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Well, you can say that Kev but this is what the now semi-permanent Mrs PL had laid out this morning in preparation for our tea tonight 😳

https://bsky.app/profile/jwsidders.bsky.social/post/3lcfgvzpywo2v

I’m in a state of concert work at the moment. My little mug side line has gone a bit viral this year (thanks LGBT and Golf people) and I’m currently working 18 hour days in my converted en suite banging out mugs. With 3 heat presses on the go, I’m reduced to limited clothing and I feel like one of those women who make drugs in some Colombian jungle. The conservatory is now just a cardboard city of empty mug boxes and the front lawn is full of pallets. Merry Christmas neighbours Naturally I’m taking full advantage of Mrs CT and any CT child who makes the mistake of showing any sign of inactivity. Counting down the days to last posting day when my 15 minutes of mug fame will end and I can return to my usual slobbish state.

Ooooh, I love a good rant.

Aye, or he’ll have mugged himself off

"I say, the current semi permanent Mrs PL, are you in? It's just me back from changing a few of yon light bulbs at work, I certainly wouldn't be greetin' the now if you were to put that kettle oan, hen."

Fuck me, we even get good draws when I'm at work as well!

The US is over as a functioning democracy and has been for some time, it is in technical terms a failing state and in a lot of ways we shouldn’t give a fuck anymore and just act as bemused bystanders. @Rayvin’s assessment is spot on but it just no longer fuckin matters. A country so depraved that a significant minority believe lurid conspiracy theories(?) about hollywood paedophile rings has just voted in a man who was on the same flight lists as Bill Gates to Epstein’s paedo island. I’m not sorry for decent US politicians and citizens because it’ll all happen here soon enough too. Am past fuckin caring. So fair play to that silly doddery old cunt for looking after his troubled son. If we’re concerned about corruption wtf was the cunt doing on the board of a Ukrainian mining company in the first place? The Russian dolls of international white collar crime all merge into one mass of bullshit in the end and the FBI’s main task now is protecting the bad actors in both the GOP and Democratic Party from real consequences which would see 1000s of politicians and businessmen behind bars if the US was in any way a functioning democracy. It’s fuckin over folks.

CT running his own one man sweatshop

Cant believe I've actually found one of him in your gear.

Getting paranoid about his hairline. We've all been there.

Fyp

South Korea were just concerned you lads had run out of things to fill your nappies about.

“EERECSHORN PROBLEMS”

I have a MAGNIFICENT head of hair (for my age) so no. We fuckin haven’t

I thought you were a crypto millionaire. Can't you get someone else to do that while you wear women's clothing?

Jesus was a bit of a catch, to be fair. The man's got good taste.

Make a shed in the front garden out of all the pallets, to ‘bang old mugs’ in. The neighbours will love it your Mrs. will too.

I don’t miss hair, (just have a scattering), as you save all that bother with washing and drying and all that goes with it. Tried one of our lasses cancer wigs on the other day and while it’s true I looked pretty hot, I couldn’t be doing with all that extra weight on my head.

Sorry, only just seen this

Bromley the only team out of the 92 in the league to have a Conservative MP Tory cunts

Well… wait till you see who’s replacing him..

It does seem like it. Appointing a bunch of grifting lunatics into positions of highest power and getting them to implement introducing near suicidal economic policies. We're going to see how far "common sense" gets you compared with using experts. As scaramucci says, it's like getting one of us arm chair pundits from toontastic to manage NUFC. I mean, fair enough if it was me, we'd be dead certs for the PL again, but imagine if one of you fucking no hopers was given the gig? We'd be beneath the mackems in 2 seasons.

Agreed. His son is a fucking idiot, no question about it, but he's been singled out and treated differently to anyone else. And this is against the backdrop of all of Trump's court proceedings falling away because he's president again. It's not a great look, but why the fuck would he let his kid get treated like this given that context.

You're giving office etiquette advice? You are?

Are any of you familiar with the saying “never trust a badge kisser?”

If the beer-swilling cunt can point to the Chagos Islands on a map without looking it up first I’ll eat my bleeding heart. Someone needs to take this whopper out flying again, do the job properly this time.

I just typed this in my family WhatsApp group and my mother is now asking me why she has looked at falconry. I don't know why but it has really made me laugh.

FUCK OFF YOU CUNTS. That is all. I mean, I'm chronologically 3 or so years older than Gemmill but follicularly and groovily easily a decade younger.

Especially korean jesus

Just apologise by PM if you want to keep it on the DL.

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bill_Clinton_pardon_controversy

live footage

(but yeah, we're losing this one 0-2 or worse)

Trump has nominated conspiracy nut Kash Patel to head up the FBI. Honestly that country is gonna fall apart. The lunatics are taking over the asylum.

Could be canny. I'll draft you something for a cut.