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Happy New Year to the Internets weirdest mix of rapidly ageing blokes. Start as we mean to go on with a bit of eye candy.

Have we not signed any cunt yet?

2025 Some cunt with a hat-trick

This is the worst quiz since which station called walkergate station is this.

I just thought I’d chuck that killjoy spanner into the works. It felt like it was what your little brain teaser really needed it’s all fairly arbitrary anyway. Given Jesus was probably born a few years before 1 AD (King Herod died c. 4 BC). Fucking hell, I’m boring myself now.

Fair enough, Alex. "Despite all the millennium 1999 stuff this century and millennium actually started 1st January 2001. The first year of AD or the Common Era was year ‘1’ not a year ‘0’. AD 1 came immediately after BC 1. Although obviously they were not regarded as that until later."

Have you not considered just playing mammies and daddies with her?

40 years ago, still remember like it was yesterday nursing the worst hangover ever sat in the farmer's rest, took an hour to force the first pint down. anyway...... happy new year!

I quite enjoyed seeing the fallout from the Edinburgh nonsense getting cancelled if I'm honest. Imagine being the type of twat that plans a family holiday around a late night street party in a country of pissheads on a day where there's no public transport and the locals all take the day off, then having the audacity to get arsey aboit the fact Texas won't be performing and none of the pubs will let your kids in. But aye. Happy New Year.

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Happy new year you complete set of bastards 😀

HNY twats and twatesses. 🥳

Maybe Carragher should've tried to auction him off after our match last night instead of Isak?

Seems the Atlanta assistant thinks they're signing Almiron.

You tried this one @Gemmill ? Got a nice retro feel to it as well 👍🏻

That's a euphemism if ever I heard one.

You’re plainly a good lad but I think you seriously over estimate the quality of the more seasoned posters on here (myself included )

I was also in the farmers rest before the game for that. Sat in our usual spot in the corner underneath the horrible pottery fox. Spent the evening in the company of Wes Saunders afterwards getting lashed in the Grey Horse in East Boldon. He said after the Gary Bennet foul Kenny Wharton screamed at him, Stay down, the mackem bastards off

Correct, both my kids have indeed had anal prolapses which was a bit disappointing for them considering the young age of them. Next guess.

Anal prolapse?

Happy new year! 🥳

Is that not the name Romans used for big underpants ?? "That feasting has made my arse huge and a bit runny. You slave, bring me my kekius maximus"

Happy new year, wankers x

One good thing about COVID lockdowns is that it’s completely killed any desire I ever had to go out the house on New Year

I've heard they've hired him specifically for the HT entertainment, apparently they get one of their players every match to re-enact a movie scene at HT and miggy's already let on to them that he fancies doing rocky chasing and trying to catch the chicken scene.

Just got word that one of my cousins girlfriend was one of the ones injured(Apparently she and a couple of her friends made a trip to NO for her 40th bday).Thankfully she seems to be doing ok but still shaky for obvious reasons. The guy who did it had a gun yes but more a crazy fuck with his vehicle which caused everything. Agree some gun related laws need to be put in place mind. Not going to say prayers for everyone as to be honest I am an Atheist.But they are in my thoughts and hope they can heal at some point.

we tried Lego Star Wars before. Lasted 5 minutes. I'm running around shooting people and she's stood in the corner staring up at the ceiling going "I can't work out where I am!?" Basically anything where one control covers your movement and another covers your aspect, and she's completely fucked. Very similar experience earlier in the day playing Escape Academy which is a split screen escape room game. I'm solving all the puzzles and she's Blair Witching it in the corner. It's all she can manage to get out of the room once I've got the door open. Cheers for the recommendation but she wouldn't play Civilisation, she'd consider it for dweebs. Will check out Bloons though, ta.

...will still be making this list.

Something just popped up on my phone saying your year in photographs in 2024 and it basically had about 12 photos including a tyre and a cup. (I spent 11 nights in Cyprus with the missus in that time so there was a couple from that as well). I'm not exactly part of the selfie generation.

Double whammy - sofas and squelch.

You know, you come from nothing, you're going back to nothing) What have you lost? Nothing

https://twitter.com/views09/status/1873998185569673629?s=12&t=7EP1snWKh3ho3iDGAoo5gw&mx=2 Karma! Worse than Almiron.

Aye Happy new year you lovely cunts

2024 2024-2024

When you're at home to the Toon and you go 2-0 doon, that's Amorim When you play 3 at the back and the defence is still slack - that's Amorim You've lost four on the bounce and you're frequently trounced - that's Amorim When Rash's in a mood and you should have kept Ruud.... Thaaat's Amooooo-rim

Picture 8 year old me turning up at Tyne Tees studios in my Newcastle tracksuit and bending her over the news desk. One for CT's wank bank.

Bloons. Stardew Valley. Factorio if she's a bit nerdier. Not sure if they're on X Box mind but bloons is basically everywhere, think you can even get it through Netflix. See, I'm waaaaay ahead of you on the whole 'coping with our dystopian future by playing co-op games with the missus' front.

Watford been doing well this season (Moussa Sissoko.captain ) on the fringes of the Play-Offs but getting a bit of a battering today. Their owners haven't sacked anyone for a while so Cleverley will be a bit nervous tonight.

Happy New Year from Bernie. You need to watch this. Musk, Bezos and Zuckerberg have ore wealth than the bottom 50% of the US. Sick. Feels like things are gone already but we can't give up the fight. We just can't.

All the best gentlemen, to you and yours 👍

Happy New Year everyone. Statistically speaking, we're due a good one, right?

EPL have charged the beige stamper with “improper behaviour” for the tantrum after he was sent off. Quite right too.

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