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Didn't realise it, but that was the 20th victory in the last 26 games. Strengthen in the summer and anything's possible.

Fancy us v Brighton tbh, it's got more of the feel of us going into it late in the season last time we beat them down there and I think everyone at NUFC will be fancying putting the record straight against them plus I think they might have a bit of 'on the beach' about them compared to us needing and wanting it more. We usually get them away early on in the season when they're more on it. Lots of comebacks between the pair of you but ultimately gemmill didn't predict 'Mike' finally getting the hang of this football lark' when we had the one fruitful season under him (in the PL).

How dare you even consider mocking another man’s predictions

The SMB is back on top form, plenty of panic, infighting and growing realisation they are fucked. Example.

Strong evidence Gemmill has roman ancestry discovered !!!!!!

I wonder what they think of Rashford missing todays defeat injured but managing to turn up at the boxing alongside Declan Rice.

I think Emery has proved himself as a very capable manager. He took an underperforming side, made some shrewd additions and really got them playing. But over the past five years they’ve been the sixth biggest spending club in the PL so you would expect them to be around about where they’re at. For comparison, we’re the eight biggest spending club in the PL and are sitting third and have won a trophy so there’s no doubt that Eddie’s massive cajones are outperforming Emery’s shrivelled pea sized testicles. The big difference between the two is that I believe that Emery looked at our managerial vacancy as a job. Eddie Howe looked at it as his personal project.

Class. NeWWWLWcastle. Damn you Aston Villa.

FYP.

Aye I heard that today too, in my head we've been a lot less consistent than that but really but really only liverpool have more wins than us in the league so far, our problem is that if we dont win we lose, we've one of the lowest numbers of draws in the league but we could realistically have 3 or 4 more points if we sorted that out.

Absolute brilliant read these, if you put on your thickest brummie accent and work your way through them.

You can tell they're doing (extra) shite lately, they're after Keane again.....

The main UK sports broadcasters are absolutely complicit in the growth of the 'rich 6' (should now be 'artificially rich 6'). Caught a bit of sky talking about WOLVES beating LEICESTER CITY 3-0 and their anchor introducing a clip of a Cunha interview with 'Manchester United target Cunha scored a goal in Wolves 3-0 win over Leicester...." What the actual fuck has Manchester United got to do with wolves beating Leicester? Also saw a BBC headline about Howe mentioning how Tindall was 'in charge of a 4-1 win over United' and that's the type of shit that is now the norm as they've decided on the monopoly route where the current clubs with the most money/support take absolute precedence from everything from screen time to discussion to even deleting club's names on their graphics to monopolise on two club's names to the detriment of everyone else. Cunts.

I saw the same incident you're talking about. Tindall touched the bloke's arm in a perfectly normal human "I'm just making sure I've got your attention" gesture, and this little Metro Inspector/Traffic Warden looked down at Tindall's hand on his arm, and back up at Tindall's face with this "you don't SERIOUSLY have your hand on me, do you?!" pantomime act. I mean just fuck off mate.

The semi finals at Wembley tarnish the final for me. It’s all about the wonga though.

I'm sure there'll be loads made in the press over the next few days about how Liverpool's owners are direct financial backers of an administration that is snatching innocent people up off the street and deporting them, and arresting judges.

Same. Someone even tried to give me a ticket for this game yesterday… I was diplomatic…

Imagine putting that up in your front room.

Since we’re here, the lad a few doors up is a gamekeeper for the Duke of Northumberland. Knocked on the door a few nights back and handed over some venison sausages, said they’d had a population explosion amongst the deer and were struggling to use up the meat without just binning it. ( I told him I’ll happily take any excess of his hands ) So, Sunday lunch today is Venison Sausage Toad in the Hole with Port and Wholegrain Mustard gravy, duck fat roasties and steamed greens. Get in mah belleh!

He's roughly five thousand miles away from where the record was set so not even close, tbh.

Hold on…there’s a strong likelihood that SunderLLLLand will have to play Wrexham next year. Didn’t the owners only get involved with Wrexham because they watched the mackem documentary and saw there was money to be made? Class how the mackems have stood still

I kinda hope we need a win against Everton tbh, I've passed a trip to the lakes for this match. Will be good to see who the bedwetters are and who the fucking stoic sausage merchants are, ie moi.

