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Bristol fans singing “dont you know pump it up, united won the cup” at the mackems fewm

please please PLEASE Jason, wear the wham hoodie on the touchline.

With performances like that, you can see how they’d give Liverpool a game

Bodø/Glimt was the Hobbit who didn’t make the final draft

Isn't it nice to be spoiled for choice on who our best players been?

Juventus can't afford him.

You don't get as leggy when you're on a winning streak. They will be down after getting dumped out the CL. Last 3 matches against them: 5-1 (h) 3-1 (a) 3-0 (h) Whose scared of who? Let's fuck them up again, the boring brummy cunts with their cardigan wearing nerd cunt.

Or as my late dad used to say "fools seldom differ".

The piss poor quality of the Europa league semi finalists is purely down to the comparatively piss poor teams that UEFA have allowed into the expanded champions league

Domestic cats are the number one killer of birds in this country (after me of course). There’s a growing lobby who would like to see them kept indoors under lock and key and only allowed outside if tethered. (again also after me.)

This place is beautiful chaos. I hope it never changes.

After the Mo Salah celebration last week on sky sports when he signed a deal I'm pleased to see they had a good hard look at themselves and decided to report Van Dick signing a deal in a more neutral, measured fashion as an unbiased, national sports media station would.....

I'd give player of the season to Burn. It's not just his story, work ethic etc either I think he's performed to a very high CB standard. His reading of the game and decision making has been top class and allowed him to overcome his lack of pace. Obviously the form of the players around him has helped, Tonali covering every blade of grass, Hall and Tino having great seasons means you'rea assured of the support around you but he still deserves massive credit for the way he's performed. And don't forget how important scoring that first goal at Wembley was.

6-2 win coming up, lads

Think you've mistakenly linked it into the back of your truck as it's indicating SOS

We are George Michael, Villa are Ken Ridley, whatever the other one was called. In line with the new tradition, tapping on the gif below will reveal my winning score prediction via morse code.

2-1 - all headers by Gallacher

Most of villas wins have been against lower league teams in the cup, shite teams in the PL or shite teams in the CL. If we play like we did on Wednesday we will blow them away

Aye I went to bed before it finished, safe in the knowledge that ewerk had announced that they'd blown it. Wake up this morning to comparisons of 1999 all over the place. I mean you were 2 nil up, got pegged back, went down 4-2, and needed your opponents to go down to 10 men to win it. Unquestionably an exciting finish, but that 99 team would NEVER have been such a collection of fuckups to put themselves in that position against that opposition. I really hope they don't win it cos they absolutely don't deserve CL. I'd rather Spurs win it than them, but I'd rather anyone else than the pair of them.

Enrique was class, super acceleration too so pretty much never got out-paced. He was high level sprinter in his youth. He absolutely took the piss out of attackers in the championship and then carried that belief into the Premier League when we were promoted. He very seldom turned the ball over, even under high presses and had a quality long pass. You're right that he did have a great partnership and understanding with Jonas. He was voted the player of the season in the championship. As a left back that's an incredible achievement. The timing of us selling him seemed ordinary at the time but we absolutely got his best years here as his hamstring/knee issues plagued him through his time at Liverpool. He was class for us.

I had an Adolf playing golf last week. 2 shots in the bunker.

Why put that much effort into trying to destroy a minority who haven’t done anything to harm you. I don’t understand it.

I didn't realise Villa have got us tomorrow and then Man City away on Tuesday. That's some run of games and great that those two are stealing points off one another.

Sadly

My protests against were also utterly disregarded when we got our furry shit machine, Dweezil. He’s also caused our feathery friends to vacate our garden, but I think it’s just in protest at his astonishing stupidness, since he’s soft as shite and probably scared of birds. I was throwing a ball about the back garden for him the other day, which he was unbelievably excited about, being a dog, and in one of his attempts to get said ball, he forgot that brick walls are solid entities and hurt when you charge head-first in to them… … like I said, thicker than a mackem’s belly

Villa pop was made in Sunlun, oh and as for the vampire bastard. We win 4 - 1.

Just a question of who's feeling the leggier for this game? If it's them we can get something at a tough ground, if it's us and their fresh legged replacements are up to it we may have to suck it up tomorrow night, I'd take a draw right now tbh and blitz the rest of the season.

Andrew has been infecting my PC with viruses!!!

My father in law has a plum tree which only produced 1 fruit this year so I call the tree Adolf now.

Where you can also talk about Longstaff

Happy to oblige I was looking at our run in yesterday and bar Ipswich, think we will struggle to get anymore points. I really do, that’s not an easy run in at all, especially with Everton playing much better of late. Squeaky bum time I’m afraid

Done! Fantastic to see how high ethical conerns continue to be on the public's agenda. I know there must be a proportinate number of surveys on how we feel about the arms sales and billions of dollars of trade with Saudi, the military and intelligence support with our tax payer money for Israel etc etc.

No.

Must be really bad, my daughter didn’t even get admitted but was still in a very bad way for a few weeks til it started to go. Either that or given his status they rolled out the red carpet! Also the possibility that even if he did have it worse, they have drip fed him antibiotics and it may clear up quicker. From my experience, the fitter and healthier people are, they ignore the symptoms more before seeking help, giving it time to really take hold. Hopefully he want rush back and it’s credit to him that the ship can continue on a straight course without his presence. Just hope the media and twitter fans don’t go overboard calling for his return if we come unstuck tomorrow. Btw, gotta love 3 match weeks when we’re winning.

Aye a couple of weeks of bedrest follows probably, he should rest till after the Ipswich game at least, Tindall should be able to handle that. Time to cook up some ideas for the title charge next season Eddie

They like to throw around the word 'tinpot' quite a bit going back through the years. I'd love to hear their description for going behind 4-2 against ten men before clawing it back at the death in a poor Europa league and calling it one of the greatest comebacks in European history.

This is for the Isak head turned comment btw

They do say dogs take after their owners. 🙂

Truly, great minds think alike

I hope the pair of them fall off the age cliff next season.

Count me in.

Fun fact, I have ball singular. Cancer got the other one. But I appreciate it mate

I have no fuckin idea what you’re talking about here mate

I don't know if it has been mentioned on here (as I couldn't be arsed trawling through the xG drivel) but Pope did very well on the penalty. Feigned to go to his right just as Eze went to strike the ball which made Eze's mind up to go to Pope's left. Murphy also, what a transformation. That's what investing time into coaching players gets you rather than being a lazy thin skinned, fat bodied, snide who relies on his son to stick up for him on social media. Anyway, I'll let you get back to the xG now, apologies for derailing the thread with an observation about the actual fucking match.