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Wonder if its a way to keep Trippier here?

Fucking hell, sitting here trying to fathom the logic behind these squad number changes, then I realise it’s an alphabetical list

I've got an EV but I'm fucked if it was going to be a Tesla, one because it wasn't part of motability, (quelle surprise!) and two, before I'd even heard of musk properly I just think they look shit. Now I know who and what he is they could make the car available on motability next time, change it to look like James Bond's car coming out of the sea onto the beach and I'd still think 'nah'.

"Yes sir, what would you like?" CT: "Err, I can't speak, errr.....best breastaurant in my life time, errr..... I'll have two dumplings please with squirted cream on them! Lol!"

My mate once dragged us to one in Prague and it was one of the darkest moments of my life. He was absolutely insistent we go and took the three of us out of the many brilliant little side street bars to sit in a plastic shithole where these poor women were parading around, completely hating every second of it. He loved it

CT has a new pre match ritual. Wonder Bar is OUT.

Barton'dYP

To be fair, he sometimes wears glasses when attempting to look serious so there's that and err....? (Bloke's a total knacker).

Aye, above all else, Teslas are a boring looking car both inside and out. The electric Ford Mondeo.

Ah Fist man hope you get your mam sorted. I've gone private a few times due to my wife insurance. Like Gemmill said just need a referral letter. Like Sammy said the gut is so complicated and connects to so much stuff it's mad. Even psychologically.

Aye. It’ll be absolutely fucking horrific and no doubt very popular

You don’t get rich by paying bills, correct?

That's where my lass works - half her customers are rich and or famous and half are tramps from the Shepherds Bush side of the road. Guess which half have trouble paying their bills?

I tell you what, when you compare Isak's 'offside' v Arsenal and his 'offside' v Liverpool at Anfield then see Man U's the other night.... the fear is real from officials because they know it won't be swept under the carpet v the red cartel like it is v anyone else and that's one of the reasons Ferguson, Arteta, Klopp etc all have been doing the touchline theatrics for years.

Probably not, he’s shite

I can't even bring meself to post anything in those threads, not even to take the piss out of your crocs.

mrs tbd's mother and her stepdad call each other 'toad' all the time. makes me want to poke knitting needles in to me ear drums.

My fucking yank b-in-law calls his Mrs "Snuggles" or "snuggle-bunny" and sometimes "ducky, wucky" in fucking public (he's older than me by 5 years).

VAR has its own massive issues but if we don’t have it, the likes of Man Utd, Liverpool etc get those offsides go their way all the time IMO. They still get the benefit with the tight ones but that was criminal last night.

With the apostrophes

Is a holistic GP a thing in England? Since being diagnoised with an auto immune I'm amazed how complicated the gut is and how little actually GPs know about it. Holistic GP tend to look more for the cause, oppposed to just trying to patch you up, in my experience. Things like leaky gut, SIBO and food intolerences are far more common than we realise and although not as easily fixed as a course of antibiotics, can be helped with a mixture of food/lifestyle changes and medication. Just a though and hope your mum gets it sorted MF, it's fucking dire when all you feel is sick and pain.

please, please, please set up some kind of swear word filter that eradicates forever fucking 'snu**le-b*gs' it's making my fucking eyes bleed.

That’ll be a 9.00am KO in Hobbiton, on the Monday morning. I’ll put a tag on the match thread for you…

I spent a wonderful night with a Hooters girl in Florida once. True story

To be fair, they’ve perfectly judged the taste the gift’s recipient

Isn’t that usually the case?

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Cheers lads. I’ll try the self referral route first I think. 👍

And me.

Bitch told me off for colour coding holidays in the calender

He's Australian. They are literally impossible to shame.

So you can imagine how delighted I am when you keep using it.

7 in a row

I'm gutted for him. It's horrendous and stuff like that can't be unsaid. He just now has to live with the fact that he knows a certain portion of the fan base think that about him, and will say it if he has a bad game. Fucking horrible. Not really something you can really even understand if that's not a thing you live with.

I think he meant Holland Park mind… unless the Design Museum has a mixed bag of tenants?

Should have just stuck to the facts and called him a rapist tbf

2-1 is a 50% improvement on the last three cup finals tbf.

rooting for you guys in the final. just remember to stay away from VVD's elbows.

He needs to get booed off a few times. That'll build his confidence back up.

Thing is, not just Isak, all our big signings under Howe have been superb. I can't think of a flop. But "My name is Keith, I'm thick as whale spunk, if not thicker" has decried all of them at some point. I can certainly remember him saying it about Gordon, Tino and Hall. It's like they did a brain transplant on him, but forgot to put in the brain. Even his fellow SMBers think he is as thick as pigshit.