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Is this you @sammynb or is it @Gemmill? Could it be @Renton? My head's still battered from yesterday's Bournemouth battering.

Nah, I think we are pretty safe tbh.

Lee Dixon, Rio Duck Lips, but… If you took 10 tons of mince, put it in a whale sandwich , folded it in half, then put it in a castle wall, it still wouldn’t be as mind-numbing fucking thick as Merson All it says on his autocue is “ Breathe in” ” Breathe out”

Probably Rio, has the unfortunate mix of being thicker than a castle wall and having a bad case of the "Hello fellow kids...".

rio ferdinand. profoundly stupid. grotesquely ugly. whopping fucking thundercunt.

First 5 minutes, Hall looked like vintage Mark Stimson, was just a portent of what was to come.

I mean the point is we don't really have a squad. It's a massive drop off in ability across most positions once you start to rotate outside of the first 11. There's no way we came into this with 8 wins on the bounce if Howe had spent the last 8 games sharing the load amongst the squad. And no one was telling Howe to rotate players when we were keeping winning. We got beat. We were long overdue getting beat. Just let them get beat and we go again against Southampton next weekend. It's like AFTV on here today.

Someone's had too much Prosecco at the spa.

Need a Tripadvisor for football forums. Toontastic - Was called a cunt within 5 mins of arrival, strange fetish / ritual with match threads, could be some sort of pagan shite. 5/5, would visit again

This is what happens when you let John Terry hump your missus without consequence. It festers.

KSI is apparently going to fight Wayne Bridge. Yes, that Wayne Bridge

Disappointing to say the least. Not sure what the point is of having a squad when EH keeps running them into the ground. Yes the data might say they are fine but mental exhaustion cannot be measured by a heart rate monitor. They also looked like they all thought it was going to be an easy win. Hall has been our best player most of the season so it is hard to bench him but he's not quick and everyone knew he'd be up against a quick winger. Kelly is quick, he's also ex-Bournemouth, so you would think he's got a point to prove and as a bit of insight into his ex-team-mates but he doesn't even get on as a sub? If we are not going to use him when players legs are falling off and when he should be busting a gut to prove himself, may as well send him on to Turkey or where ever and get some money for him. Also, when are we ever going to get a player like Kluivert who can confidently take their chances and score goals from anywhere. I always rated his old man and was excited when he signed for us but that just turned out to be another NUFC disappointment. Now his midget child turns up to SJP and the cunt cannot stop scoring. Most of our final ball in the attacking half is shocking. And unless we are in the 18 yard box, it's like they cannot or are not allowed to shoot, test the opposition keeper ffs. Suppose it wouldn't be Newcastle United if they didn't build up your hopes before reverting to type. [/Hyperbole]

Seeing as everyone was shit picking out specific mistakes seems a bit unfair unless you do it for everyone.

It's a shame Anderson's first league goal wasn't for his hometown club but nice he finally got one.

If we’re allowed to chose podcasters then The Fish surely wins in a landslide?

Calculated risk but letting Almiron and Kelly go this month and being able to properly operate in the market in Summer is one I'd take. Yes we'd be technically weaker without them but they've got less than 900 mins for us put together this season, we can cover that loss imo but they don't get more valuable in summer by virtue of having less contract time and playing so little.

Probably easier to mention the ones who are half decent or tolerable? Anyway, in no particular order of shit pundits: Steve Mcmanaman: Cunt (Liverpool) Michael Owen: cunt, boring. (Liverpool and Man U, depends who's playing). Savage: Cunt. (Thinks he's Man U). Merson: Cunt, Thick, blancmange for a brain. (Arsenal, sometimes Villa, never Boro). Carragher: Cunt, aggressive (when Liverpool are criticised), likes to hockle. (Liverpool and sometimes Everton). Gary Neville: Not an outward cunt but thinks Sky Sports is his platform to waffle about 'Yanaahted' all day and night. (Man U). Keane: Cunt, dismissive of every cunt and any cunt, entitled as fuck regarding Man U, Roy, they're shit mate. (Man U). Alan Smith: ZZZzzzzzzz (Arsenal) Keown.: Tries to appear reasonable until arsenal are mentioned in a negative manner then he doesn't like it.(Arsenal). Redknaap: Engages tongue before brain, (Liverpool and Tottenham) Joe Cole: See Redknaap. (Chelsea) R Ferdinand: Cunt, thinks he'd have been a fashion designer if not a footballer so thick as fuck. (Man U, never West Ham or Leeds United). Murphy: as has been said, son of Lawrenson. (Liverpool, very occasionally Spurs). Scholes: Cunt, like Keane can't handle Man U being shit, doesn't think he's there to talk about anything or anyone that isn't 'Yanaahted'. (Man U). Haven't bothered with the non-entities on talk sport. Very noticeable that they're heavily weighted towards a few clubs ex-players.