If I had to guess what sort of plates you have in your house that’s 100% what I would have chosen.

Talking heed from the anfield wrap on 5 live just now saying they there wil be 2 million people on the streets of Liverpool when they parade the league title trophy through the city…so let’s look at how likely that is.. So that’s every man, woman and child attending regardless of age, football allegiance/interest in the first place, work shift pattern on the day, holiday plans, medical situation (CLEAR THOSE MALINGERERS IN THOSE BEDS, THE REDS ARE ON A BUS!! 😆) religious affiliation or any other reason legitimate or otherwise that will prevent attendance on the day IN THE WHOLE OF MERSEYSIDE, including the Wirral and up to Southport……AND 500,000+ VISITORS

you tell him ct, don't take no shit from snappy feet.

We owe these stones for a beach cunts, three one to Eddie's lungbusters

Ipswich made us graft our nuts off. Three goals from three set pieces but on another day that was four nil before they had the player sent off at the end of the first half. To say the absolute least we need to be a lot more clinical at the Amex next Sunday…

The Trump administration is clearly using harassment as a political tactic, typical fascist behaviour tbh. Regardless of the validity of the charges against the judge, arresting her publicly is a unjustified move just for the optics. Same applies for arresting children, showing them in handcuffs. It will be a test for the conscience of the American public how long they really do tolerate clearly immoral actions and behaviour. At the moment they just prove that the majority of Americans is a bunch of arseholes. If they keep on like this it will hopefully backfire spectacularly.

Well the Villa fans don’t agree

Fancy getting to the semi final of the FA cup and then getting beat 3-0 by crystal palace?

One goal, two goals, three goals Ah-Ah-Ah!

I see prince William ditched villa today for the pope the glory hunting toff cunt.

My daughter has had some health issues recently, but is on the road to recovery. I gave her some money to buy herself a new top as a little pick-me-up. It arrived today. She’s definitely mine

Played at Wembley 30 times since their take over apparently. Sunday evening, hotels chocker with marathon runners.... I do wonder if this happened to us if.... tbd would get a ticket? Naaah, just kidding, of course he wouldn't.

In the big spoons at New Street station last Saturday we were chatting away and someone said “big 6” just as this Villa fan was walking past with a couple of pints… <adopt Barry from Auf Weidersen Pet voice here for authenticity > “Oi think you’ll foind that’s the financial 6 actualloiy” so I think you have a disciple in the West Midlands

Quite happy with the way we continue to fly under the radar. But given where we are in the league, the run of results you mentioned (20 wins out of the last 26 games was it?) on top of the fact we’ve actually won a fucking trophy and it’s all a bit Comical Ali from Sky and the BBC tbh. You get the feeling they would love us to blow it and miss out on CL football next season

Live, Laugh, Love

Don't forget the populations of Ireland, Norway and Singapore.

phil daniels certainly does, the damon albarn loving cunt.

The narcissism is so transparent and repugnant. The fact half of the Americans like or overlook this is nauseating. In fact more than half, because people who didn't vote should have opposed him in the ballot anyway. Fuck America, I will never see your country in the same light and I will do my best to avoid having anything to do with you from now on. This is the end result of rampant capitalism coupled with, well, a lot of things, including a poor education system. The US hegemony is gone now and they inflicted it themselves out of pure ignorance and hubris. Rome lasted over a millennium. The yanks barely managed a century. Idiots to a man.

made hard work of that yesterday. delighted for young osula who clearly demonstated if he doesn't make it in football he's every inch a future strictly professional.

Interesting Howe in the post match press conference saying he's baffled by Tindall's yellow card, and feels that it's aimed at preventing him (Tindall) from helping manage the team. Not usual for him to say stuff like that so it's obviously annoyed him. He said he was there, heard everything that was said, and can't understand why it resulted in a yellow.

Can someone ask @RobinRobin to lean out of his burrow and wake up @Andrew next door to do the match thread? Also, it’s nearly time for 2nd breakfast and they’ll both be Hank if they miss it.