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The Alexander Isak thread this morning...

NUFC's current powder situation....

Howe is FUMING.

OMG Dave that's what AT LEAST means, for the love of CHRIST.

You clicked the link, Elon nazi fanboy. Accountants, the SS of all businesses, audit accountants being the Gestapo. "Ve are only auditing ze robustness of ze systems unt proceedures and definitely not looking to blame people for errors, nien, nien, ve promise zer vill be nien names noted down in ze report".

That's quite a range.

Have just watched this. I don't think I've ever cringed so hard at a football interview. What planet is she on man ffs, why on earth would Howe particularly want to get into any discussion around that sort of thing? I fucking bet it comes up in her match report after the game too. "Eddie perhaps should have considered using drones to watch Fulham train and waffle waffle blah blah two paragraphs later ... and then Isak scored a tap in from 30 yards to steal the 3 points from Fulham at the end of a close 5-0 victory."

Her two questions at the press conference today, fuck me! Asking Eddie about some Canadian women's coach getting done for using a drone to spy on opposition and also giving a great example herself at how to drone as the question went on and on, then after Eddie answering her concisely whilst trying not to laugh at her she follows it up with another monologue/question asking him if he thinks the coach he's never heard of in a story he's never heard of should be given another chance? Funny as fuck when after another concise answer basically saying he doesn't give a fuck either way the NUFC press officer asks journalists to keep the questions a little more brief so others can get a go. ( I understand his sentiment as my sister could talk a glass eye to sleep as well).

Well this can't be bad news for us.

when it gets abolished.

He's at exactly the same level as last season (same stats over similar games) - the only difference is Howe preferred Miggy a year ago - I don't think he's outperforming his level to such an extent you could consider it a purple patch, I think he's just finding consistency through playing more often.

Too many if you ask me. We're only two away from the metro centre being evacuated because someone heard a C reg Ford Escort ticking in the red car park.

really don't understand why if they felt they needed to employ this cunt at all that they didn't just leave it for another 6 months and save themselves a canny wedge on wages. I mean what the fuck has he achieved in half a year other than a complete pr fuck up with his abomination of an interview?

So it turns out I need the whole thing replaced. FML.

Love how he puts an extreme example of a knacker calling him racist to try and convince anyone sane watching that it could be those pesky fans over egging it. No Keith, you would've been better saying fuck all because the majority of fans have correctly called your employer out and also one of your colleagues and they were FUCKING SPOT ON.

I’ll give you £25 not to watch it.

https://iandunt.substack.com/p/brexit-five-years-on-a-triumph-of?utm_source=post-email-title&publication_id=1833442&post_id=156160904&utm_campaign=email-post-title&isFreemail=true&r=172gw&triedRedirect=true&utm_medium=email Dunt, brilliant as ever. I've sent it to my mam, telling her she should read it as stuff like this needs to be heard, as this is the undeniable reality we now live in. I was round there the other day and she's among the final minority that still think it was a good idea, and she insists it's been a success. Bearing in mind, I've spent the last week opening savings accounts for her and getting her money transferred across, cos the whole process confuses her.... So she can't open a savings account, but she is in absolutely no doubt that she understands enough about trade and economics to unequivocally state that Brexit has been a success. Ridiculous, really, and underlines why we should never have been handed the decision.

Hey @Christmas Tree , guess what day it is. That's right, the five year anniversary of Brexit. Ready to own up to your mistake yet?

We can always play Tino RW. Offers little offensively but then again neither did Miggy.

The truth is, even if Miggy had stayed, Murphy getting injured would have fucked us. Cos Miggy isn't playing anywhere near the level Murphy is and, whilst he's always a willing runner, is more often than not a dead end to any promising attack. Obviously it'll be rose tinted spectacles time if Murphy gets injured, and everyone's hankering for purple patch Miggy. But if he'd stayed, we'd more than likely have been treated to brown patch Miggy.

Let me know when you find out what it is?

Aye:

Then raise it to the MAX.

You have a gift

Trump: "This would never have happened if we flew white hawk helicopters. DEI at it again!"

This thread is a good marker that F all has happened in the window. As Toonpack said it's all about the right signing rather than any signing. I think we have our targets and if we don't get them we don't accept next best. I'm fine with that. If we get champions league in the summer we'll obviously need to strengthen.

Being stuck in a lift with her and Glendenning....

I don’t recall having heard LT speak but it sounds she talks like she writes

Fish:

Aye Ewerk, if he sets up a chute straight in to the skip for the old tiles, he’s relatively legit. If he piles them up and has his skivvy carry them off the roof, he’s taking them away to resell them at a premium.

Aye, Irish tradesmen eh. There's one turns up here every couple of months with the most mental fucking accent wanting to knock all the moss of the roof tiles. I haven't taken him up on it yet.

sweet hire

That story is from fucking ages ago anyway. Does she think she has a scoop on Eddie spying on Marco Silva, and this was her Woodward and Bernstein way of hipping him to the news that the net is closing.

Hope reckons Howe seems a lot more comfortable with our PSR position than he ever has in the past. In the sense that he understands it, accepts the reality, and seems comfortable explaining the situation. Hopefully that's Mitchell doing some of the work to get him on board, and hopefully it's also cos he knows we're building to a big window or two.

Gotta love this. You know he might just be playing to his true ability right now.

What some people think Mitchell's job is... PAUL! TRANSFER WINDOWS OPEN.... The bloke has a job between windows, lads. If the CEO or Chair isn't happy he's doing that job, he'll be got rid of. We'll spend in the summer.

Yeah you're gonna have your hands full NOT providing updates about this one.

He’s lost his sense of humour. The wolf is now deep within him 😞

This ironically makes you sound like a Nazi.

"Get onto our PIF contact, let's get a few disruptor bids in for Wood at Forest, Mitoma at Brighton and Kluivert at Bournemouth." "Should I add Garnacho at Man U or Rashford?" "Hahahahaha, let's not give Ratcliffe any false hope!"

Well, I think that's the PSR problems all sorted.

PMQs is a good example. She started off turning up with 6 mad as fuck, completely unrelated questions. A lot of It culture war shit. And Starmer completely ripped the piss, and 400+ people in the chamber were openly laughing at her. That shit used to get the "hear hear" treatment, or some nutty backbencher would put forward a mad proposition and Sunak would thank them for raising this important issue.

We've lost one (and older Miley) the others rumoured are covered, Targett (not looking like happening) we have Kelly and Longstaff (again unlikely) where we have Miley. We need depth at RW either via someone better than Murphy or someone younger who will eventually be better than Murphy. You used the "bodies through the door" phrase, we do need that, but only the right bodies. If we have to wait for those, so be it, even if we can achieve a beneficial sale towards future buying power.

There’s no chance of Watkins going now but I look forward to a few months of pundits aghast at the sight of Villa having the temerity not to hand over one of their best players to Arsenal.

About a month before he died, my uncle fell in a vat of lard. After that, he went downhill rapidly.