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Hang on, I've only just realised he's not even from Sunderland. Following the careers of Henderson or Pickford and wishing them well makes sense up to a point, same as we've always kept a soft spot for Gazza or whoever, but Clarke is from York and only joined them after spells with Leeds and Spurs?! I assumed he must be a local lad the way they're so attached to him

Do we know for sure that isn't what Ant did...?

100% Jimmy Saville

Heron Foods Grealish

That would have been a wake up call for Amorim, like. He'll be used to twatting the bottom clubs easily at Sporting, not going to happen here.

Let me clarify. Slot winning the league with Klopps team would show Klopp up for under performing after spending fortunes for years. The buck toothed cunt. However personally, I hope liverpool never win another trophy in their history.

Think theres some over reactions here like. Fine margins and all that. On another day we win that comfortably.

Like it or not, Longstaff is the glue that holds our midfield together, lost all shape when he went off.

Anywhere else on the pitch, Pawson gives that as a foul. In the box, the bottling cunt lets VAR do his job for him and the bottling cunt at VAR says it's referee's call. It's layers of incompetence. That's our route back into the game fucked by these idiots.

If you're Egyptian you get that

Wilson probably getting a muscle injury in his tongue doing it.

Pawson is such a fucking clown.

I bet the mackems have more pages.

Thanks for the fun @Toonpackbut everyone has their day.

Nice to see the 'I'm a season ticket holder don't you know' types fucking off sharp as well. six minutes but half the crowd have gone home.

classic Pawson non-decision while he waits for VAR to tell him what to do. Except for when he’s sending Schar off for fuck all

And you get angry over absolutely nothing. You should get a gig on GB News.

Bad news for Mrs Wykiki.

We should be well in front.

He jumps like 3'6.

NUFC. Making poor teams looking good since 1892.

Shocking that by Kelly

King Julien Lopetegui dropping "physically fit" into his interview there.

Wilson finally does.

i hate playing a team in a bad run of form because we’re usually terrible at being the favourite and always struggle to break down the teams we’re “supposed” to beat

If I could crash this place and get an insurance payout I would.

The new member topic thing isnt a standard invision feature, so unfortunately its not a plug and play solution. New signups themselves aren't causing the slowdown, but if you look on the main page, down the bottom you can see our "most users ever online" peaked at 1500ish a few days ago. We're essentially getting lightly DDOSd. We currently have 650ish online, earlier today it was over 1000. I do think that an invision upgrade will help to fix this, but the licence is pricey and we are currently saving up patreon money for it.

It's match day

I believe the slowdown is coming from a SHIT LOAD of "members" trying to access the site, I assume a load of bots. We've had registrations turned off to try to ride out the chinese bot wave but this might require a little tweaking. I'll do some experimenting over the next few days but be warned this might result in us seeing those bot posts again.

He manages Liverpool, so yes, he is a cunt

Andrew Irving, Berwick Rangers legend by the way @Toonpack

Howe went too early with the formation change. We were getting chances and had a decent enough control over the game. Kelly has botched is chance. It’s going to be a long way back for him with Sven back soon.

We've missed Wilson's muscle up front. He looks lively but his touch is a bit rusty. Desperately need him to stay fit and give Isak some competition/a breather.

International break has thoroughly killed our momentum.

Hall is the only one with a decent performance tbh

If that's Top 6 it's given instantly.

Fucking hell, what is the point of VAR?

Hinchcliffe makes you pine for Neville or Carragher.

Can someone explain why there is less time added on in the first half of a match? There was a goal and Willock was down for ages. You can guarantee now there will be 7 minutes in the second half and it is not even half time.

Hinchcliffe is such a cunt.

Willock’s having a mare tonight

Our fullbacks are fucking mint. Bairns as well.

Quality wind up/bait on the BBC

He may have already been an intermediate cunt but is obviously going to reach expert level the longer he stays.