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he says he's fit then backtracks.

I think they should buy callum wilson instead.

"Fucking tell iz about it, wor kid! Times that by a thousand an aahl when you're the main source of information for black and white thirsty punters who like Depeche mode virtually said on top of the pops in the 80's once, they just can't get enough. This is where Alan Oliver's little black book of contacts for retro pieces comes into it's own, like. Ah'd be fucked if ah lost it."

"I've had more cockendth than weekendth" would triple your sales.

They should get in touch with Johan Bakayoko, rumour has it he's got extra inches to spare.

Hmmm, therer's money to be had from mugs, just ask CT. I mean the thing is this is marketed as liquid death. How about we band together and make a brand where there is some real jeopardy? Source our water near some drain in Pennywell and call it Cholera water? Great for weight loss too if it doesn't kill you.

FYP

I want an Ice cream I want an Ice cream I want an Ice cream I WANT AN ICE CREAM you can’t have an Ice cream I want an Ice cream I want an Ice cream I want an Ice cream Oh for fuck sake, here, have a fucking ice cream. don’t want it

Fucking cheeky bastard! "Sorry, who are your good players again?!"

I know he's not choosing to get injured, but it's beyond a joke now. Howe clearly doesn't trust Osula yet so we need to pray that Isak can somehow play every game this season without picking up an injury

Aye. Feel much better but I was fucked for a bit. Better now than crimbo I suppose.

You’re a nice guy @LondonBlue, don’t fuckin spoil things, capice?

Number 1 in the gay charts…. (I was going say “ more cockends than @Howmanheyman had jobs” but it’s got to be a bit realistic)

Also applies to NUFC-supporting sofa salesmen

"If I survived the 1980s, I can survive Liquid Death" for the gays

@Christmas Tree how about a "Just drinking my Liquid Death" mug? 50:50 on profits. "Don't mind me... just drinking my Liquid Death" if you want to get a bit cheeky.

£3.59 for her cans of water.

I cam off Insta a few weeks ago as it's wank. But there was this lass who used to ride with us. Decent triathelete and great craic . Anyways, she's got into this fucking Hyrox shite and was spamming Insta with this a couple of months back Shes now fucking blue ticked and 'sponsored' by them. One of the lads asked what the sponsorship deal was. 'I got 20% off' daft cunt.

I like this, but also don't like it because it's still poking fun at Miggy. The last time this happened Miggy suddenly started churning out top shelf goals... so...

Probably surprise his agent going off the above quote

Are we all in agreement that if Howe pushes for another extension on his contract we pull out the bedsheets and march through town?

"Maaaam. Uncle Grimmy has broken into the shed again."

The sooner this euthanasia bill passes the better.

FAO @Rayvin. https://www.theguardian.com/politics/2024/dec/12/majority-of-brexit-voters-would-accept-free-movement-to-access-single-market-uk-eu?CMP=Share_iOSApp_Other Must admit, if the majority of Brexit voters would accept FoM, seems like it is now time for Starmer to at least introduce this into the conversation. Simply ignoring Reform isn't working, they need to be taken head on and as a bonus it would be good for the tories to nail themselves to that mast again. I'm not as critical of Starmer as others are, I see how difficult things are. But now is the time TO MAKE THE ARGUMENT YOU SON OF A TOOLMAKER.

I've noticed this Liquid Death drink turning up on TV shows and some things on YouTube and assumed it was some new energy drink. Just googled it and it's fucking water (natural artesian water if you please). Cans of water. For £4.49 a can. You can get it on Amazon if anyone's interested.

Tbf, there's a few extra pros who have developed early onset dementia and died earlier than they should have due to a lifetime of heading footballs. If they can knock a few years off that trauma then it's probably common sense rather than BEING WOKE

Don't worry mate, these two have been giving it this to one another for months now:

You been reading other people’s emails again?

sorry simply liking this wasn't enough. sombre work mood completely broken into pmsl.

Lads, he reckons he's not being cheeky! I can practically HEAR the silent extra question marks.

If he shaved that facial hair off he could still get away with being 17.

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Massive story breaking on the Emerald Isle @Christmas Tree https://www.derrycityfc.net/2024/12/its-fergie-time/

Ah, thought I hadn't seen this kid for a while? Attaching himself to Almiron, coming over to the toon, getting his pipe well and truly serviced on twitter by some of our sershul media fans. He reminds me of Aled Jones new album, 'What am I going to do now my bollocks have dropped?' (but swap 'bollocks' for 'miggy').

Located by a 4th generation water diviner

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If we loan out Sandro and keep Longstaff I would be thinking Howe is on glue like.

Never happy, this cunt 👆

Obviously there could be something to it. But when you’re a daily newspaper, devoted to football (more or less) in a football-mad country and it’s outside of the transfer window.: That’s a lot of column inches to fill

I'm immunocompromised, so covid, flu and whatever else jabs every year. Mate and I both got covid about a month back, probably when we went and saw Yard Act and the place was rammed, I'm six covid boosters in, he stopped at three because they make him feel like shite. I had a head cold and was a bit tired for a few days, two weeks later he was still getting over covid. Besides making sure my 5G is up to date, why wouldn't you get the boosters?

This could end up like "What have the Romans ever done for us?"

If you’re desperate to rebuild the midfield then he wouldn’t be a stop gap. i suspect Man City are going to splash some cash in January to get their season going again. i think is class by the way. One of 3 genuine blue chip players we have.

CUNT.

I’ve seen the Lee Ryder remake. 28 Pints, laterz lolz

Wilson is fucked again. Two months out with a hamstring problem.