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Agreed. (Until you post on here about it).

Truly terrible to see one of our best players back in form again.

Spurs fans to their lass when they got back home..... "Black! Black! Like a dark cloud descending and sitting on the pitch refusing to go off for the substitute! Black! Black! I threw my palette down in anguish! Black! Black! I kicked my easel over in despair!"

Just wait until this approach crosses over in to your dress sense. My kids refuse to go out with me since the kilt and Crocs debacle…

Just thinking there. How do you reckon Jermaine Jenas's Christmas went? I hope he spent it with Gregg Wallace.

"You boy! Is the transfer window open my young fellow?"

Reminds me of @Jimbo’s Magnum opus

As an aside to Musks meddling in politics; Hes started carrying his son around on his shoulders all the time, since that healthcare CEO got shot. Hes also in the process of being exposed as one of his own biggest follower/advocates/super fans on twitter. Adrian Dittman, and some of it is absolutely next level embarassing. I cant fathom being the richest man on earth and being such a fucking loser. Id have absolutely vanished from the public eye years ago.

On the subject on Xmas (-ish), there’s a house on my estate and they have a themed wreath on their door, which varies throughout the year, which seems to be a bit of a trend now. They also put themed decorations up in the small tree next to their house. So Easter, summer and so on. It’s on my way to the metro and I also often go past when walking the dogs. This year I noticed the Halloween stuff replaced the summer theme on September 1st Even better the OTT Xmas decorations, including tinsel wrapped around all the lampposts nearby were there on the 1st of fucking November. I went past on New Year’s Day and they’ve put up a pink wreath and pink heart decorations up in the tree for Valentine’s Day. Seriously, what are people like?

When my laddie was about 4-5, he got a tape measure in his Christmas cracker. I showed him how it worked, which he understood pretty much instantly, he’s a bright lad. Measured my head diameter- about 25-26 inches. Measured his, but went from the other end of the tape- I got him to put his finger on the tape , then read it out to us. 52 inches or so. He was absolutely convinced, but utterly confused, that he had a monumentally large head. This went on, every Christmas, until he finally sussed it when he was 10 Both Jenas and Wallace would surpass his false bonce measurement, genuinely, by a significant margin, the fucking massive-headed, creepy fucking nonces that they are. (If I had to choose which of the two I was most pleased about being publicly humiliated, it’s the one with the 90° angles to their ultra large cranium. )

The dream we all dream of. Everton vs Sunderland. In the world series of shite.

When Farage isn’t right wing enough for you then you’re in trouble.

Sucking cock and having babies

He tried to get his arms down, but last night watching MOTD it looks like it hits his chest first and then onto his shoulder. So not a hand ball.

This is why Brunos goal was ruled out a few weeks back too

Yep, thought exactly the same listening to them at the game. Literally every time one of our players went down it was "get up you cheat", and whenever one of theirs did, it was "ref!!" I tried explaining the Gordon one to a couple of friendlies in the boozer afterwards, saying that Gordon wouldn't just go down from that position, as it's exactly the point he likes to unleash a curler (just for you @Renton) The "time wasting" thing really got on their tits though Botman strolling off when he was subbed, Joelinton sitting down for a bit. Bloke in front of me kept slamming his seat down before fucking off with 15 minutes left to play. You can guarantee if they were in the lead then their players would be doing the exact same thing.

Fuck that, if he's not selected, then he doesn't do an ACL playing against some farmers league national team, happy if none of our squad ever get picked for their nation again tbh.

Why does Botman need to start? Fabs is back, he only had a one game suspension for too many yellows in the league - means fuck all in regard to the cup. @Howmanheyman just needs to get his hiney back to work on Tuesday night and stop pissing his pants, we've got Gloomy and CT for that sort of behaviour.

