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Given Willock's injury record, I'm pleased to see the new performance director is insisting on a crash helmet during pre season.

Fuck every cunt who wants to use this to excuse their vile racism tbh. They care more about that than the actual victims

On Radio 4 they've been playing the clip of Farage yesterday "just asking questions" about who might be responsible etc. Then they're asking Brendan Cox (husband of Jo) how he feels on hearing "a sitting MP saying things like that?" - he called Farage "Tommy Robinson in a suit". You'd hope this might be the BBC waking up to the role it's played in turning the bloke into a mainstream politician, and now an MP, but I doubt it. He'll still be a frequent flyer on Question Time when it comes back.

As someone on Twitter said if you get 4 or 5 years in prison for taking part in a zoom call about blocking a road, what should you get for travelling to a traumatised community to take part in a race riot?

wykiki staring down at his foreskin.

Oh Brighton beach is a fucking joke. The only good thing about a pebbly beach is it makes one and all look like absolute mongs walking to the water.

I’ve thought long and hard about posting this* Just got back from an afternoon in Durham with Mrs. F and Fist Jnr. Stroll around the shops, up to the Cathedral, had a poke around God’s house, all very nice and relaxed. Came out of the cathedral and headed off across the green to go get some late lunch, and there they were- the first replica kit sporting folk I’d seen in the entire few hours. Three lads in their mid-20s. Guess what colours ( Naturally I went straight up and offered them out, which, of course, they declined whilst involuntarily voiding their bowels.)** * three seconds ** Imagine.

This type of phrasing helps explain CT's concern about the Huw Edwards story.

Why aye.

I like how he doesn't forget to have a fan of another club sharing his disgust and amusement because of course he does.

They’re going to go light when they see that Geordie lad* who got silver in the bmx on Look North. With his family dressed in NUFC clobber cheering him on. *technically from Gateshead / the ceremonial county of Durham

Just had my one night away with wor lass, thanks again for the advice. Which I naturally eschewed in favour of Headlam Hall which is absolutely delightful by any measure. Had a canny week in Durham with my dad and managed a day in Whitley Bay when it, quite appropriately, absolutely lashed down as the kids played on the beach. The beach itself is looking a bit fucked up though, lots and lots of sand has gone (iirc @Renton was talking about this last year). Will it be just rock in 10 years? Her indoors loves it up there like, and is seriously suggesting we relocate to the north east. I mean maybe we could, and I suppose I could reaccustom myself to strangers happily talking to you without fear in their eyes, or misery in their hearts. Brighton has been fun but now with two kids in tow it's looking increasingly minging.

Redeemed. Watching this is bittersweet for me, I was never allowed a BMX because my mother is fucking mental.

Funny story about how he got into it...

Pontayland airport, did ya say, marra? Embarrassing you're saying?

Hmm that would nice to see *RECORD SCRATCH* Maybe not then.

22 officers injured, 3 police dogs, one of them badly burnt. All of these scum are on camera so I hope there's people grassing them up all over the place. Round the cunts up and stick them in Bibby Stockholm if there's no room in the prisons.

Wtf are they like on that board, man? …and then I couldn’t think of anything else to make up so my shit holiday tale about mag-baiting ends there

Steven Seagal in Under Siege.

"I always thought you were batting for the other team, Squire?"

I always thought you were batting for the other team Think it was some photo you had of you standing in a doorway in a suit and natty shoes.

County Durham mackems are the worst. Funnily enough, I've been for my usual walk to Whitley Bay and back today. Yep, the only replica strip I saw not on a kid was a complete family of mackems dressed like deck chairs waiting for the bus*. I did the Clint Eastwood lip thing and before you knew it they had also all soiled themselves. * This bit is true. And so fucking what!

How man, I wasn't allowed to watch ITV when there were only 3 channels.

Yeah, there's a canny long thread on it.

C T making notes for future

I kept hovering around the website then two randomly became available. Bang 2 tickets for me and McGroin jnr.

Did you trudge through the snow in the 80s to sit in the Gallowgate watching Wor Jackie, though? Got to do the hard yards…

Lads, it's our gold. Just shut up and take the win.

Just seen this @Howmanheyman, I’d just like to agree with what everyone else is thinking…

Amanda sad

Athletic women ✅

There is nothing lower than these thick gammons using an unsubstantiated online rumour to weaponise their racist agenda. It's making me more angry than I thought it would. Have any of them stopped to realise that one of those tragically killed was a Portuguese national? Of course not, because it doesn't fit with their narrative. Racist cunts

I've barely seen anything about this as I just can't.

I didn’t think the anger I felt for those poor kids being slain could be surpassed. Meanwhile the EDL ask for the beer to be held. How fucking tragic and inherently racist huge factions of this county have become post-Brexit. I know the place is a car crash anyway, but I’ve just culled at least a dozen people off Facebook - some of which I’ve known 40+ years. I want no part of the rhetoric they’ve posted today, it’s fucking vile.

astonished he managed to recount that tale at the same time as typing, it's that side splitting. the stupid mackem cunt.

Really? I'm five episodes in and literally NOTHING has happened. And the food doesn't even look that nice. Carmen is such a whiny bitch he can get fucked along with his cousin and the rest of his family. Sydney is okay but still boring. Oooh, an old lady who was the mother of a minor character has died, let's spend a whole episode on the funeral where for some unknown reason the entire cast of the restaurant has turned up. And why if its aspiring to be a Michelin star restaurant are they letting tramps serve the food? Really puts me off ever going to Chicago. Ffs I renewed my Disney subscription for this shite.

He’s probably still tidying his gaff, the minger.

We just had grannies doing drive-by tutting from their mobility scooter.

And those not in Australia - just be thankful that you don't live there.

Fuck me that was a hard read.

https://www.instagram.com/reel/C9zSO4joTWP/?igsh=MmdvMHJxemJkempu

If it turns out to be a white fella then the Church of England needs to man the barricades. That’s how it works isn’t it?

Where were the people hitting it with a flip flop after it came down? The Iraqis could show these idiots a thing or two about how to dismantle a dictator's statue.