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so wheezekeeze's idea of investigative journalism is to read the telegraph at 5pm on a sunday and then regurgitate a few hours later in the guardian? she should stick to pondering on bromances, the stupid, pig ugly mackem cunt.

Too easy. I can't bring myself to do it.

On that basis I'm going to have to go for a tight 1-1 win with Philippe Albert scoring six exquisite lobs.

The results from the past two games have been disappointing but we really should have won both games. We accumulated 35 shots and xG of 4 goals ffs. Not the manager’s fault that we couldn’t finish our dinner. I blame the thread starter

I thought it would be some low life like Fist to say it!

Just on my way back from Sorrento. A timely reminder of how much I love Italy and the bizarre near omnipresence of Tennent’s Super I had completely forgotten about the latter. I’ve googled it before and I’ve still never really found a proper explanation Anyway, ciao

This is the small mercies thread not the large tragedies thread.

aye. you keep kicking the can down the road richard till we've concocted project big picture, the european super league, fair market value rules..... nee fucker'll notice.

Feel like pua shit just want him back x

And how they’ve dictated a set of anti-competitive rules to come in to force to stop us catching them. Even the fucking rule brought in specifically aimed at Tindall because we got in the CL the previous year and the likes of Arteta (who can act like a massive cunt with impunity) couldn’t handle a bit of needle.

Shes posher than the fuckin queen that one

There’s a bigger story, not least by virtue of it being an actual story. I .e. the Premier League (due to the process being completely lacking in transparency) approving the deal (after previously delaying it seemingly indefinitely) purely on the say so of Qatar.

Charlie Windsor gets heckled in Australia, BBC news Sally Bundock reporting it, face like a slapped arse, very unimpressed which is different from gooey smile she has whenever she reports on a normal fluffy royal piece. It's chalk and cheese.

Nobody has found out that MBS was behind the takeov ... oh

Watching Chelsea‘s overly inflated squad does really make me angry. It’s ridiculous with them being allowed to sign a ridiculous amount of players while we had to sell Anderson to comply with the rules to make the competition “fair“.

Nobody got to say it to Stevie's face.

Steve Bruce never managed us in a derby.

I'm all for an opportunistic good signing, if there are multiple teams in for him in Jan then the value won't be there though and if there aren't we can sign him for less next summer. Given our lack of being able to put the ball in the next I think a productive right winger is even more of a need than it was in summer so I want us spending money there first.

That’s what confidence can do to a player. Shame that we did our very best to deflate the morale of our players with all those shenanigans during the summer and after.

It’s everywhere in Italy. It was in the fridge alongside the smoothies in a cafe I went to in Rome. Maybe they consider it a health tonic.

I am getting even angrier. At least we got Ostrakismos or whatever his name is for an overly inflated price in return for the Geordie Messi.

Ah, I blame Irvine Welsh then.

Johnson iirc threw out all dissenting conservatives who would not sign up to his hard Brexit, now Jenrick is doing the same with the ECHR (I recall this point has been made previously but now he has confirmed/doubled down on it). Would leave us in great company joining Belarus and Russia as the only European non-signatories to this convention. Can such a right wing party really be elected? I really hope not but admit I'm just not sure any more. Hopefully in 4 years Labour will have made soem improvements and injected some positivity. I think they will have personally.

As a connoisseur of shithousery, this takes it too far.. it’s one thing to waste time on the pitch, but a cunt’s trick to waste NHS time. Hope he never walks again now tbh.

This one is for our pals down the road, but it also holds true for anyone within a few metres of Denise S’s horses mouth.

When I worked up in Aberdeen one of the lads’ cars got totalled when he hit a deer. I said well at least you got some venison, he said no, it’s illegal to take it if you hit it, car behind you can take it though, not 100% sure if that’s true mind.

I never killed bambi's mother last night.

Dr Gloom never did a match thread for a derby.

Gloom doesn't get to many games

I'm so glad I manage to not watch sky's Saturday morning bilge. Thanks for being our eyes and ears, wykiki.

Is that because it was you?

Is that Glen Matlock?

I think we've all seen games where you come away at the end of the match thinking how the fuck have we not scored there? goalkeeper has had a worldie, crossbar and posts reduced to splinters they've been hit that many times. not the case in either of the last 2 games, no big surprise when pickford saved the penalty and no big surprise either when both gordon and isak fucked their big opportunities. not really a big follower of xg, but I'm gonna assume 4 is good? of the 35 shots, the vast, vast majority were either off target or as weak as piss, what my eyes saw were a team that got exactly what they did, 0 goals.

as well as how much pressure was being applied by the american owners of the red tops. crack that one leweeze and I'll buy you pink slices forever more.

You forgot about the one from Des Hamilton, just to be sure.

Liverpool fans sing a song. Drury....

🎵 Gillette! The most American ad You could get. 🎶

Drury as Salah scores a penalty....

Dye your hair green mate, that'll show the world you aren't bothered.

Is the image broken or something? I just see a rock thing in the bottom right.

Let’s be honest, we didn’t get £35m for him, we got £15m. Forest had our pants down and there was nothing we could do about it.