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Hope it’s ruined your weekend you sad mackem cunts, ….keywords will be, brown envelopes, wolves handed it to us, we’re spawny cunts, they’d beat us (yawn) not forgetting the genocide. Oh and FTM marra, they don’t exist anymore but I’ll spend every living moment obsessing over them but I don’t really care …I’d rather shag me sister/mam/auntie/dad/dog/cat/ than watch them gravy stained plastic cunts, even though I’ve just watched every minute of their match and made my knuckles bleed typing on Ready To Groom!

oz. superb bit of casting, even if it was a bit random how jimmy nail got the part. barry runs him a very close 2nd mind, could never understand how wayne was supposed to be such a chick magnet, but this bit here where he takes barry under his wing on the pull is a classic scene....

Think it works well because they’re a proper rag-tag bunch thrown together. Like after a while they become fiercely loyal to each other but Barry and Oz would never ordinarily be mates in real life because they’re chalk and cheese. The former being much better read but terminally boring. Oz, especially in series one and two is essentially a loutish piss head. But with a witty charm. Dennis and Bomber are older and world weary, especially Dennis. Neville the dweeby home bird, Wayne the brash cockney looking to shag anything with a pulse. Then Moxie’s just a total outsider with his convicted arsonist past. Oz was probably the funniest but Timothy Spall is brilliant as Barry

Aye, you could end up a funny magnate.

Skipped over it like an episode of Mrs Brown's Boys yet incredulously it got a fucking repeat, just like Mrs Brown's Boys.

Just watching MOTD… think this may be Gemmill if Everton stay up again this season

That verbose, sycophantic knob is the absolute pits. How the fuck did he get the job of senior commentator?

Would explain the inflated waist

following through and now this. Not a good week for the poor lad.

Psychologically devastating for Everton to have their last two games where they go 2 up and lose 3-2 in both. Tremendous.

Odds that Mrs. CT has spent the last 30 years actually blowing?

I see rtg have moved our match thread...I wonder why 😂

If anybody's watching sky have they minimised the screen yet while the game's on to show Eddie and the lads walking into Molinuex yet?

He wasn't so bad a few years ago but fuck me, since coming back to sky he's swallowed the cartel 6 shit 'good and proper'.

Had to switch over to the international PL feed for the first game as within one minute of Peter Drury's verbal diarrhoea it was just too much.

Leonard, by Peter Kay. A pilot episode chronicaling the life of a mentally ill man in Bolton. Having had a mentally ill sister at the same time, I can vouch he got it spot on. Obviously he went with Phoenix Nights which had far more scope, but this episode is touchingly brilliant imo.

Yeah, this. It works because they're just incredibly believable characters. Everybody knows an Oz, a Neville, and a Barry, also all the others. Don't think I can recall a series ever which got the casting so perfect as well. Add in the humour and the first two series are untouchable. Fucking hell, I've just noticed something. The hiatus between AF2 and AF3 felt like a lifetime, with all the characters aging and having grown up kids etc. Not only is the gap in years between AF3 and now greater, it's also even greater since AF2 pile of shite AF4. Jesus.

It's my brother in laws birthday on Tuesday. He's similarly a fan of 80s movies so I've bought him all my recommendations that he hasn't seen yet

No Dennis is older than Neville I was just pointing out the irony of the actual ages being reversed.

I only recently realised that Bomber is the giant Nazi that fights Indiana Jones in Raiders of the Lost Ark

To pay for all the clobber you bought in the shop? All the while giving it the whole “this is technically legal tender chat”. You should be ashamed of yourself.

If that was Salah he would have been knighted by now.

You do have a point there.

Palace doing well with their generational talent 😂

Palace losing at home to Leicester and currently only with one point.

That’s unfair. Alex Bruce would never had a career in football but for Wor Steve.

Spurs are all fart and no shite but I doubt there'll be as much 'look at the possession' patter if they lose this compared to their last game.

I last saw him in Southland. Great TV show

That Peter Kay Thing. it was presented in a documentary style narrated by Andrew Sachs. 6 episodes each featuring a local main character from Bolton. Phoenix Nights was expanded from one episode featuring The Neptune club. It’s worth checking out if you liked Phoenix Nights. Leonard in the one in the picture is a part time preacher and is the subject of that episode for being recognised with an award for being Britain’s oldest paper boy.

Kevin Whately (Neville) is older than Tim Healy (Dennis)

Just fired MOTD up and it's school-playground-commentator-voice lass doing the Villa v Everton game. I've already had a "My WORD!" for McNeill's goal, so I'm looking forward to her ruining Duran's winner.

Judging by Guehi's performances so far this season maybe Mitchell was into something.

Remember. The table counts for nothing until 10 games in. Unless we go second tomorrow, in which case, look at it all you want

mind you, if pickford's arms weren't so tiny....

An Everton win is better for us but I want a double Mersey heartbreak for Everton fan/Liverpool football club propagandist Jamie carragher.

Fucking dipper is seething and I'm loving it 😂

Nice to see my grandad’s old team Plymouth scoring an injury time winner against the mackems 👍🏻

Well there's your main talking point today for the media boys, what went wrong at Anfield?

It doesn't matter how good she is if you're trying to build the great wall of china with a couple of kilos of sand, cement and a handful of bricks.

My Dad took me to this game when I was a nipper. Sixpence in old currency for the programme and I do remember a vendor who wandered along the touch line shouting 'peanuts, tanner a bag'. 2-0 to the Toon (Iley, Penman) which confirmed our promotion from the old Div.2.

just found this one amongst them, the night we took anfield, arguably the best away end I've ever been in.....

You’ve clearly never seen Bluey.

Aye, aside from Wood (when we were desperate) and the Greek keeper (PSR fix) is there a single player we’ve overpaid for? I think our first team business has been excellent up until the summer.

We'll go back to CT when I get my propers for fanny magnate, and not a moment before.

The alternative reality that is RTG delivers again

Top of the curve as usual. The bloke has been dead for 7 years.