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Mo Salah enters the chat.

Actually is Craig Hope related to this guy? "I was happy in the gloom under Mike Ashley But heaven knows I'm miserable now Wrote a bleak story, and then I had a sob And heaven knows I'm miserable now In my life Why do I give valuable time To the toon who don't care if I live or die?"

It’s his latest grift. Our election periods aren’t fixed so he’s trying to engineer a campaign to call an election here. I don’t even think he knows what the aim is. Despite being wealthy beyond anyone’s dreams he’s bored with everything, hates just about everything and at the core of that is his own, putrefying sociopathic ego. A lot of humanity, unfortunately, deserves him though. Most, unfortunately, don’t

In other words, he's a white South African.

"Here's a chart plotting calendar days vs the days I'm at work, and as a bonus I've included metrics on when I'm actually being productive at work. As you can see the line gradually increases until it reaches it's peak around the 3rd weekend in January, then it gradually peters out until we get to 0 productivity in mid March that remains static until the end of the year"

When you back at work Dave?

Whats the point of having a "formation" if you're going to pick cunha and kulusevski as the base of your midfield? Just have a list

When he touched the ball outside of the rope, he was off the ground. He threw it back into play while off the ground, and ran inside the rope to catch it. Ridiculous to even be able to think that quickly, never mind execute it perfectly.

Canny few empty seats showing here on the telly. Then I remembered, it's Traitors season.

So you reckon he'll have some favourable TC's

I've only been off on the bank holidays and weekends me ol' mucker. If you wanna be the best, if you wanna beat the rest, Automation's what you need.

Love stuff like this: https://www.bbc.com/news/articles/c24nzeqq1l2o

I know Sky costs an arm and a leg, but that seems needlessly cruel.

They are all in the Canary Islands looking for fat bar codes to cry about online.

He's basically Diet Merson.

I did and got all confused So he's not out because the ball didn't touch the floor? It went over the line but his body and the ball we're not touch the floor.

Senor Hope wouldn't underestimate a fee we receive surely?

Wedding season marra. FTM

I’ve met and enjoyed a canapé and a drink with Diane Youdale. Lovely woman, even better looking in person. You can proceed to be jealous now

@Gemmill on his perch again

Think it puts Ipswich's "failure" and Chelsea's "Success" into context. Ipswich matching only 3% of Chelsea's wage bill.

Incontinence pants made from pasta are Tena penne

Gan on Wyki, batter the cunt

Leicester is a surprising one! Arsenal too keeping it tight on wages. Great stats Fish!

Only thing to add to Alex's post is the player must establish himself back within the field of play before catching the ball (two feet down or have touched the infield ground).

That’s the rule. It’s not a boundary until the ball either lands over the boundary or touches it. If the fielder is in contact with the ball and touches the boundary or steps over the boundary whilst fielding the ball or catching it, then it’s a boundary. So in this case he stopped the ball landing over the boundary, even though it’s apparently crossed the line. Applies whether it’s a four or a six. You can flick the ball back to another player too where the same rules apply. Obviously if you do it when the ball has already bounced inside the boundary you’re only preventing a four. If he’d flicked the ball back but had failed to catch it before it bounced inside the boundary, he’d still have prevented a six being scored. This sort of thing was virtually unheard of until fairly recently but the standard of fielding is incredible these days.

I took each clubs' wages reported in the latest accounts, totalled them up, and had a play around with the figures. So, total wage bill is c3.227bn a year. 20 league clubs. So an equal wage cap would be 'fair' at around £161m a year for each club. This shows how much each club would have to cut, or to spend to match that cap. As it stands, Man City have the biggest wage bill at £359.3m a year on wages, Ipswich spend the least at around £11.9m. So, with that in mind, the difference between each league position could be expected to be around £18.3m. e.g. 18th, 19th and 20th would spend £54.8m, £36.6m and £18.3m respectively, while 1st, 2nd and 3rd would be £365.8m £347.5m and £329.2m Green line shows that gradual increase, blue line shows actual wage spent. And here is how much each club has spent on wage, per point they've won so far (Wage on the axis, pts by the bars)

Alexis Colby, your drag name.

We also get Shay and Sir Les on our coverage occasionally and they seem sound/not brain dead. The rest are thick as shite and Owen has the ability to suck all the oxygen out of the room he's such a dull, thick, vacuum, the cunt.

Unlike Warnie, who was just called Warnie because he had a huge cock? Cricket, it's so confusing!

If you thought Sherwood was bad, insights from Troy Deeney on wor Fab

That's why he's called the Big Show. 🙂

I think I have worked out why you're a shit manager Tim.

Good fun isn't it. Did you see Maxwell's catch? 🙂

In an innocent ‘crush’, long before my balls dropped-type of way, I would’ve been into Secker, Linda Evans and Floella Benjamin at various stages in the late 70s / 80s.

I've heard they've hired him specifically for the HT entertainment, apparently they get one of their players every match to re-enact a movie scene at HT and miggy's already let on to them that he fancies doing rocky chasing and trying to catch the chicken scene.

Sheffield United are shit out of a toilet

I only live about an hour from Charlotte and go to a lot of their games.CFC needs another attacker on the wings and think Almiron would fit in nicely in Dean Smith's system. However, I just have a feeling he will go elsewhere.

I don’t need your respect, you’re a gladiators enjoyer

It was somewhat vague to be considered an explanation of the rules to someone who didn't know them. Taking into account the audience, Alex, primarily, and I provided a full explanation to overcome your shortcomings. Soz like.

He looked calm as fuck too Superb.

Happy new year! 🥳