As bad as yesterday was it’s nice to see Man United and Tottenham doing their best to brighten the mood.

Anderson and Minteh both scoring. Batten down the hatches.

Nor me. Otherwise.

I have more football knowledge in my C than A+B put together. Ferkin

Struggling to think of a better away performance given the context 1. 9 AFCB players out injured 2. 1230 ko 3. Our form going into the game. Their performance was a one off too tbf, if they’d played like that all season they’d be a lot higher than 6th. Our point down there was fortunate but decent. If we’d won yesterday Howe maybe would’ve rested some at Southampton next weekend. Not sure if he will now…

Well, you dress like Ty, so there is that. I don't disagree CMP but it was obvious young Lewis was in trouble from very early on and if EH cannot utilise a player he has signed twice, who surely would love to get on over his former employer, then...it's disappointing. And yes, I think quite a few in various match threads did make comment that it would be smart to get some of our mainstays off earlier and rested. btw like a man who spent the day being rubbed and tugged without a happy ending, having his champagne piped up his arse and his high tea sandwiches rested on his eyes, has no place claiming he knows anything about football, every. [/HYPERBOLE CUNT] 😉

You cannot go wrong with those really, even when buying for a cranky old whiskey snob.

Like goalkeeper was our problem yesterday

This thread is meant to be about what we lack, not proclaiming we were gonna do it this season

Better win. 0-1 - don't give a fuck which cunt scores.

He was trying to prevent a corner.

0-0 No cunt will score.

Rookie mistake.

Got to get 3 points from this and the next imo (Fulham at home). Then 2 Cup games to navigate then a potentially really difficult spell with Man City and Liverpool away sandwiching an in form Notts Forest at home. Still, you would have given anything to be in this position before Xmas.

This little fucking weasel picking on the rock bottom 6 point heroes.

Whoever wins this shitfest, the organisers will have missed a sitter if they don’t have John Terry jump in the ring at the end to celebrate.

This hat will the Swastika equivalent in a few years

Could've went third if only for a day, by tomorrow night we could be sixth.

How the fuck does this lad have interest from Juventus?

Merson is getting the work as a favour to keep him out of trouble, I reckon. He's fucking hopeless and genuinely doesn't seem to know what's going on half the time.

FYP

Well, there’s more than one way to skin a rabbit. Folk need to understand that A + B doesn’t necessarily = C. Things change. Perhaps some posters need to touch base with me more often and I’ll get their footballing ducks in a row for them

That’s the politest way I’ve heard anyone on here tell someone to fuck off

Waaaaah the nasty man won't let our drivel go without criticism. WAAAAAH. Get fucked.

I think one thing is clear to me. If Gordon or Murphy (or whoever it is) aren't on it, then Isak may as well be on the bench.

I know. By stretching out uncontrolled and passing it straight to an opposition player to tap into the net. The irony it then being disallowed for a corner. It just struck me as incredibly stupid, just let it go out for a corner in those circumstances. Iirc we have one of the best records at defending corners. This is just an example, watching us play out of defence today was hands over the eyes stuff, all match. The passing and decision making was really off today. Tiredness maybe a factor but I just credit Bournemouth outplaying us at our own game personally. What worries me is they're only a point below us now.

If @Christmas Tree makes a possitive comment on this thread can some cunt break his almost mackem legs? Please. And restart the thread.

Classic Yorkshireman

Couldn’t ask for a better game to rebound with one paper. They did look pretty solid against Man United until the subs disrupted everything. I’d take a 1-0 win now

7th here we come.

Dazzler surely earned a second bite after a 9 game winning run. This could be a season-ending lack of foresight. Reckless