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In every other strand of the multiverse Steve Bruce is just a bloke with a big kite who never made it as a footballer, who spends his days in the bookies in stained track b's and walks everywhere with a carrier bag in his hand. Goes to the bingo every night with Janice, but doesn't play, and just stares straight ahead of him with his mouth hanging open. We had to live in the one strand where he's a public figure.

Is there anyone that's played for Steve Bruce who doesn't have the surname Bruce that has a good word to say about him? Or that wasn't basically thanking him for sharing the same hobby of laziness, like ASM.

I think the difference is, when Tino is on the right, he is trying not to end up in the space that is Murphy's, so the right attacking corner/flank and therefore he tends to drift in or realises he's in the wrong spot and panics to a degree. And a lot of his right foot crosses are over hit. Whereas on the left with Barnes (and Gordon when available) tending to cut in from the left, Tino needs to fill that left attacking corner and the value of the quick cross/ball into the centre.

Chelsea apparently prepared to pay £5m to Man United to get out of the obligation to make Sancho's move permanent.

I had to explain to my mam this week that she didn't need to worry about her money losing value cos it's with a bank, not in the stock market. But mention Brexit and she thinks she's a fucking world trade expert.

Mbeumo has to be #1 target for me. Seeing Gemmers get upset about people mispronouncing his name for years to come is too big an opportunity to pass up. Personally, I'll be going with an impersonation of Posey Parker's character in White Lotus when she tries to pronounce "Buddhist". "You're not an Mbewwww-mmmmo".

I don't really want it to happen as long as we get top 5. The most likely team to benefit in that situation would be Chelsea and they can fuck right off with all the blatant cheating they've been doing on PSR.

ToonPig! Tooooon pig dot coooom.

The fact that Boyd never actually played under Bruce gives a good indication of how truthful that statement is.

The Brummie spiv-tache agbonlahor likes him so you have to take that into account.

His new teammates.... "Mmmmm, the Tottenham is strong in this one."

"See you? See your granny? We used to have a painting of her in our dressing room at Ibrox, there you are."

Probably mostly Quiff anyway

https://inews.co.uk/news/politics/tax-cut-billionaires-starmer-musk-bezos-trade-3630807 Starmer has said tax cuts for Musk, Bezos and other billionaires are on the table in our negotiations with the US I just give up with politics tbh, it's hopeless.

I’m certainly no Arsenal or Arteta fan but I loved seeing Real Madrid get an absolute hiding. They’ve deserved one for a good while

https://bsky.app/profile/oregonthedm.bsky.social/post/3lmeenfu6r22x

This for me. The footballing world has largely identified Isak as the best striker in Europe, but he's not doing it by himself. But then neither is it all down to his Murphy - it's the entire system which, as some one else said, Eddie fucking Howe, man! Inverted winger on one side, traditional winger on the other, both with overlapping full backs and a marauding central midfield provides Isak with the perfect stage to demonstrate his craft. Massive shout out to Livramento in recent weeks btw, since Hall has been out injured. I was quite critical of him when he was playing RB - perhaps unfairly, but since he's been filling in the left back role, he's been outstanding. Both Isak's goal in the cup final and Murphy's first goal on Monday were the product of balls whipped in from the left flank by Livramento. Isn't he traditionally right-footed? Adam Clery's piece on him in the Cup Final is worth a watch as well if you haven't already seen it - dealt with both Quansah and Salah throughout the game.

Thought you were President

I reckon we drop points against villa and arsenal but I reckon we beat Chelsea. Everton I'm actually a bit worried about tbh. Might need to ban Gemmill ahead of that game.

That's Mike Ashley.

Smeeeagain. What colour socks do Bears wear? None cos they have bear feet. Fuck am still good

Reported ✅

"What the fuck are you doing? I haven't done anything wrong!!" "Nothing to worry about, sir, just a bit of tactical containment."

The Pig will know

At Motherwell when he was playing for Kilmarnock I sat right next to the pitch. As he came to pick up a throw in I asked if he was wearing saddle bags and he actually laughed.

PL's for reeall. 🎶

I pronounce it like Ritchie did.

That's only because Bruce used to tiddlywink polos into his mouth and he was too thick to realise he was taking the piss out of his criminally hilarious underbite.

You're fine with Mbewmo. I mean it's wrong but you're all idiots, so it's probably as good as I can hope for. And from an Australian, honestly that is 10 out of 10. Mbwaymo or PL's new Mbueno (I mean for fucks sake) should be banning offences if we sign him. I enjoyed the latest White Lotus btw, don't know what all the whinging has been about online.

For those who think Mbeumo is out of our reach, I think there’s a good chance he’s leaving this summer due to his contract running out in a years time …. If we get CL we may be able to tempt him… https://www.transfermarkt.co.uk/bryan-mbeumo/profil/spieler/413039

No. The only way sixth gets CL is if the team winning the CL finishes fifth. If they finish top 4 then no extra place is awarded so Villa is the best bet for that to happen.

hooray for the goonies . hope madrid smash the cunts in to oblivion in the 2nd leg. hope legohead is ostracised by the entire basque region, the hembarrassing cunt. hope rice's right foot gets gangrene today.

The Newcastle figure costs between £3-400. The sunderland one is only available on loan from toy libraries.

Premier League gets 5 CL spots - confirmed by Legoheads lot tonight.

Which cheeky scamp is making these? Here's the Newcastle one, not sure what the headphones reference? Keegan's rant?

Dunno who put this up above King Eddie Howe's Bay (NT council and the pigeon's alliance apparently) but hats off.

Thought it was Chez Given

Actually makes the Minteh sale all the more annoying. Clearly we were happy with the planned development of that area, and PSR forces us to fuck it up just to sign a more expensive version a bit later.

Couldn’t get near Bruno could he though the chopping board headed c**t

Well then fuck off, you mackem tit.