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Hope everyone has had as Merry of a Christmas as possible so far! I am the furthest thing from religious haha, but more about spending time with family. My dog was very happy with his new toys, my lady enjoyed her new jewelry, brother enjoyed the signed boxing glove I bought him(Signed by Tommy Morrison), and my Dad especially enjoyed his new pressure washer! My mom just wanted a new microwave haha. Me personally, I got the new 3rd shirt from my brother, along with some other things. Overall, been good so far and about to drink my 5th cup of egg nog! Enjoy the rest of your day all.

We're a fucking good bunch on here anyways. You lot keep my chin up. Make me laugh, keep my moral compass on track FUCKING TORIES! and just basically make me smile.

Might be needing this fella to pay a visit tonight as my mam is doing the cooking this year...

I had the radio on and they were interviewing a couple who had done that….. they also spoke to some folk at Sandringham…

Short notice change of plans in the Andrew household this week. Weather and illness means its just me and my Mrs at home. Full roast dinner on, chicken rather than turkey but theres only two of us anyway. Shes making an apple pie for dessert. We've done alright.

You know that kind of drunk where you’re still relatively compis mentis but from the thighs down you’re absolutely bladdered? Aye, well… that. Mrs. and I have just attempted to clean up the post dinner detritus and had to stop several times due to pissing ourselves laughing at our inability to function from the waist down. Festive rattle is postponed

Just put BBC Breakfast on and they're outside Sandringham where a bunch of people have camped out all night for a chance to see the royals arrive for their Christmas. I'd rather have a whole fist up me arse.

Merry Christmas twats and twatesses. Thankfully only going to be sunny and 25 degrees today, which is a relief after a couple of 40 plus days. 😎🍻🥂🎁🎄

I think we're about to chuck the keys in the bowl with a Dutch couple! He's a cyclist and knows Botman parents! Lives near Van Basten! I don't know who to go for first! Him or his wife! Both amazing jaw lines.

I'm tentatively trying to drink some taste the difference prosecco from Sainsbury's because I know it's quality. I'm groaning and breathing out loudly in between each sip to let everyone know my sacrifice in trying to get with the Christmas spirit.

Just all decided to book up for Xmas at the lakes next year. Apologies @wykikitoon @Renton @Alex etc

Hey Guys, have a great Christmas

Oh and happy yuletide cunts. Just got home from working a news shift, happy happy joy.

Anyway, merry Christmas one and all..... "Leave it Tony, he's not worth it!"

Happy Christmas everyone. Hope your other halves all get you prostate exams for Christmas too

Well said that man..!

Me and the missus have finished prosecco bottle two whilst watching a Christmas carol, there's now an interlude for nibbles before resuming drink. I'm fucked, but merrily fucked. I'll suffer tomorrow but hey ho.

We’ve just had the original Now that’s what I call Christmas album on… had to explain who Gary Glitter was to brother in laws Finnish missus and his teenage son…bit awkward 😆

Giddy-up

Mrs Spongebob bought me a set of Japanese kitchen knives for Christmas, insisted on washing them herself as Ive been drinking since 10o'clock and is now sitting holding her thumb in the air waiting for the bleeding to stop

No shirt cuffs visible on this one. He's learned his lesson.

£15 so yeah merry fuckin Christmas 😑🤪

All the best lads, hope you and yours all have a good Christmas

Tell him to send Marco my best regards

Merry Christmas lads! 2 hours from home, can’t wait. Looking forward to tomorrow, big old meal with the families then too much wine spread over the afternoon/evening. Speaking of fingers up arseholes, I’m looking forward to my Boxing Day turd being denser than a Neutron Star, and the glorious feeling of emptiness that follows it… briefly, as I’ll be hitting the drinks fridge and whatever scran is left over. Might even make some proper deep-fried chips! Have a good one you magnificent bastards!

Gemmill’s just jealous at the size of their cocks.

In the interlude the drink and tablets wore off. Back on the water and tablets for the rest of the night till I crash out which won't be far off.

Christ! How pissed is Wyki, you’re one of those “I love you” drunks aren’t you !!! True what you say though 😉 All the best good bunchers

Just had a 90 minute snooze and I’m ready to go again

🎵 May your days be merry aaaand bright.... And may all...your....christ....masses not be shite. 🎶

Morts as the bairns say.

Oh and. @Christmas Tree were booked in here again next year so join us. They need a set of 'Alfred Wainwright didn't walk the lying cunt' mugs

"Kiddiefiddeläinen. You know, Pervijärvi. Nonceinen?"

All The Best Lads and Lasses. Hope you are having/have had a good one! 🎅

Just got back from a run. Windermere almost had a pavement pizza at one point tho. Wow what a great night 😂 Right I'm starving! Time for a shower then some porridge.

Merry Christmas you wonderfully curmudgeon bastards! Hope it's a good one for one and all. Weather has been fantastic in Sydney, 27ish degrees currently (6PM), preparing to commence more heavy eating shortly.

Send either of them my way first. I’m not fussy

Merry Christmas gang. May your sacks spilleth over.

Fucking 100% You should be proud anyways. It's all on Italian wine 🤤

On The Beach…

Yet we're told farmers keep the country going eh..

a very merry black and white christmas to you all and your loved ones!

There have been rodents at old Trafford for ages man