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You'll have to toughen up if you want to last around here, you massive cunt.

Nah, they’re not bothered about us anymore, we don’t exist, and they’re certainly not pissing in their sister’s/mother’s/auntie’s/knickers in case we win a trophy …..they probably don’t even know we’re in a cup final or still in the FA Cup or challenging for Europe (which is just a holiday destination to them, and Crimdon Dene) I mean how would they know? None of them ever watch a single minute of our matches …..true story marra. Sad cunts that they are.

U ok hun?

My first ever cup game was Brighton, the cunts beat us 2-0. Found some old CCTV footage that captured me and my dad wishing the Brighton players getting on their coach home good luck in the next round.....

KD should’ve really got into the spirit of things and killed then all with an assault rifle

Briefly, when our departed chum signed up initially, he used his email with his first and last name and year of birth- incredibly common for email addresses tbh. This was an Arabic gentleman born in 1988. At some point, I’m not sure when, he changed his email to fit more with the persona of a lass named “something” like Monique Flanaghan or very similar. All very strange.…

Didn’t it come with a lifetime supply of pepperoni and pocket cheese?

The topsy turvy world of banking.

Final tickets process https://www.newcastleunited.com/en/news/wembley-ticket-news-2025 Most of us will be in pot 7 Pot 7, also known as…

3-0 Some cunt with a hattrick.

think i might have to take a break from here until around a week after we play. i think we're very vulnerable right now and we have real madrid either side so we're there for the taking if truth be told. however the game unfolds, we'll see incidents differently. what i think is blatant you'll have the opposite view and think its blatant too. obviously i'll be right but it's your forum so i'll have to keep stum. either i won't want to be here, or you won't want me here.

Is this how most mornings look in chez wyiki? "Ey up Callum, stop faffing about and get some clothes on, its cold enough to freeze a ferrets nipples! And close th' door, was thee born in a bloody barn?!"

King Charles enters the chat.

Aye it's a pretty niche crowd that would go there for that. I bet they were all pounding brewskis and slamming shots.

He's been taught that by someone recently

If they wanted to be impressed, they should have asked him for tax advice.

Another post needs deleting please.

impressive artwork, i need to get you to help me document my code. um, you cunt.

Aye, being called a cunt and told to fuck off is a sign of true affection on here mate- being ignored is when you need to worry. You’ve been nowt but decent and very informative since you’ve been here, so stick around if that’s what you’d prefer. Either way suits us, you cunt

A complete fantasy. I mean, a full house at Man City? Be realistic.

Impressive

One of our party spent all night thinking the dog rough shots girl was into him. He must be £100 down and still didn't get her number

Osula looks like he has seen up Wilsons shorts and is like "Feck me, it is 12 inches!"

I hope he rolled back the years and humped one of the waitresses. With his Maui Jims on.

Everything about this clip is magnificent…

Going outside to smoke a Cuban cigar and complain about communists is another favourite pastime of this sort of cunt too.

The BBC Sport website is full of Superbowl stories at the top of the page which seems odd for a sport that is very much in the minority in the UK. Can you imagine an American sports site giving that much coverage to the FA Cup final?

Man City are like the prim and proper good catholic girl who stayed faithful to her husband through hard times. But then she found out her husband had cheated on her so she spread her legs for the plumber, the window cleaner, and the newspaper boy. But now she's ashamed and got her faith back. Newcastle - the milk man - are knocking but is she going to let us in? Yes, yes she is. For Callum, anything is possible. 3-2 to the us's.

Also the last 'story' on look north was that as part of the 40th anniversary of EastEnders they're going to different Queen Vic bars throughout the country and they're going to be in the Queen Vic in gosforth with a special guest...... ...... The Queen Victoria bust from the TV programme. (The MLFs tune in every week for this?!?!)

no idea. mixture of fitness and form issues. Pep often says he wants the Jack from the treble year back. I think Jack may have misheard him and gone on the trebles though. he was good against, um, leyton orient

Big Balls' personal lurve anthem:

Both Gary Mabbutt and Kathy Secker have mouths which irrationally annoy the living piss out of me- they both talk out of one side of them, and it gets me in a reet Wykiki mither, ah tells thee. Mabbutt does get positive bonus points for waking up on holiday to find a rat had eaten part of his foot, but not enough to put the side-mouth negatives in the black Side mouth cunts ✅.

What you don't realise is that's not a still image, it's a video. Kudos to them for getting the atmosphere just right.

In 1998 I was in New York a few weeks before the world cup in France and we went to see an MLS game (though I'm not sure that's what it was at that stage) in the NY Giants stadium. It was a canny night out with the football obviously being shite but I overheard two blokes talking and one was trying to explain to the other how big the world cup was and he just wouldn't have it. The lad mentioned a TV audience of 2bn and the other replied but that's more than the superbowl - that's impossible. Yanks - nice but dumb since 1776 (and probably before).

Nah, even in nirvana he will get a call from HR.

lol my ban has been lifted. i guess an admin looked at the temporary ban and agreed with me my view of Ronaldo.

Shame you're banned on your own forum. You could end banned on both if we're lucky. 🙂

I love seeing those clips from the 70s, would've loved to have gone then as a teenager. RIP

He brings so much energy both in attack and defense. The only thing that worries me is that he would fit in at any top side around the world. He's contracted until 2028 so in a year/18 months I expect clubs to come knocking. Champions League and a contract extension in the summer would be nice.

His profession's magazine is named the way it is for a reason.

Plymouth the club who played "we are the champions" for us on the same night we relegated them. Class club and fantastic result and ... Liverpool

I really hope he can stay fit between now and the end of the season. Our bench is so much stronger with him on it. Obviously they'll have to manage his bench sitting time carefully to avoid a season ending injury.

Everyone knows Newcastle United love a number 9!

Tough one for PaddockLad that, sorry mate

🎵 No, this is a tribute team, sing....🎶

"Can I interest you in seeing my massive tool Mandy City?"

Because it made me laugh.