At my school we’d have read Smash Hits but it would’ve been reading a copy one of the lasses had bought on the sly. You’d never actually go into a shop and buy it. Even though it was decent and would feature some bands you liked. Also one of the few decent things about getting old is you can like any of the stuff you liked growing up. I really liked loads of disco/post disco at the time. Talking early 80s I guess. But I wouldn’t have admitted to it a few years later in the 90s. And probably didn’t really like it for a while. Especially stuff like Shalamar and all the stuff Bernard Edwards and Nile Rogers did. Most of which is fucking sensational imo. But now I don’t give a fuck because I’m an uncool middle aged dad. That’s another good thing re the Chart Music podcast. I.e. it’s the absolute perfect time in my life for me to be listening to it with the attitude I have to music now where I just like stuff and don’t have any hang ups about what people might think about my taste.

No. Sounds either that would be a bus man's holiday to me or an annoying polemic by a guardianista journo with no qualifications or real knowledge of the subject. It's very complicated. It costs minimum of a billion pounds to develop a drug with no guarantee of return. Some of them are used only in a handful of patients. Pharma exists within the capitalist paradigm, no shit Pharma companies want to make money. I'm always puzzled while they're singled out. I mean, the forward to that book, he uses covid vaccination as an example of their negative impact on the world. I mean, what? The vaccines literally saved millions of lives and allowed us to get out of lock down. So companies made money out of it? How awful, they shouldn't have bothered. Not that I don't see bad practice in my industry, I do. But it's still probably the most heavily regulated industry on the planet, along with air travel, nuclear etc. RFK jnr may change this, we'll see, but it won't be for the better. I did read Ben Goldacre's book, Bad Pharma, a couple of decades ago. He's a good writer and a qualified doctor. I still found parts of this hyperbolic though. That's the problem with writing a polemic, you cherry pick data to prove your narrative, which in this case is highly ironic.

Rome derby end to end so far, 1-0 to Roma, cracking atmosphere if anyone is bothered?

I would hope he's not

Fucking Mummy!?!

sadly I don't think there's a hope in hell of man utd going down, even if they'd been hammered today. my one remaining non nufc hope for this season is that the bindippers have a titan submarine like implosion.

feeling badly let down here that anfield and it's entire contents didn't plummet non stop to the fiery hell of the earth's molten core.

It would be fucking glorious if the wheels came off for Liverpool. That's us 2 points closer to the title race this weekend anyway. 😎

I mean I’m not condoning what he did. But at least with Jenas you could see how a former premier league footballer might think they’re god’s gift to women. But Wallace’s ego seems to be largely based on being an overweight middle aged bloke who lost a couple of stone and started going to the gym. The fucking state of him, man. Mind, I doubt there’s much between them in the who’s the biggest cunt stakes.

Someone who spends their weekend in A&E badgering the triage nurse for more bandages. 4 goals in camal.league 😂😂😂😂

Late Fulham penalty. You and Everton.

Aye, well worth a follow

Absolutely nailed on he's doing this wrong. Not a doubt in my mind.

Richard must have put a poll up about sacking their boss and then got dry bummed on the results.

been having a sunday morning lie in browse of their forum, some tremendous angst on there. loved this little interchange here though, richard arlison is very obviously the north london equivalent of a slobbering mackem halfwit, shot down in flames by the voice of reason......

It’s fascinating reading the spurs forum and then our views on the refereeing. Obviously both contain bias but they are worlds apart. They are also whingeing about our ‘dark arts’ 😂

Well Garang Kuol is doing his best to make that dream a reality.

some more of this please Eddie and The Lads

Same as usual….get into them and fuck them up…..as the old chant goes

Ibrahim will be just waking up…

Aye, turns out "the guy who got Bournemouth relegated" actually might have been a good choice.

These last few games.....

There's no excuse for being a cunt like that in an interview. Howe was under pressure a little while back, I'm pretty sure we were below Spurs in the league, and Howe's demeanour with the media never changed once. You can't go in a huff with people. It's not even like the bloke was asking particularly daft questions.