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I've never heard of him, but I can confidently say, this is the best Sporting Director appointment in the history of the universe, better than the big bang even.

Extremely low Gosforth. Reminds me. I’ve only been for a drink in there once. I was meeting a couple of lads from near there and I just lived about 10 mins walk at the time. So the plan was to have a couple of drinks then get a taxi into town. I was on time but they were about 20 mins late. This was about 7pm on a Friday night. The clientele was a funny mix of young lads smoking joints whilst playing pool and a few grannies with shopping bags who looked like they’d popped to the shops at lunch time and never made it home. In the time before my mates turned up a joy rider who looked all of 14 crashed just outside, ran into the pub then into the bogs, closely followed by 3 old bill. What struck me was that I was the only person in the bar who seemed to pay any attention to it. To the extent I started wondering if I was having an acid flashback. Just a normal Friday night in The Viking presumably

Feck me, is he one of these LGBT activists?

I saw a classic bit of advice earlier. If you're unsure about voting for Reform or Tory, you can vote for both on the same ballot. Do your bit Hopefully a few mouth breathers fall for it.

Just looks like someone on their knees rather than taking the knee. Too small, but you've heard that a lot I suppose

After a bastard of a shift yesterday ( 17hrs, 10 of which were driving- very illegal ), I’m getting a brew at Lancaster services, ready to get home, shower, and then stroll down to the Polling station to hammer my personal nail in the coffin of the most corrupt, self-serving, lying, incompetent wankers on the face of the planet. Can’t wait…

Paddock Lads Fridge ✅

Found a great promotional picture from the 80's for the metro.

😂🤣😂😂🤣🤣 ✊🏻✊🏻✊🏻✊🏻✊🏻

Express predictably gone tory. Times won't endorse anyone. But fair play the Star.

This is how election night is starting chez noo..off to walk to dog down to St Luke’s to vote where am going to verbally demolish anyone who even vaguely looks like a Tory or reform and to reduce the officials to tears with a drunken diatribe about how they should be fuckin ashamed of themselves re photo ID Beer/cider/aereated waters fridge for later:

Stay safe.

there’s a few shit takes on here mind

Big news in the village. A fox has killed all three of the chickens at the primary school. Apparently some of the kids were upset. Not my lad, he's team fox apparently. Kid is a fucking psychopath

One word marra, MAGEDIA.

RESIGNATION INCOMING!

Not mushroom for error in that test

Think she is too.

Can't get too excited about the appointment of execs like. I know it's important, but the quotes and stuff are just like when work appoints a new member of the Board. All management speak. Where's their youtube highlight reels?

I'm providing a great service, but NOT for Fenians!

37? Fuck me, his paper round must have been the full British Isles

New sporting director

As I posted TWO HOURS AGO in the general football thread, the CORRECT thread for such post. Apologies to Gemmill for the adoption of his trademark posting style

Fish, mr English fucking tapas, eat your heart out

@PaddockLad heading north right now looking for wykiki.....

Gemmill in the barbers there as well

I used to live on the same street as Caroline Lucas. She lived at the posh end. There was a drug dealer next door to me. Textbook Brighton.

KCG getting genuinely concerned here. A lot hanging on this response

I didn’t expect Gemmill champignoning cheap puns.

Only when there’s a General Erection.

The meltdown on the right is underway.

I've got one of these printed.

Yes ,which reminds me, how is your mam,?

Whoa, wykiki with the youtube highlight reel.

I’m Poole and so is my wife

Especially with his brother

this seems like a big deal. bloke comes with a big reputation. fuck you, ashworth https://www.mirror.co.uk/sport/football/news/breaking-newcastle-sporting-director-mitchell-33166113

Absolutely CLASSIC Dave to be the only one so far that looks like ending up in a Lib Dem seat. So VERY predictable.

Casey, Edward’s and the rest of the ITKs didn’t get a sniff of this. Let’s all laugh at what they say now

Do these bangers get bigger every time I see I them?