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For me this didn’t get the appreciation it and the effort put into it deserved

tot = turning oil tanker buj = big useless Joe

Aye I havent since my boss (fortunately also a newcastle fan) spotted a tab called "mike ashley football cunt" in my browser

Cant believe I haven't watched one of these yet. It's making me want to watch the final again.

If there was one cunt on here I didn’t want to pick me up on the mistake I knew I’d made it was you.

Liverpool showing off their League Cup against Everton.

We didn't like them before the takeover. But various high profile decisions in their favour (pre and post VAR) along with the infamous coach attack and the general scouseness of their fans have exacerbated it

Lifted from Gary James on bluemoon... figured you might be interested on here too. This is well worth remembering when someone throws ‘sportswashing’ at you…. Some academic research has been undertaken showing how nations accentuate their ‘attractiveness’ through sport. In essence you could argue this means sportswashing. For those wondering…. The UAE is 21st behind Portugal and just ahead of Norway! The USA is top, UK 2nd… ( Saudi Arabia is 16th ) You can see it all here: https://publika.skema.edu/sport-soft-power-ranking/ This is genuine academic research which should be considered, so those who liberally throw the word sportswashing about need to at least recognise that the UAE is 21st, not number 1 or even number 2, 3, 4 etc.

A couple of years ago the council wanted to close our kids’ nursery. I wasn’t having that as the next nearest one is 5 minutes further walk away. I rallied other parents and we took on the council. During this time the group, bafflingly, asked me to consider standing as a councillor as part of our campaign. Even more bafflingly I actually gave it more than 3 seconds consideration. Chatted to councillors about their lives while meeting them to save the nursery. Some lovely people, well meaning, some deluded morons too. I realised it is a terrible time to be a politician, all they are doing (in the role) is managing decline. It must be soul destroying if you have a heart. Fuck that noise.

Fascinating post, thanks for sharing

Vance's bitch wife isn't going to Greenland anymore.

“Why is the midget Macallister marking a giraffe?”

The ghost of a young John Motson? 😳

I'd do it for that. You get to see a bit of the world if you end up doing European games, and if you could stick it for 15 to 20 years, you'd have built a canny nest egg. Then it's off to the Sky Studio to defend all the mental decisions your mates make. Or if you're Keith Hackett, it's off to twitter to slag off all the mental decisions your mates make.

If Brexit has taught us anything, it’s that we never learn our lesson.

That little fucking dweeb playing the hard lad. These people are just funny to me. It's like live action South Park.

The individual jury spokespeople don't announce the zero scores, so to achieve that you'd have to enjoy watching Eurovision voting sequences in their entirety. We are more similar than I realised! 🥰

“Geoffrey we’ll have to move, there’s (some utter drunken cunts making) too much noise”

What a fucking shock she must have got.

Fucking Mag!

That would require a tache and a mullet, sir. And probably a beer and a tab. A tache alone is an insult...

Aye, this too

For those with kids, a useful guide to what those emojis your kids are using really mean.

We just need Gemmil to tell us next season is too early for us to launch a title push and it's all but guaranteed.

This is what I can’t comprehend about him, he’s skinny as a Somalian (sorry KD, Eritrean) but generates such power with so little back lift. Imagine what a beast he’d be if we got him on the steak bake diet.

I've seen him have a go at Murphy for not releasing the ball earlier at times I think he did it once in the final too. But aye you can say that's communication and not really frustration. The man's got ice in his veins. I wonder what advice opposition coaches have for their center backs before the game, there's barely any weaknesses to his game, just look at the variety of goals in that video. "Ermm........................pray?"

Let’s be honest, the best goal he’s scored, he didn’t score- it was the “assist” for Murphy against the Scouse mackems. Having said that, what strikes me is how many fucking rockets he unleashes with seemingly no backlift- all the power of a Supermac strike, and he’s only moving his leg from the knee down. Bloke’s fucking unreal tbh. Edit; it’s been mentioned before on here, but he’s also so laid back when he’s doing all this- barely breaks a sweat. He’s also incredibly patient for a forward, I don’t really recall him showing any kind of frustration, like he knows he’ll get a chance, and when he does, he’ll bury it.

Mine just arrived. Bit disappointed with the taste tbh

"They haven't won anything for 50 years and it will be on our headtops" is my favorite

Love the Dara O’Brein/Uncle Fester dude

Your bezzie wasn't he?

The man under the bed....

It sounds like a headline from The Onion.

The issue is that a lot of people don't see it that way. There are actual humans claiming that the signal thing is a great example of this administration being transparent (because Biden wasn't). As if it's perfectly normal to discuss plans for a military strike in public circles. Ignoring that doing so puts innocent lives at risk not to mention the air force pilots carrying the fucking payloads (despite these chin dribbling cunts being proper patriots who love the military). The world doesn't give a shit about reality anymore - or are too fucking thick to comprehend it.

I've been saying since before the election the only hope to turn the country round was to radical and brave They've been neither and have been even worse than I feared. Cutting welfare and jobs is the exact opposite of what needs to be done Its going to lead what I (and many others tbf) predicted which is just a more professionally managed decline It's tragic

"I endorse this - through gritted teeth - for the good of the county!"

Nowt worse than a mackem mag, marra.

One of the big bonuses in being a top level ref is that you don’t even have to be good at your job. You can be absolute dog shit and the only thing that’ll get you sacked is if you slag off a Liverpool manager. The downside of course is that it’s tough (but not impossible) to post on here during work hours.

So everyone then ?

Like a fucking putz? No. I am copying the URL. I am not leaving a trace of my lack of productivity on my work laptop.

That and they are named after Liverpool's greatest player, no one calls it a tache here, only cunts.

They’re not even close to winning the PR war with any of this. They’re alienating their core plus the floating voters and they aren’t ever going to appease the sort they of people who’d never vote for them anyway.

We're the 6th biggest economy in the world. They have a fucking huge majority, they could do anything they want Austerity is a choice. Cutting public services and welfare and placing the burden on the shoulders of the poorest is a choice It's fucking disgusting and it's unforgivable

fucking unbelievable. you've only had the fucking membership 5 minutes and it was half price. wait till ugly mackems finds out.

Have we had this one yet?