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We’re 4th. Heaton Stan are safe. We’ve already won a cup. The kids and my lass are away to Euro Disney with my parents while I babysit the dogs. I’ve just made a batch of madras. I’m off work tomorrow. I’m mildly tobleroned and enjoying a negroni. Chillax, lads. CL is almost in the bag and even if it’s not it’s still been the best season of my entire life whatever happens.

leeds premier league highlights 25/26

In a stunning turn of credit he spent his last day on earth deliberately ignoring JD vance, sending a cardinal to meet him and lecture him on compassion instead. Then he died. Brilliant, top Poping right there.

We went for a full family holiday with my wife’s side in wales once. So, me and her, her parents, her two brothers with partners and 3 kids. On the third day I snuck off for a beer on my own to read my book at the pub, after pandering to every cunt for a weekend. 15 minutes later they all turned up, cos they fancied a drink.. So I drove back to the holiday home on my own and had a beer and read my book.

He's Poped his clogs.

Argentinian, bit radge, shit footballer - was he Daniel Cordone?

I’ll never forget that 94th minute winner he scored in front of the away end.

Burnley join Leeds in next seasons relegation spots. Yawn

be fucking great for mine like.

It's 6.45pm here.

Couldn’t head a ball to save his life, though.

Give it Giggsy till the end of the season.

Liz Truss vibes

I'd have died the previous day if that was in my diary. 🙂

Hallelujah!

Did anybody expect Aussie Idea-less and his lads to do us a favour tonight? As someone mentioned earlier, this Spurs are Nuno and Forest's wet dream after a couple of defeats.

Anderson must be worth £35m+ after the season he's had. As opposed to £15m and a 3rd choice keeper. They got a steal

Who can forget his remix of East 17's 'stay another day'?

Remember that time he came on as a sub and his team mate refused to leave the pitch? *whispers ” Get on the bench and watch how it’s done, Adolf!”

bloke was a shithousing maestro.

I assumed Jim Davidson was dead, and this is a pretty rough way to find out he's not.

BREAKING NEWS. More as we get it.

This completes the weekend where everything went against us. It doesn’t change the scope though. If we win three of the remaining games we will be fine.

They need to give it to this fella for the name alone…

Sitting outside the Sol Bar Bowness having a “head of the family pint “ on my own (Leffe on draught) as my head is done in trying to organise the other 9 on where to eat ffs. Head gone.

“Allmagsaretossas”

spotted this the other day on the kiddies forum when this one was broken, their latest terrace ditty by all acounts.... When I was young and had no sense I bought a flute for 50 pence The only song that I could play Was fuck Eddie Howe and the Toon Army* And after that I bought a drum And all I could play was fuck the scum And after that I bought a guitar And all I could play was fuck Shearer** Packet of sweets and a Portuguese tan, Eddie Howe has Maddie McCann army trounced armay, shearer.. shearah just incase you were wondering. when you add it to,... robson's nearly dead there's only one senile bastard steven taylor, we wish you were dead adam johnson he shags who he wants bunch of tragic cunts, they're in desperate need of a singer/songwriter like our very own CT.

This has been an interesting and illuminating debate. Respect to Craig in particular for opening up and speaking freely about an issue he has been touched by. Respect also to MF for this perfectly-timed post, lowering the tone beautifully, in his signature style, just as it was getting a bit heavy. I don’t really have anything to add other than to say my views are probably most aligned with Gemmill’s. It’s not a debate I feel qualified to join. I know some trans people and they’re all great. People are people and they’re not defined by their gender identity anymore than their race or sexual preference. Good lads/lasses and dickheads come in all shapes and sizes. I have observed the bile that some of the more extreme trans activists have thrown at people that disagree with their worldview on social media but it’s also fair to say it isn’t one-way traffic. There are obnoxious people on both sides of the debate. But it’s a debate I’m staying out of.

And you’re committing a cardinal sin by pretending you’re above this shit

Half-decent for a Pope - I think he cared about people rather than just dogma - a lot better than Ratzinger.

Alright everyone - we've set up a basic discord server just in case of outages in future (and we created an emergency match thread channel too, just in case we get a repeat of this weekend!) There's no obligation at all to sign up to this, it is not replacing the main site, it's just there for when this falls over. We have no way to communicate with most people when this site goes down, so this could be a useful tool for that in future. I will add that if this site was ever irrecoverable for whatever reason, having the ability to contact everyone would help keep the community together. I'm not going to post the discord link publicly for obvious reasons, but if people could DM myself or one of the other mods directly, we can share the link privately. When you do sign in, please change your discord handle within the server to your TT username - or ping me on discord and I'll do it for you. Should the site go down in future, updates will be posted in the discord (as well as potentially via Patreon).

"Couldn't find nature, used a pub instead"

Desert fox is a bit more catchy than scouse rat to be honest.

The worst thing of the many bad things about PSR is that it actively encourages clubs who aren’t part of the established CL lot to sell young talent they’ve developed

Arsene Wenger?

Private care is all good and well if you want a boob job or you want to jump the queue for a dermatology appointment. But they're all run by NHS doctors on their days off. If you're genuinely fucked and need round the clock care then you're better off in an NHS hospital with every specialty working 24/7 and an intensive care unit next door if the shit hits the fan

Sounds like you need somewhere close but where you can have peace and solitude… … in the Lakes… … hmmmm. Have you tried not banging Emily Blunt?

That's his value IMO, for £10 mill they can fuck off/wouldn't sell for that tbh.

All sweet and rosy on there as per usual.

It’s going to be hilarious either way, weekly pumpings in the premier league or fabulously failing in the playoffs.

So you didn’t do the xhamster thing then? That’s me wasted 3 hours looking for that one.

Might improve the colour of his fucking teeth.