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These pronouns make everything so confusing these days.

Eddie “Kieron, We’re going to give Tino the start at RB and Bruno’s going to captain the side. We need a bit of a shake up and I’ve decided it’s time to ringo the changes, err I mean ring the doorbell, shit!!, I mean ring the changes” Also Eddie “I have no idea where these Kieron wants to leave stories have come from”.

what we're seeing above is a tragic collusion between two know nowts, blinded to the bleeding obvious that almiron and murphy are shite. in a quite frankly pitiful attempt to appear football savvy they've pinned all their hopes on this goo-high cunt, who quite clearly is being used as a pawn by the red tops clubs to thwart our progess to football dominance assisted by their lapdog, parish. this is the reality, open your eyes.

The way sky treat Man U and Liverpool is like what the football coverage used to be when a British team played a foreign team in Europe especially in the latter rounds. Anyone playing those two clubs are the foreigners. I take it they couldn't give a fuck about everyone in this country who doesn't support those two clubs and aren't bothered about them not subscribing to their service? I'm pleased I'm on fire stick sports tbh. (Seriously, I wouldn't pay them a penny for the type of coverage they give most other clubs).

That would’ve sufficed

@Toonpackand their lass filling in the time now he's retired.

Jonathan Wilson is someone you’d move away from in the pub if you got stuck next to him on a work night out.

You’ve got to feel for Alex Hurst though. He’d bargained on being an influencer who was given the inside track and delivering smugness about the behemoth that is Newcastle United. And now Staveley has fucked off and his rail tickets aren’t just standard class, he has to buy them too. And he’s just found out someone lied to him when they said the DLT look was cool. That’s before even mentioning spaniel chebs

Toonpack looking great, his Mrs. could do with a trim, mind, and that blue check shirt does nowt for her.

Truly, a voice for sanity in an increasingly more uncertain world

Remember the Deep Pan Pizza Company?

Is the connection here that Captain Willard also needed a lift?

"Have you suffered the loss of any footballers from your club who are black? Were they sold to somebody else and it wasn't your fault? Did the people replacing them have blonde hair and were pasty looking who you gave no permission for your club to sign? If so you may be due compensation. Call 0898 24/7 365 and ask for Fair Dinkum solicitors, because your gurn is our concern."

He’s right in that we have suffered with a lack of first team signings but it’s nothing to do with the lack of will from the club. To suggest anything else is just trying to be controversial.

Only two of that starting 11 today were signed in the last 18 months, it does feel like things have gone a bit stale.

Mine was a protest vote.

This definitely deserves to be in here https://www.theguardian.com/football/article/2024/aug/24/newcastles-saudi-future-may-not-be-what-many-imagined-as-pressure-hits Sunderland fan having an absolute wank fantasy about our owners, just happens to write for a national newspaper.

Sweet dreams are made of cheese, who am I to diss a Brie, I Cheddar the world and the Feta cheese, everybody’s looking for Stilton

Sky: "Will Arsenal be Nelson Mandela or will Villa make them look more like Nissan Main Dealer? Find out after the break when it's LIVE!!"

Unfortunately I’ve found Gemmil on twatter 😒

Congratulations. You made some mackems day today and won a free rtg mlf for life badge.

Just gave me a flashback of works nights out and the even stodgier beige all you can eat delights on offer at Big Luke’s

Picture or GTFO

Not until the 2nd half. Then a rogue carrier bag and paper coffee cup appeared in the centre circle somehow

Looks like a Dr. Oetker balanced on one of Gemmill's sourdough loaves.

It's Arteta's latest motivational device. They've all been in prison over the close season.

You'll be hungover and catastrophising 12 hours from now.

I still miss Messi tbh. Can’t believe we never got to see him play for us.

Yeah I know and ……...

2-0 spurs. Keeper fuck up, Calvert-Lewin at Everton these days.....

Tremendous scenes in the Brighton crowd when that went in. One bloke almost spilled his oat milk latte.

The more I think about this the more it's pissing me off, I haven't seen much else about it elsewhere but they're absolutely rigging the competition for the usual suspects. Clubs in Europe already get a bye in the round we're playing Forest, (PL club, away, natch) but that isn't enough, the next round when they enter they can't play each other. How the fuck is that going to help them in Europe? the only thing it's going to help is their chances of getting to the next round, this absolutely stinks and isn't getting the coverage it should in my opinion? It also, as if needed in our case, increases our own chances of getting a hard fixture and making our own efforts to finally win a trophy that little but tougher. It really is a disgrace, this.

I wouldn’t expect him to be tbh

It turns out we are a far superior team when he plays so I hope he stays and performs. Livramento is good but an on form Trippier is different class to him at the moment.

You’re right, it was there

I forgot to check They did have free WiFi in the ground though, which was a novelty compared to the GPRS signal we get

yesterday i bought 6 bottles of Zinfandel red wine in a deal. only 2 bottles left now .

Almost as weird as actively hoping Gordon and Barnes play shit tbh. Glad there’s no one like that on here.

What else are we meant to do? Pine after someone who never kicked a ball for us?

A mate got a chippy at Oldham I think it was and asked for batter to go with his chips and got the translation back and forth about scraps till they both understood what he wanted. He then asked for a can of pop, again quizzical looks before the wife obviously gave up and just guessed what he wanted. She charged him whatever it came to before presenting him with his chips with a tin of peas.

This thread:

Wasn't he one of those who got really upset about Hitzfeld-gate? "You've lied to and tricked us fellow fans ... how low are you?!" ....and now he works for the Daily Mail?