Leaderboard

We have to get Mbuemo if we can afford the cunt, failing that, go for that young un at Southampton …Dibble or whatever his name is. I like Miggy and Murphy but their time is up . Last night was just one of those typical nights where we fuck it up, missing a chance to get in a great position. Plus, never trust anyone with lugs as tiny as Kelly’s …he couldn’t hear Soucek behind him!

Shit! No wonder he’s not starting, we signed a fucking waiter.

I’m very ready for Pep going off the rails. The bloke is a bit of a headcase when it’s going well, he’ll be smearing his shit under Grealish’s nose shortly

I've finally started using ear plugs

Ok, TC

Just in case Tdansmith is reading, Alex is not saying you have to get off Toontastic, stay off it, and ignore it completely.

The only real form of protest you have available to you is to get off Twitter, stay off it and ignoring it completely imo.

"Who'd be interested in any of that old rubbish, Ted?"

interesting take. i thought that's why we signed tonali - to free bruno to play further forwards and to have two midfielders who can pass forwards. it hasn't worked out that way and bruno remians the lone creative force centrally in our starting line up but his starting position is so deep he isn't often able to play those balls that unlock the low blocks.

I removed Elon’s cunt app from my phone yesterday as per Toontastic T & C’s 🫡 I haven’t as yet lowered myself to follow Toonpack on Bluesky though. I do have some standards

I'll leave @Monkeys Fist to FYP. 🙂

Makes a difference to you though. Increasingly I think that's all we can do, stand up for what we believe in just for our own sake.

@wykikitoon Can you confirm?

Also, on Eddie's boys always coming first, if you're getting that from Trippier's wife, you can't take the word of a woman scorned.

If Big Dan was playing we’d have won that or at least come away with a 0-0. Kelly was poor but he’d need a run of games before we should fully judge. BDB was awful when he first went back to CB but is now a lynchpin.

There goes the season.

My first match of the season and the beginning of my ten match thread starting streak. 3-0 to us and Steve Parrish to have his eyes pecked out by that fucking eagle.

Ah man PL, I'm really sorry to hear that. Horrible decision to have to make, especially for an otherwise young and healthy dog. I'm sure you've tried your absolute best to send things in a better direction.

Agreed

Not like you to look on the dark side dude.

Think this is wishful thinking personally. Money begets power, which begets more money. Money drips up, no down. The future is for an Elyseum styled Broligarchy.

People's timelines will be getting worse by the day at the minute as more and more moderate leave, and everyone but the most MAGA / Reform wingnut crew will have a tipping point for leaving. Over time, if it becomes more of a cesspit, driven by the above and dickhead's algorithm, it can fail as a business if it gets bad enough.

Not sure that I was watching the same game. It was a night that just didn't go for us and felt it never would. So may passes that 75% just make it through ended up getting deflections off West Ham players. On the other hand the few chances West Ham got, went their way. It really wasn't that bad a night (after their second, the changes blunted us and we seemed like creating zero). I still think we had a pen. I just don't get VAR, no conspiracy that they are against us, or pro top 6 (ratios does seem otherwise) it just seems inept. Longstaff was not our worst starting player. Gordon is great but tried to make about 5 pointless Shelvey style passes before he was subbed. On another night Isak would have scored at least 2 of the chances he got. Murphy was nowhere near the worst sub (Barnes for me). I really like Barnes but he seemed to be trying to prove that Willock didn't do that bad a job before he was taken off. I also think Tino seemed to lack instinct when he was attacking. It was not horrible. Fine margins, going against us and for West Ham, happens more often in football than just our games.

2-1 to us, Isak and Joelinton otherwise it will be a 4-0 to them with Pardew scoring all four and doing a 'fanks Mike‘ dance celebration before headbutting Mad Dog

How can you be this weird and this boring at the same time?

*sighs.

Trained as a barrister. I mean barista

Musk paid $44bn for Twitter. Today it’s worth less than $10bn and he still owes $13bn in outstanding bank loans he took out for the purchase. It has haemorrhaged advertisers and it’s shift to right wing politics means its value is only going to decrease further. I know it has brought him benefits like being closely embedded in the next US government but he has taken a hell of a financial battering over it.

Freddie Woodman sent-off for two yellows last night. Takes some doing for a keeper, that. Only other one I can think of off the top of my head was the Wimbledon keeper before Vinnie Jones went in goal.

She also had problems with James Woods iirc, another upstanding citizen....

Oh in that case I think I watched one of the newer ones cos there was no voice over. I still think 2049 was a big improvement. I was thinking about that Sean Young wife who played Rachel. I remember as a kid all the patter about how she was "difficult to work with" and how that more recently was exposed as code for "not up for being knobbed by studio heads". Turns out she filed a complaint against Weinstein in 2017, so it was probably mostly that cunt.

Maybe the mackems were right and every team we've beat has just been shit?

His total lack of self-awareness isn’t improving with age, I see

I don't see the creativity. I see us making opportunities, but through function rather than flair. There's not enough invention, for my liking. Not enough joy.

Two of the three you mentioned missed great chances (not for the first, or second, time this season) not sure that's the managers fault tbh. The way we're playing is creating chances, but our supposed "crown jewels" aren't taking them.

Classic hand down their knickers before you've even asked their name vibes from ewerk.

I was ready to go this time around, but CLASSIC ewerk getting in before they'd even turned the floodlights off on Toonpack's shame.

Eddie’s ‘relieve pressure on an under-fire manager’ mags to deliver again, I’m afraid.

I’m going for a 3-1 win to us. Guhei with all four

Noticeable Gemmill hasn’t posted today, not that I’ve noticed anyway. I hope there’s not a head-torch at the bottom of a ditch shining in a desperate plea for assistance for it’s multiple broken boned owner.

100% Jimmy Saville

Let me clarify. Slot winning the league with Klopps team would show Klopp up for under performing after spending fortunes for years. The buck toothed cunt. However personally, I hope liverpool never win another trophy in their history.

Paisley Park has taken a battering.