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Well that was random but nice anecdote anyway. Bet the Bells whiskey bottle was empty. Reminds me of my own random anecdote. Sometime in the 70s I was with my family visiting my jakey uncle Jimmy in Glasgie. Great uncle really. I remember he won this insanely large bottle of Grouse somehow, the ones you collect coins in when empty, honestly not sure how. Anyway, somehow he dropped it getting out of the car, it smashed, and at least 5 litres of amber blend went trickling down the drain. I remember being terrified he'd kick off as this must have been like losing a child to him, and to me he was terrifying at the best of times. But no, he just laughed and said "Ah well, nevir mind, what can ye dae?". Good old uncle Jimmy.

Well it’s not a sentence (and iirc time spent on remand is usually or often subtracted from any time you need to spend in prison post sentencing). But it is a punishment. And it’s a severe punishment because of the aforementioned circumstances and consequences. And because she’s banged to rights. And she also chose not to enter a plea. So she could well spend more time on remand and will cost the taxpayer more money because her trial will be less straightforward than those who at least had the modicum of decency to admit they were guilty. As for the others, I can’t comment on the latter much, other than to say the legal system was pretty much at breaking point under the last government. And I would like nothing more than to see grifting cunts like Robinson and Farage get their just deserts. Them and Musk are actually far, far worse. But I am guessing in relation to this that they were clever, cowardly enough or however you want to describe it, in the language they used so as not to be accused of inciting violence or criminal activity.

You mean for once in their pathetic lives they've believed the experts, even though the experts are tax funded lefty wokelist pro-immigration lawyers? The irony will be lost on them.

"Just take it out the box".

It was Hibs away back in the 80s. George Best played for Hibs as a guest for a half, he was impressive even though he didn't move much from the center circle. After the match trains to the right coaches to the left, most went by train so the two bus loads from the supporters club had to go left, hell on as a load of Hibs fans attacked us as we got spilt up from the train lot. I always remember one of those massive bottles of bells whisky came bouncing across the road towards us. Scuffles all the way up this road that seemed to last forever 'till we got to our bus. I was proper shitting myself until I got back on the bus, then I thought i was hard as nails!

The daft cunterhead

The punishment was severe because people were actually trying to do what she was suggesting, in no small part because of the stuff people like her were posting on social media. I’ve got zero sympathy for her

@Christmas Tree .... you still the king of the paddle board? been really busy on the house/garden so not had the chance to get the kayak out since we moved here, madness really when we live about 200 yards from the wye. anyway, got it out yesterday and went to kerne bridge and paddled back to monmouth, 15 miles, which despite the stunning scenery from start to finish was probably a bit ambitious for the first attempt of the year. expected to feel like I'd played a game of 5 a side this morning, but surprisingly don't seem to be suffering too much! for anybody remotely interested and who hasn't visited the wye valley before, you could do a lot worse than spend a long weekend down here, stunningly beautiful with lush places to stay, especially round symonds yat and peaceful campsites too at doward and biblins.

Le Cock Sportif?

"Wait a minute there, sir! Is that a legitimate, official Macron shirt?"

"So you're telling me there's stairs, I can tap the wall but I must still have three points of contact? Gee, you think of everything."

https://twitter.com/AdamP1242/status/1822566808248795292 Investigated 😂

Have you got your knee socks and white vest on?

She was complaining about being trolled after that performance. But she was competing at the Olympics but looked like someone’s mam making it up as she went along, well into her second bottle of Chardonnay

Nice to see Deaderz found his place in the world after leaving here.

Nah, she can fuck off.

I had to Google that, and I wish I hadn't

Even worse than his choice in guitars, this

This is an artists impression of you being arrested by us gatekeepers. Dont let it become reality ffs 🫵

"THIS IS THE MUSIC POLICE. COME OUT WITH YOUR HANDS UP."

If your relevant artist of choice these days is Taylor Swift, it’s not us you want to worry about

And what, pray, are sky doing not selecting Sunderland for any of their televised games this weekend? Are they allergic to cup finals or something?

lush bit of dub for chilling in the garden on sunny sunday afternoon.

I suspect those who’ve plead guilty have done so on lawyers advice, look mate you are bang to rights here, plead guilty get 12-18 months less, either way you’re going to jail.

Luckily CT's got a hobby for that. 🙂

These “long” sentences are actually reduced sentences because they plead guilty which reduces the tariff. Any who are pleading not guilty and go to trial, if found guilty, will be looking at way longer for same offences. They remanded everyone in the 2011 riots and same happening here, quite rightly IMO.

Not when the tide is in.

aye, was at that one too. unfriendliest friendly I've ever been to in me life.

Don't fuck with the Swifties. I've got an entire army behind me.

As I've explained on here in the past. There's nothing not to like about Taylor Swift. She's tremendous.

Aye, I don't give a fuck about her and have zero sympathy. But "X" and social media are awash with repulsive racists like her, who decides who ends up in the clink? And aye, we have real influencers like Farage, Braverman, Shapps, Musk, and even still Yaxley Lennon pulling the strings, and fuck all happens.

I hope he says the last part AFTER he’s done the first part.

Im hoping the joiner shows up and says "Aye I could remove the doorframe, but that new washing machine should fit through there fine. Just turn it sideways"

I read wacky's comment first. Immediately fucking panicked. Laptop nearly went out the window. And then read up 3 comments and yep, classic TT bollocks. My heart doesn't need this shit ffs.

It must’ve been rough going bald at such a young age?

The only administrative act I can do, despite occasional tags and requests, is delete the thread. I have considered it, many times. But here we are.

Eddie taught him that.

Was probably a bit too young for that but was at Hearts in 87, Gazza scored the winner near the end and we bounced out on to Gorgie Road only to be met by a reception committee of the CCS Hibs casuals…most lads turned left to head towards Haymarket for the train and ran straight into them but we’d driven and avoided it as our car was parked in the other direction 😒

Must have been early 80s before they became spoon burners.

Also, the whole point of the quick arrests, remand and long sentences was to immediately stop further riots. Good plan, well executed.

These takwondo fights remind me of when I'd watched Karate Kid as a 12 year old and would challenge my sister to a fight after

I'm watching without the sound on, with the Olympics on the big telly. That's how your brother in ankles is tackling this one. Swollen up like a cunt now btw. What a fucking idiot. When I got home I was obviously walking like a bit of a cabbage and I reached up to open a kitchen cabinet door and my back went into spasm, so I'm lying on the sofa here and however I move, it fucking kills. Getting old is shit.

Followed by jail time for all those involved, including Chief Tangoman.

Good at hitting a ball with a club and putting it into a hole? Great, let's put him in government lads. Insane, as usual.

Faldo. Bloke was always a turbocunt so I wouldn't be surprised to discover this is true.