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What really matters is that we took all 2.8 points home. Fucking statistics.

So, rolling back the years here….does anyone want to explain Xpoints? how are we measuring that particular parcel of imaginary made up fuckin bollocks? 😀

"Gemmill v The Broken Doll, xDs (divorces) Vs xBOs (Banning orders) Moveable object Vs Stoppable Force And IT'S LIVE!!!"

And let’s face it, Gemma has more x’s than most on here 😀

"Fucking geddoff'iz you fucking bizzie cunt, whaddiva done?" "Sir, I'm arresting you for a serious breach of not taking xG, xP and any other exes that gemmill mentions seriously. You do not have to say anything. But, it may harm your defence if you do not mention when questioned something which you later rely on in court. Anything you do say may be given in evidence when ewerk dredges it up from his extensive toontastic database."

Well it’s not good to rush into these things, as you illustrate beautifully

Forest have put an official appeal in to the premier league as Andy Hinchcliffe wasn't sure about a free kick on Anthony Gordon about two phases before our equaliser.

Ha! Didn’t go!

Toonpack, arrest this man.

Unfortunately Forest win on the away xG rule.

what the fuck is this shite?

Wonder if this was Miggy's idea.

I don’t fancy the Stats lads chances- if only there was a way to show that…

A bit OT but there’s been some good ones today

He was very interested. Said had a nice lumper put aside for Scotties inheritance and would I be so kind as to invest it for him. Dropping the cheques off later today. You’re welcome.

One day soon, you'll have had an argument, and she'll walk past one of your wedding photos in the hall, stop in her tracks, and actually say out loud "Did that cheeky cunt REALLY turn up like that to our wedding? IT'S OVER!" Divorce papers will follow by the end of the day.

I like this nearly, but not quite, as much as the Inverness Cally one.

Dan Bongino? Sounds like one of CT's alter egos at his Boldon Mazola parties.

Steven Taylor getting in there

I don't agree with Merz on a lot, but at least he's prepared to say things like this (for now - we'll see how the reality of the job changes that).

Play the reserves, break as many of their players as possible, take the 3-0 loss for too many red cards.

Wilson should never get a run out again based on today. Two chances to put the game to bed and the daft greedy cunt put himself over the team. I fully accept that the above will bite me on the arse and look forward to it. Hopefully, in the final.

Soup and bread. Nice workhouse vibe to the place. Success will surely follow.

Expect them to rocket up the table now. If you work for Man United, you can be under no illusion the contempt this bloke has for you.

unbelievable. gemmill has done a toonpack and killed the message board for the day.

At least the Ukrainian people will get to see who he really is now. They were on about naming things after him a couple of years ago, when all he was doing was using them to run away from domestic issues and cosplay as Churchill.

Reckons he was wearing a black t shirt with the word KILLER in big white font on it.

Nice that I went to the trouble of explaining it to you fucking neckends though, eh. Despite knowing it would be too much for you.

The Stats war of 2025 begins. It's been a while.

Stats porn.

Sorry to hear about your mam, MF. Awful news, that. Hoping you and yours are doing as well as can be

So we lose against Brighton and hope to draw at Liverpool.

I already did that and he left

Another bi-polar performance from us. Ten minutes of the good team managed to do enough to cover for a good half and a bit worth of the shit team. Forest irrelevant. That was a game between the two sides of this team. The squad desperately needs a refresh and more competition for places in key positions. We'll get hammered by Liverpool in league and cup with a performance like that because they won't gift us goals from poor defensive structure the way Forest did. But they will certainly punish us for defending like that.

The regular fall offs we have, regardless of the results are a concern. 4-1 up and forest having to take the game to us which really isn't their strength but we gave them plenty of encouragement. Fresh blood is desperately needed if we want to carry on these European challenges and challenges for cups, there's players who are definitely coming to the end of their time here as well as they've done for us, really don't want to limp in the end of the season when we are where we are in league and cups. Wilson was horrific when he came on and I'm talking about strengths of his like his strength in physical tussles, Schar is showing signs of decline and tbh the arsenal game wasn't the norm for Tripps these days. Big summer ahead and I'm quietly confident we'll do well out of it but it's a bit frustrating that this season is up for grabs but we're creaking a bit.

Pepe Le Pew out for 6 weeks.

So the US army choir sang at a Trump shindig

His Song 1-0 Roberta Flack

"Please sir, can we start winning now?"

My dad bumped in to CT again, and he reckons all CT wanted to talk about was that he was "crushing his 2025 crypto goals".

He'll get sent off for 'headbutting' VVD's elbow.

I’ve Meenzered it

CT is the mug writer these days

Where’s Stevie when you need him?

The cheek of it!