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You call me a rent boy all the time.

We could have @thebrokendollon doing a Kriss Kristofferson rubber duck tribute act with his beard and baseball cap on. (He can do a duet with @LongTimeAdmirerand she can be Barbara Streisand). Obviously he'd be on the lookout for some bears in the air trying to nick him for sniffing coke and yelling abuse to cockney rent boys, sorry, cockney male prostitutes, errr, I mean cockney male sex workers.

Still think a TT YouTube channel would be fucking brilliant… Dave would have to be in charge obviously with his previous experience so there’d have to be a dull as fuck “graphs” section but I think the NUFC public would love the stander/sitter debate

Like loads of them on YouTube he's just a performing seal making a complete twat of himself in order to avoid having to do a proper job. [Looks into setting up a YouTube channel]

It's not offensive if its true.

How B do we think the B team is going to B tomorrow. Sounds like along with Isak, Tripps and Tonali doubtful and Miggy deffo in. Hope it’s not one of them nights.

Electric cars…the truth as I see it. Im fed up with comments from people ridiculing EVs. They don’t know what they’re talking about. Personally I drive two of the top of the range EVs from Jaguar and Porsche. Their acceleration and handling is fantastic. They look brilliant and they’re really cheap to run. They hardly need any maintenance and haven’t depreciated since I bought them. Literally the only criticism I could make of them sometimes is that if I push them hard into the corner, they can fly off the track and get stuck under the sofa…

I was reading the other day that up to now this year the met have arrested, had convicted and seen 3 year banning orders handed out to 51 football supporters for being in possession of class a drugs. now, even in my crazy drug fuelled youth I always thought cocaine was shite, it made dull people think they were the life and soul of the party, when in reality they just became duller. however if they want to spend £100 a gram achieving this they can fill their boots for all I care. what I don't understand is if you were caught by a bouncer going in to a nightclub with some coke and they decided to involve the police, you'd likely be given a caution or end up in court and given a fine. there's no way you'd be banned from every nightclub/pub in the country for the next 3 years on top of that. bizarre really how football supporters seem to be more accountable for their behaviour than others.

I'm sure Ray Harryhausen's estate could knock something up

What are you talking about? He loved it here. See exhibit A:

Accidentally

Are you saying there was at least one homosexual player in the game yesterday? In fine tradition on the Internet, I suggest we start guessing until this snowballs out of control with wild rumours of vibrating phones up ring-pieces.

That's his best performance for us at Vicarage road and he's been left about eight years.

Talksport and Sky sports trying to get through to Parrish's this last couple of weeks.

Yeah but it did create some good moments too.

Toby Keith kicked off the antagonism towards the Dixie Chicks iirc. They questioned the US invasion of Iraq so in turn had to be opposed and attacked. No one is allowed to truly think for themselves in the land of the free. You do so at risk of getting a bullet in your head by someone whipped up by the likes of Toby Keith. As the article implies KK knew a bit more about true patriotism than that fool ever would…

Just been on at Blyth to do something similar. Get them to get their statue to bring down opponents with it's spear when they're one on one with the keeper.

If only the cunt had shown half that passion when playing for us.

Sod the ground talk, it's the champions league stuff that's precious.

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I did zero seconds fam. Zero seconds blud.

You ask too much. These lads are human beings, with all that that entails. So sometimes they don't give 100% at work, so what? Nobody else does. Everybody else lets personal shit impact their day, even if it's just their mood.

WHAAAAT?!

3-1 thoroughly professional job. Osula opens his account, Ruddy with the other two.

I'm kind of ambivalent here. On the one hand, I don't want the game over sanitised. On the other, I'm not sure I am fully at ease singing about Wet Ham fans being petrol bombed. On yet another hand, they're West Ham fans, so....

3 year banning order for your abhorrent behaviour.

I watched motd2 to see the mancs get beat but fucking hell the commentators were so far up their arse the whole game.

Palace in the relegation zone BTW. Guehi's price is taking a fucking hammering. He might not end up here now, but I suspect this all ends with Parrish sitting down to a massive slice of humble pie.

Gordon looked cooked on Saturday and Barnes had a bit more rest time. Keep AG10 fresh for Everton game - which I assume will be the striker role again.

He’d have to find a disabled good buddy to drive for him though.

Eddie laughing at how fucking stupid the knight is at the press conference was amusing.

You too have succumbed. Personstory will judge us harshly.

Gullis: No one will give me a job teaching because of my political views. Head teacher: We won’t employ you because you keep locking brown children in dog crates, and you misspelled Jonathan Gullis on your CV.

canny read.... https://thefsa.org.uk/news/fsa-faircop-we-need-to-talk-about-club-bans/

He's always had a great range of passing, up there with Shelvey for me. But with the added benefit of being able to do other things on the pitch at the same time.

It gets better. What a thrust

Everyone loves them and hates the mags anarrl. Watford channeling their cup final spirit against premier league giants Sunderland.

1-3, ball comes off the bar and hits our keeper, Martin Thomas on the head and deflects back into the goal for their winner. On the FT whistle Bruno runs up to their keeper and boots him up the arse then legs it. We're awarded a bye into the next round as it's decided AFC Wimbledon are only half a club of a former club who weren't a proper club in the first place and the cartel has already bribed/put the fear into the ref to fuck us over against Chelsea in the next round presuming we would've got through so want to get their money's worth.