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Apart from the Wham hoodie reference my favourite bit of their tarted up account (that is effectively adjudged to be inaccurate) is this appended on the end: "It should be noted that Mr Tindall also displayed this type of behaviour last season at our match at Villa Park." Mr Emery can you please show us on the doll where he shushed you.

Knight Ryde with the latest news.

I am now waiting for the majority of PL clubs agreeing on a ban of Wham hoodies tbh.

https://www.chroniclelive.co.uk/sport/football/football-news/newcastle-uniteds-jason-tindall-confronted-30975523 "Both clubs and Victor Manas admitted to their respective charges, and Jason Tindall denied the allegation against him. The Regulatory Commission imposed a £30,000 fine and warning upon Aston Villa, a £20,000 fine and warning upon Newcastle United, and a two-match ground ban and £4,000 fine on Victor Manas. The Regulatory Commission found the charge against Jason Tindall to be not proven, and he will face no further action." Classic. The whole read reflects rather poorly on Villa and their staff including Unai Emery. Also appears that they were wound up by his Wham hoody and they threw in an equivalent to "he's been doing it all game ref". Poor diddums. Howe and Tindall just trying to do their jobs should not have to deal with such violence in the workplace.

I don't believe any of the stuff about Tindall getting aggressive and violent. If you're winding someone up by shushing them, you don't then turn violent if they react. You continue to shush them. Unai Emery is the Golden Snitch.

It’s mostly the accent tbf.

It's in the article. The commission almost sung Tindall's praise (to the tune of Wake Me Up Before You Go Go) : The commission concluded: "The Commission considered that, given the level of provocation he had received fromthree members of the AVFC staff in the passageway, including provocation from UE, theopposing team’s Manager, JT had acted in a remarkably calm and controlled manner. Although there was clearly some verbal exchange, JT appeared to be simply attempting to walk back to the NUFC dressing room. The Commission took JT’s prior controlled and restrained behaviour in the passageway into consideration when assessing how JT may have acted in the foyer."

Fair play to Aston Villa. Their account makes Mad Dog sound like an absolute legend.

I used to go out with a girl who worked at Polydor records. One day she rang me up and said meet me at the Brixton Acadamy tonight but wouldn't say why. Got there and there was a queue of teenage girls outside, wierd I thought It was a couple of nights before Wham were playing The Final Day at Wembley and they were playing a secret warm up gig and this girl hadd a couple of record company passes I though it would be a bit of a laugh but to this day it's the greatest gig I've ever seen. They started with Everything she Wants and the noise was just unbelievable. Lights went down screaming started, 2 spotlights picked out their arses twitching from side to side, place just went insane. Whole thing was fucking wild, watching from record company free bar with record company grade coke. What a might. Loved Wham ever since

Aye but you've been cheating since 2008 so it's swings and roundabouts.

St Mary's Lighthouse.

Hilarious. It reads like there was an incident at school and the head teacher has asked the pupils involved to write a report on what happened. I’d love to see Tindalls report.

No surprise Eddie had to step in as well because..... 🎵 Bad boys Stick together, never Sad boys Tu-tu-tu-tu-ru, woo-woo! Good guys They made rules for fools so get wise Tu-tu-tu-tu-ru-tu-tu-ru 🎶

Apparently he found out Arteta and Emery were members of the Bilbao Black Cats and he’s been ripping the piss out of them for it ever since

He wore a Wham top with the pic in my avatar on. It's him and Eddie in place of George Michael and Ken Wham.

The wham hoodie situation has me in stitches. Why did they bring up the Wham hoodie?

fuck me, turns out gemmill is noel fielding.

Incidentally does anyone want to join my conspiracy club where our match at West Ham was moved to the Monday night by Sky after realising the scouse cunts were in CL action on the Wednesday? I know it was announced before the second leg but I still smell a phone call from Liverpool to Sky - a call with the stench of burnt out cars and too many drugs.

Have you seen this Gino D'Acampo business? I'm sure he's said some shocking stuff, but one of the quotes is "If you don't get me a Cornetto, I'll fuck your girlfriend".

jason tindall (10-minute version) (taylor's version)

lower-case is all the rage these days. innit.

Aye. Drawing Salford, Leyton Orient and Plymouth has been terrible luck so far.

I did stop him in the fruit and veg aisle, told him I'd heard his broadcast about the Arsenal game and thought he was very decent, he thanked me and then I asked him if he knew Alex from toontastic and he said 'Never heard of the cunt! Do I owe him money?' before we nodded and went our separate ways. (He does look familiar and it's probably because I've seen him before in real life before seeing him online)

Yeah I like a bit of soft lightly herbalised cheese myself mate That’s me and the missus in the advert ☺️

Ken helped write all the songs you know

make me! step out of that water, come over here, and make me! no? didn't think so. pussy.

Edmunds set up a gotcha with Carol Smiley as the victim, never got aired for ladies toy that takes batteries reasons. Replacement stunt done.True story.

Had no idea about Wham and that George Michael was in it. Been perplexed as to why Villa would be wound up by a West Ham hoodie (and why Tindall would be wearing it in the first place) but it makes even less sense now

We still have taxis too, but I try to avoid them*. *Way to complementary this.

You should write a book SpongeBob… “my rock n roll life”

Was Tindall this much of a wind-up at Bournemouth? You’d presume so but funny how it’s only been brought to light now he’s here

He was a popular lad back in the day was Ken

What was the shagging hotel in Tynemouth called again?

What's the Wham crack about? Hilarious it's cited everywhere.

Oh he would, but it takes ages for him to dry his little furry feet, you’d get bored waiting.

We need to get that done before the online safety act comes in though. Ffs.

Impressive

Yes, he was with me. My natural erudition plainly rubbed off

Mainly because loads of their voters were voting for somebody worse. Don't have that option in the US

We ended up in the duke of Welly and we were lucky to get in there as everywhere was packed out. Was turtle shit tbh, far too full and some funny fuckers out as well who knew as much about NUFC as I do about wham videos and the extras who appeared in them.

Where did it all go right?

If you saw the cunt play you’d understand his point of view

I just thought the pop crazed youngsters would appreciate Ken Wham.

But we were assured that electing the anti-trans people would be good for women's rights. What went wrong?!

Handmaids tale incoming, step by step. https://carlynbeccia.medium.com/the-save-act-will-prevent-one-third-of-women-from-voting-1e890efe6f7d

Both need to be put on the register IMMEDIATLEY!