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Doesn't he do this himself most days? Would he notice?

A lot will depend on which referee liverpool decide to play against us imo

The new admin lass has used a different font in an email to wykiki so he's really uptight this morning.

Start the Greek Odyssey at LB at Anfield and get him to snap Salah's ankle in two in the first minute. At least then he won't have been a complete waste of £20m.

There's no team in English football I'd rather beat in a final. There's no team in English football I'd rather not meet in a final, this season.

I'm gonna shit on the dippers desk when we beat them.

He's Australian. They are literally impossible to shame.

Thanks for the explanation, Captain Obvious.

ewerk aka The Stasi frantically flipping through the pages of his clipboard for a retort. "OTF.... What do I have on him?"

I think we've a chance of getting rid of a few ghosts and hangovers, but, and it's a big but, we need to not have any freak injuries or suspended players, I mean playing a bloke in a final who hadn't played for three years whatever it was while our back up keeper was on the other sides bench was peak NUFC at Wembley luck! However I get the feeling we'll be a bit more professional this time, hard game, they're used to winning cup finals, we're not but they're also used to swatting us aside, might be a surprise if end up not being that team on the day. What could ultimately fuck us if we perform, apart from bad ref decisions, is not beating them in 90 mins, they've just too much squad wise for 120 mins plus whereas we just haven't and a penalty shootout isn't going to be our friend if it got that far, 90 mins win or we're fucked but I think we can do it, I can see us being paggered before the thirteen minutes injury time if we're winning as well.

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Not that we don't enjoy your company but have you tried contacting one of the mods over there? Or, if you're after a little sport, have you tried Ready To Go?

Did you have your musical taste removed by surgery, accident or were you born without any?

Major trophy wins February 1974: Newcastle : 11 Liverpool : 10 Major trophy wins February 2025 : Newcastle: 11 Liverpool: 46 The comeback starts next month...well until Liverpool pull away with another 2-3 trophies in May, but it starts now.

And me.

@Monkeys Fist Sorry to hear your Mam's troubles, mate. It's a bit disappointing they can't pinpoint it up till now and this age can tough, you worry about your kids, they grow up then you have to start all over again worrying about elderly parents. Hope it's sorted for her soon and sorry I don't really have any advice from experience for you.

"There's a voice...... Speak to us voice......hang on..... I'm getting the words.....maxi.....no, that's not it....taxi!!! Yes, taxi......and..... queue. Also the word rohypnol."

So you can imagine how delighted I am when you keep using it.

And btw, researching that for that response, the all omniscient ChatGPT already knows the score.

Yeah but we can go at it without pressure because our best friends at Sky will ensure we're a complete afterthought in the entire build up.

KCG likes industrial techno and EBM. Nailed on.

There isn’t a team I’d rather beat more in a cup final

Howay Rents, we cannot think like that, every match is 50-50 and if we want to move forward we all need to take leaf out of Gordon's book and think positive. I've had enough of cunts like Collymore being referred to every time we play them. It's going to be about the Toon's positives, Gordon, Isak and Murphy ripping them apart. If our players truly want to leave a legacy, like Bruno has mentioned on a number of occasions recently, then they need not worry about what has gone on before, just what they can do in the future.

Bitch told me off for colour coding holidays in the calender

I see Gary Mabbutt is defending flange talking about injuries. Howe had similar injury issue last season pal and didn't get close to relegation or humiliated like you have just been. Fat cunt.

I could not give the tiniest of fucks how we win as long as we do.

It's obviously not a better draw, but if we win it's a better win.

I firmly believe we'll do them. We won't indulge in any of that "enjoy the occasion/experience" bullshit and associated "cup fever" it'll be 100% down to business. We did the "oooh we're at Wembley/am getting me suit measured" hoopla last time and we lost, which I am certain the team remember was anything but enjoyable. We're going there this time to win the fucking thing.

Described as a "knock" in Chris Waugh article. And to other knee than the ACL injury. Maybe a cork or something. Might even be the type of thing he'd play through if it were normal circumstances. Fingers crossed. Poor bloke has had a rotten trot of luck and he's pure class as a CB. We need him big time.

Only thing that gets you blocked, not even banned, from this place is being an AI spam bot, so you should be right, well at least until your lot actually turn up and make a game of it against us, then, you're out of here cunt! 😉

Was it because you because someone called you London Poo and you didn't take it well? We should ban someone but they apparently are allowed to abuse mods.

They and the insufferable cunts who follow them will think they’ll win regardless of who they’re playing…but deep down they’ll know if we’re on our game we’re a match for them in almost every department. Is Gakpo better than Gordon? Has TAA ever had a good game against him?..is MacAlister better than Bruno? Who remembers Isak putting VVD on his arse last season?… Theyre not that good, they’re certainly not as good as Captain Teeth’s champions league winners. It’ll be fuckin hard but we can beat these..

We've already knocked out the rest of the top 4 so may as well beat these too like. If we win it, can't see many tougher routes to winning it in history.

If the GP becomes the obstacle to you getting a referral, you could always just make an appointment with a private GP instead.

looks like City have launched a fresh apt challenge. this time to the november amendments. if only the premier league would stick to the laws of the land ... new apt rules challenge

look mate, it’s who they are. It’s who they are

Our lads might want it more than their theirs. They should still be fighting on three or four fronts and might expect to be able to turn up and beat us. I just hope we attack the final like we did against arsenal on Wednesday

Though Iggy speeding off his nut was definitely a highlight.

Should have just stuck to the facts and called him a rapist tbf

This is the attitude. Those of you going, oh we've not won there in ages or we never beat Liverpool - what's the answer, just don't bother? We're undefeated to Liverpool this season, how does that work with your superstition? We want to win stuff, these are the cunts we have to beat. Life has enough disappointments that we have to deal with, if you want to be a miserable surrender monkey, at least wait until the disappointment actually happens.

I really don't like Liverpool, intensely so, but I have to admit from what I have seen of Slot he is likeable, bit of a Dutch Eddie Howe in terms of temperament, technical knowledge and application. Level headed, listens to and responds to question with accuracy. Howe is obviously much better looking. It could just be that I'm on a high from the Arsenal game but what an occassion it would be to beat a high flying Liverpool. A final for the ages. There should be an incredible atmosphere in the stadium (mostly thanks to us) and our players will be ready for it this time. Just need to ensure we don't suffer any significant injuries.

Now now wykipoo, don't be like that, Ahmed calls Monkey Fist far worse things.

Might have to live here for the next week or so. I've received a temporary ban on bluemoon and i have no idea why. - You have been banned for the following reason: Rules violations. Your ban will be lifted on 14 Feb 2025 at 8:37 AM. Not sure if i should feel proud or embarrassed. Do you guys ever issue bans and what would i need to do to get one (Other than referring to Man United as United)?

You’re supposed to inject the bleach and ingest the ivermectin. Obvs

We can beat Liverpool. Just need to go at them without fear. Only slight concern is that we might give them a reminder of our intensity at Anfield beforehand. Think I'd rather those two games were the other way around.

Given last night’s shenanigans, fyp.

"Hey! Loving your football output Josh but we're getting some negative feedback from the oldie dinosaurs who support clubs that aren't 'United' or Liverpool football club. They're saying it's just Gary Neville and Jamie Carragher's channel. Any ideas to pacify them a bit, the subscriptions are falling through the floor otherwise I wouldn't give a flying one." "Yeah, sooner those 'saurs die off the better! Leave it with me, I've had an idea I've been chewing over for a while, might be a good time to put it out there!" ......A few weeks later.......