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He walked away from Man U with a £4.1m payoff. Not bad for five months work.

sounds like the day out from fucking hell to me.

Unrelatedly, I have a new desk toy.

Toonpack out with his mates at the match.

Thanks for ruling out that ever happening.

You see, lads? There is always a positive even when all looks lost.

This has legs.

Ein volk, ein Reich, ein NE bread for ham and pease pudding.

Can we not get back to the subject at hand? I.e. Blur

Cant remember which away day it was but remember some lads singing “Harry Potter is our friend, he shoots wizards” at a copper DAFT

🎵 Harry Roberts is our friend, Is our friend, is our friend Harry Roberts is our friend, He shoots coppers Shoots the bastards With a gun, with a gun, with a gun Shoots the bastards with a gun Harry Roberts! They didn't let him into the subsidised bar, The subsidised bar, the subsidised bar They didn't let him into the North Shields subsidised bar, So Harry shot them. TP gave a witness account, a witness account, a witness account TP gave a witness account And shopped poor Harry. 🎶

Yes please

Aye, up until recently I thought the Saudis were the good GUYS.

Have been mulling all of this over a bit and I state that I've arrived at a change of heart on my position on whether to vote or not vote for Labour in future based on my principles - I think in normal circumstances that's fair enough to do, and I'd stand by it - but given where we are right now, if Farage is on the ticket at our next GE, I'll vote for whoever the fuck is mostly likely to win otherwise, irrespective of what they stand for. I'd say the same should go in all Western countries - we have to defeat this cancer, get to a period of normality, and then put up safeguards. Aside from that, who's up for Germany re-militarising? Assuming they can hold off the AFD. We should just end any significant ties with the US. Traitors and liars. Under Trump they're just another Russia.

Spoken like someone who has never set foot in a council estate .. we were raised to think that there was only one thing worse than a copper, a grass. I reckon our parents thought more highly of nonces tbh My mate got pissed one night and fell asleep on a bench. A copper very kindly offered to give him a lift back to our other mate’s flat in Elswick and said mate was beyond raging that he got out of a bizzie van and walked into his like he’d just been collecting his blue giro. The copper was only doing a good deed, and my mate was worried his flat would get bricked because of it. The other lad was obviously not from a council estate and didn’t see the issue

Mods, name change to Toutpack please.

Lads calm down, the caldera in the US is going to blow just in time to wipe out 70% of the world’s population. At least it won’t leave nuclear fallout behind and we can build back better.

Aye, strange that isn't it I had a convo with some right wing twat the other day, suggested to him that joining a federal EU was a safer answer in uncertain times than going it alone. He refused point blank because doing so would usher in 'one world government'. Instead, he suggested, we could join the US as a state. Which is apparently completely different.

The father, the son and the holy spirit?

It's gonna be one of the great days on planet earth when this cunt dies.

No they don't, you just think they do because it's what they tell you to keep you on side. They want to further accentuate wealth inequality and privatise more and more of the system so that there is a clear differential between them and us. They tell you that they want to prevent immigration but as you saw from the Tories, they know they can't actually do this without fucking the national economy. All Brexit achieved was changing where the immigrants were coming from - this is because the issue is systemic within capitalism, not some sort of woke culture war. The sooner all of us start fighting this solely on economics, the sooner any of us might get what we want. EDIT - I'll add to this that falling birth rates in the West might be less of an issue if more ordinary people had more money in their pockets day to day. We have immigration in part because the rich have robbed us all.

Twit and twat.

Aimed at no-one in particular but there's a thread that may be if interest to some.

Aye, I do respect decent ones like. Because there’s no way I would ever want to do their job but someone has to.

Shit, Fist, so sorry to hear that 😔

Ah man, I'm really sorry to hear this. Look after yourself MF.

They have been great, so caring and sympathetic.

I wouldn't want their job TBF either. But there's definitely 'a type'.

"Tom, this is a carry on, and this man is taking it very, very personal."

toonpack out himself as police informant stick from spender.

if I ever win a prize of a night out with some coppers, you can have it.

They do when you fuck them.

Well isn't this joyous reading this morning.

See Brasil has some balls and actually have charged Bolsonaro for his coup attempt after losing the election. TBH this is all Biden's fault, cunt could have had the orange one tried and locked up for treason but chose not to.

There’s only really one safeguard that would be effective Trump Farage, that Argentinian prick and all the other right wing Muppets only there because they are Putin’s bitches The problem is Putin He needs to be removed from power You won’t do it voluntarily because if he did with a matter of hours, he’d find himself losing his balance very close to 10 story window. The Western intelligence agencies of Europe need to grow a set and take him out

I've thought about that too. I genuinely fear the Chinese less than the US at this point. I would build up trade with them at the expense of American trade. In this case physical separation will be a good thing, but they can buy our services and we their EVs. They will become the dominant super power, see how the US likes those apples. Bad news for Taiwan mind.

It’s ironic that the whole push towards trump was based on being terrified of globalisation and a one world government yet these lunatics are trying to push out leaders in favour of their mates so that they can all rule the world as a collective.

I made that suggestion on here a while back and since then I've noticed many other people suggest it. Not straight forward though, a major factor in trading is economic gravity, you can't physically shift where Canada is so it will always be the case most their trade will be with the US, even if that does involve tariffs. Incidentally this economic fundamental was seemingly too high a concept for the Brexiter gammons to get their heads around. The West has fallen, it has been decapitated. The World is being divided along 4 lines - the US, China, Russia and Brics, and the EU. The first three of those are authoritarian, a mix of communism and outright fascism. The fight in Europe is now to preserve liberal democracy. I would like to invite Canada, Australia, and New Zealand to that party. Maybe being in the commonwealth will count for something after all. We need to wake up, expel as much US influence as possible from our economies. It will be hard. But we are a collection of rich, educated, enlightened countries. We can do this.

I don’t cate about the dumb masses but what I really don’t get how the leadership from the republicans have overthrow almost everything they stood for over the last decade to appease two tyrants.

"A new direction". The dismantling of the federal government and a massive lurch towards autocracy. Yes, the course does seem to have deviated slightly.

Let’s not pretend that the US government has been a big success over the last 70 years. Its been a fucking shit show if we’re honest. It’s 36 TRILLION dollars in debt and everybody is miserable. Clearly after the last 4 years nobody can think that Biden was in charge. Kamala would have been more of the same. This is a new direction for sure and it’s either going to work or we’re all going to die.

His spirit jumped into Toonpack when he crossed over.

Someone on reddit made the point that while in terms of principles the EU and China are quite far apart, the one thing China offers that the US doesn't is reliability. China will view us as trading partners and customers, and can therefore be relied upon to treat us... as trading partners and customers. That's a relationship that can be clearly defined and understood. The relationship we have with the US at the moment, is nothing remotely close to being as stable as that.

I know, it’s so much funnier this way.