've never once been levelled by a mackem. it's nothing short of miraculous.teally.

I don’t believe you

Has he been sleeping at work again, then?

I sowwy.

Chance of a canny start

Doubt it’s a real account but that doesn’t make ‘her’ profile any less funny:

Farage comes out today and says Reform engaged a professional vetting service to check all of their candidates backgrounds. He's said this firm hasn't flagged any issues and he may consider suing them. Turns out this firm is very clear on its website that they don't carry out vetting on your behalf, they give you access to their system and you have to do the work yourself. And these cunts expect us to believe they can run a country.

Fuck me is Mick Martin still going? It's good to see he's found something to bring him joy in life, and he isn't still bringing the energy of a dad for justice on a building ledge.

I wonder how long it will be before the mackems on rtg will somehow form a conspiracy theory about the fixtures ?

I absolutely love seeing this prick subject to some scrutiny. Especially from a woman, he fucking hates it.

They're usually slow to get going. * * This may or may not be true, I thought I'd throw it in anyway.

1st televised game of the season on Friday night, 8th placed Man United at home to 13th placed Fulham because.... Errr......well....... Theatre of dreams.....err.......Gaz Nev has something on that Saturday so..... Amazed they haven't put arsenal on but have Brentford v palace?

I'm going to start a self help group called MHA, (Mag Hidings Anonymous), for all the poor Mags who've taken numerous hidings from MLFs after we committed numberless faux pas usually witnessed by neutral football fans who silently approved of the tough, hard justice meted out by the Pale Riders of the Durham Plains, the Massive fans of Lads. Anyone is free to join, just start off by introducing yourself to the group by saying, 'Hi guys, my name is [insert name here] and I've took one hell of a hiding from an MLF after setting my lip up' and the group will welcome you with open arms and see if we can all learn humility from the greatest set of fans in the world, Sunderland AFC.

I say it every time and I will keep saying it every time: The Liz Truss line

@Howmanheyman If I lived in Peterborough, I’d also be soliciting middle-aged truckers for “coffee”

Our relegation is impossible given the billions we shell out in bribe money.

But...freedom of speech Joey, what about the snowflakes? You were the best of us!

The same reason it's in quotation marks. That was written by his lawyer.

Woke CUNT

I can really relate to those football fans like. This is why things like the Euros brings the country together

If Spurs game on 31st gets picked/moved for Sky Sunday, Tonali'll be back !

dixon is starting resemble lawrenson, sounding like he’d rather be anywhere else than commentating on the game he’s watching. Give the job to somebody who enjoys being paid handsomely to watch live football

More Mag hidings. 😔

I see The Rest Is Football podcast has the show titled 'Underwhelming England and how to get the best from Phil Foden' Shearer can't have picked that title as he was banging on how great we were most of the match.