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There is! You can try being less easily annoyed. It might be good for you

Let me clarify. Slot winning the league with Klopps team would show Klopp up for under performing after spending fortunes for years. The buck toothed cunt. However personally, I hope liverpool never win another trophy in their history.

invented by the sumerian people. hosted by a genial cockney comedian. bought by murdering camel humpers.

Quality wind up/bait on the BBC

I’m in the fortunate position of knowing as an undisputed fact that TT stalwart Howmanheyman and Luke Edwards are definitely two different people… if I wasn’t I think I’d be asking questions this afternoon…. one of which might be does that baldy cunt read this forum?

Oh, you mean Edwards

Yes. I do

You're too kind.

Aye, the mouse was gutted to get a smaller one…

Even I'll admit that swapping his cock with that of a Chinese mouse was a real dick move.

Paisley Park has taken a battering.

God doing a bit of quality control on the production line: "You've overdone the bones on this one" Angel: "oops sorry God" God: "no matter, we can compensate, we'll make him ginger and make sure you get his heart from the slight seconds bin" Angel: "Should I tell the ego department to over inflate it on this one too" (wink) God: "Yes, yes, perfect"

geordie girl .... 'I'm going back to newcastle with £19.5k, which is the best place in the world by the way' cue massive massive destruction of televisions in sunderland and indisputable claims of the saudi's buying the wheel.

He was quite a young lad too.

Listened to the wireless for a few minutes of the 'UNITED' game. Fuck me. It's cringe man. 'Well the great Sir Alex didn't win his first three games so I am sure the 'UNITED' fans will be happy with this start'

I'm absolutely not watching sky later on when they've got Liverpool on at two and Man U on at half four where I'm sure they'll be as understated as they usually are regarding Liverpool's chances for the title and the start of a new era at old Trafford.

They’ll be introducing Reygis Le Briys to the Magic Roundabout soon then… Including caretakers, 33 managers since Monkeys Heed. 21 without counting caretakers.

So sexy that your weekend consists of at least two self flagellating aerobic workouts in the middle of the fucking night…each to their own but if you’re not running to an early morning neighbourhood liaison all that sexiness is being wasted as far as I can make out

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Ego department excelled themselves, didn't they 👍

FYP 🙂

Be pretty funny if Slot walks in and pisses the league with Klopp team imo

No fracture then, good.

Paisley has fallen 😞 So did the father in law on the ice on Friday, just the 10 hour wait for an ambulance. They didn’t tell us till yesterday because “ we didn’t want to worry you” 🤬 Only a sprained groin apparently, he’ll be back in training after two weeks of rest ☺️We’ve now got to go up and walk their giant Italian Spinoni “wolfhound” in a near 60mph gale, which am really looking forward to 😀

His last cap was vs Sweden on 31st March 2004 at the age of 33. You wanted him to give him another one?

I mean, even a stopped clock etc

Good result for them away to Millwall I've just seen. I'm assuming they'll have windmilled all the Millwall fans today or the Millwall fans have had a pint with them, told them of their great respect for Sunderland and how they both hate the Mags anaarl.

I get the joke but seriously, 44?

Who’s their next superstar that will go on to warm a promoted sides bench?

Jack Clarke v Amad Diallo must be their biggest highlight since 6 in a row.

Man U score very early and I'm worried whether Drury will have a cock left by the end of the match?

Imagine the state of the wax strips after Salah's visit to the salon. Maybe that's where all the other players are getting their carpet remnant haircuts from.

At the very least, we'd be watching a 5 minute VAR check if that was in the other box.

I expect Liverpool will get the inhalers out at half time and be out of sight by the hour mark.

He manages Liverpool, so yes, he is a cunt

anger is an energy.

What could go wrong with you in charge ??

You'd just parked up and the fence ran at you ????

Oh for fuck's sake. Why?

Extra time equaliser for Millwall. Oh dear, still not a bad result, all things considered. Still time for their weekend to be ruined - on Monday.

Pinching that.

Until we get Wilson off the books we aren't signing a 4th striker. Especially when Gordon, Joelinton, Murphy, Barnes etc. can play at no.10 in a crisis