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Proud as fuck, tbh. My daughter told me when I picked her up from work this afternoon that she’d been asked to stay on permanently. The only one out of all the temporary Christmas workers. It’s not exactly splitting the atom, but she’s barely 17 and as she said, “Dad, it’ll pay for my gigs and drinks for parties “. She’s honestly a little smasher who makes me so happy- she sorted herself out a college place, has done the same applying to Uni, this is her 3rd job, again, sorted it out entirely off her own bat. Apologies- victory and wine

One goal, two goal, 3 goals, Ah-Ah-Ah!

Matt Cash btw. There's a BMW forecourt somewhere missing its number one salesman.

We are a good football team. Miles better than villa even before the sending off

Amazing result this. Villa turning up as our gimp team once again.

Some of them.

I’ve just txtd that to my 80 year old uncle in Gorton, Greater Manchester. He just told me to, and I quote, “GO FUCK YOURSELF. MERRY CHRISTMAS”

He was approached but he’d already committed to the new Ray Reardon biopic

Lenny Henry's Christmas Special from 1987 is on BBC4 tonight. Might be of interest to the lads that post regularly in the joke and funny pictures thread.

🙂

I have to say, even though they’re such a beige non-entity who I manage to utterly ignore when we’re not playing them, I fucking love beating these cunts

Come back any time Grenville.

Yep, remember Brereton for Southhampton. That sort of absolute cheating is why football is broadly mocked in certain circles.

“ I jest caahn’t see Howe’s men getting past the newly rejuvenated and impressive looking … ( excuse me, I’m going to have to stop and clean myself… ), Man Yewnited, can you Greavsie?” Double vodka, whisky chaser… thanks “Aye, -as impressive as New Castle’s form has been over that last few games, they just don’t stand to scrutiny and my massive bias” “ Pair of pints please, and then bring me the finest wines known to humanity” “ It’s a tight win to UuuuuNited for me, Jimmy” “ In a break from tradition, I’ll have a double Babycham, you Scouse cunt.” ”Oh yeah, 5-0 to Knewcarstle! Hic…”

Emerged between 9-10am today, and was the densest thing I encountered until @sobonthetyne showed up. Almost an ace too- tiny amount of wipeage visible on 1st sweep, totally clear on 2nd approach.

When we went to his wedding I saw possibly my all time favourite bit of graffiti: “Rab fae Cardross is a grass”

Does a great line in novelty mugs though

Gordon says Graeme Jones deserves the credit for the goal as they were working on that exact shot yesterday

Aged well, they looked shite. Their managers role in the new Nosferatu film has taken it out of him

This went well.

"Newcastle have had it easy" Fuck Off you commentating Cunt

If it wasn’t for him and the goalie it’s 8-0

Completely agree. Given that the yellow was at best, fairly harsh then any play acting daft cunts like this should also be given a yellow

Pathetic. There needs to be repercussions for stupid behaviour like this. Fact is, if you go down, opposition could get a red and nothing happens to you. It just encourages it.

I think I prefer the Chinese spam.

Lying her watching Die Hard 3 and thinking of poor Wyki finally realising his fantasy while trying to thumb in a softy to the Dutch bird and regretting the decisions he’s made today.

Man United continue to absolutely fucking delight me.

And blocks... and saves... we should be up 4 or 5 nil.

After we've sacked Howe.

I was poised for the Murphy arrow there. Curse the block.

Ahmed, let's just watch and enjoy the match. St Maximin obviously not playing this weekend...

That was never out. I saw the Arsenal game

Is the red violant conduct surely is. That's 3 matches then give him another for good measure for being a cunt.

Right call, no way VAR will overturn that. What a dodgy cunt, that's what happens when your captain is McGinn.

He's a terrible player

All the best to every cunt on here. I was fucked on high strength whisky and lager yesterday afternoon and dying today - stopped drinking at two, was sober and had rehydrated on tea and juice by 10 and still dying today. Not cut out for drinking anymore it seems.

@Howmanheyman Zulu. Today. 3:50pm on C4. The Guns of Navarone. NYE. 2:05pm on C4.

Just done the quiz in the hotel. One guy is arguing with the young lad readinf out the answers 😂 fuck me mate. You win a bottle of wine not fucking millionaire chill out.

We're a fucking good bunch on here anyways. You lot keep my chin up. Make me laugh, keep my moral compass on track FUCKING TORIES! and just basically make me smile.

Giddy-up